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The Kevlar Files - Episode 1 Archived By David Kibrick (kiburi-san) Note: These files contain the the original text of these messages, complete with the original spelling (and misspelling), so don't blame me for any mistakes that you find.

The Fifth Day (8/5/99 - 12/10/99): To Hell and Back

Ryo arrives, Disasters begin, evading the freshman hive, We all go to "hell" (beach, ice skating, old people, ice cream), The thesaurus is found, The defeat of Ryo, P.E. returns, Zombies attack, Ryu's tower dance

Last Updated 12/21/99 4:26 PM

169. Ryu looked Coldy over at Ryo and vice versa. Taiwan leered at Korea.

Kiki spoke up. "So is this your Evil Twin Ryu?" She asked.

"No, this is my Good Twin, Im the Evil Twin." Ryu Responded

Ryo Spoke up. "Well Brother it's good to see you again"

"I thought you were Banished to the Realm of Fuzzy pink things you
Pansy
White magick user!" Ryu said.

"I got out and have been spending time with Mom.You shouldn't Neglect
her
you know!You Dark Evil Mean Nasty Black Magick User!" Ryo said.

"Next you'll tell me Brother RiKoshi is on his way as well!" Ryu yelled

"You Know Mom Does Not Like it When We Mention his name!" Ryo yelled
back.

"your right, let us never bring up our insane brother again.But why
have you
come Ryo?" Ryu asked.

"I've come searching for the (T) of power Ryu! And to fix the Family
name
that you have Tarnished! I heard you were leaving so Im here to replace
you"
Ryo said defianetley.

"Well I hope you can Find a Date for the Dance Tommorrow! Because By
That
Time I will Already Be away In Massachusets at Miskatonic
Univeristy!..So
There Nah!" Ryu said sticking his tounge out at his Twin.

"Ha! There's no shame in going stag Dear Brother! But your to Dark and
mean
to relise something like that! I'm going to do just fine and dandy here
now
that you'll be leaving!" Ryo said.

"Well Good! Maybe these People Will Wise up about the truth about you
Ryo!"
Ryu said.

"What Truth? That Im a nice person unlike you Ryu!" Ryo retorted.

Ryu stood up coughing and looked over at Kiki. "Well then, I'll leave
you
two alone now.Im leaving for Rhode Island For Miskatonic Univeristy,
good
day" Ryu said picking up Taiwan who had snapped a few times at Korea.He
then
began to walk off.

"Im sorry you had to see that Miss Kiki. My brother has.... Problems he

needs to deal with." Ryo said."By the way, Do you yourself have a
escort for
the Dance?" He asked. "oh, Korea, please go and fetch me and the lady's
food
will you?" Korea Flew up saluted with a trail of pixie dust and said
"Right
away Sir!"

170. Kiki sat down on a plastic chair in-between Ryu and Ryo.
Taiwan had his eye on Korea; ³Another sidekick but I¹m still the best.²
Kiki looked at both the boys again; ³Who¹s Yig?² But then she decided
to
change her question; ³What the hell is going on here?!²
Ryu sighed.
³I have a few guesses,² continued Kiki, ³But it¹s a genius¹ right to
know
the facts!²
³Right I¹ll tell you,² said Ryu.
(Little did Kiki know that Lapin was now in a pizza shop eating most of
the
contents.)

171. Ryu stepped out of the portal and found himself in Front Of Majestic
Miskatonic Univerisy. He held Taiwan in his hands and looked up at the
school.

There were students lounging about and what not, he saw a cute witch
flying
on her broom.

He smiled holding his Friend and said. "Well Taiwan, we've finnaly
moved on
up!" He walked into the school immeidtely talking with the populace and
Gasp
getting along with them.

OOC Ryu Has now left the Game.He is now at Miskatonic Univeristy, which

always changes it's location every time someone is planning to go to
it.
Only Magicaly active people can always find it with ease.

Ryo Whateley 11th Grade, streets of Oshiba.

Ryo walked with a happy smile on his face as Korea hovered around him.
"Oh
Joy Master! Not only are we going to find the (T) of power, but You've
made
friends already!" She said in her annoyingly High Cute tinkly voice.

Ryo Laughed Jolly Like and replied "Yes, little one. Soon the (T) of
power
will be mine, and then we can change the world for the betterment of
all!
There's just one thing. We have to find it first. But the ritual
confirmed
it was located here in Oshiba, and Now with my Brother out of the way,
no
one can stop us!"

"HOORAY! JOY! YIPPIE!" Korea Exclaimed! "the world will be a cuter
Happier
place!" she said.

On the two walked, looking for the mysetrious (T) of power.

172. Boy Mai, sure can sleep Watch out folks cause shes sleepwalking and
the
slightest noise can wake her and cuase her to strike out with out
warning

Along her sleep walk Mai heads thru the school crashing thru walls,

doors, and windows. Eventually she gets outside the school and heads
down the
road. Cars stop and honk at her but she still remains asleep. Soon she
gets
to the shopping district of town where a bank is currently beign
robbed.
Nethier the alarm nor the sound of gun fire wakes her from her sleep
walk.
The two robbers and several cop run right past her firing off their
guns and
STILL SHE DOES NOT WAKE.

173. Kiki and Ryo were sat at a table on plastic chairs eating assorted
food
in the food court. Korea was back floating over Ryo.
Kiki¹s mind cast back, she thinks she might have seen a poster about
the
dance in chem class but it didn¹t click.
³I¹m sorry. I didn¹t know there was a school dance, you see I¹m new
hereŠ²
³I see,² said Ryo.
³I was hoping a certain person would ask me, but...² mumbled Kiki under
her
breath. She considered Ryo. She wasn¹t sure about him, there was
something
too good to be true. She also wanted to know more about this (T) of
power
thing he was searching for.
³Yes, I will be happy if you escorted me to the dance,² she smiled.
³Splendid, I¹ll see you tomorrow then,² said Ryo getting up.
³Alright, see you then and thanks again for the meal,² waved Kiki.
When Ryo and the pixie were out of sight Kiki rested her head on the
table
and started talking to herself; ³I¹ve never been to a school dance
before, I
wonder what it will be like?²
Then she heard a banging noise of metal pans and screams about a
rabbit.
³Lapin!² Kiki darted up and headed towards a shop called ŒPizza Stop¹
as
Lapin bounced out over the counter and into Kiki arms.
³Your stupid rabbit has eaten my profits!² yelled one of the two girls
behind the counter. By the name-tag her name was Emma.
³I¹m sorry,² said Kiki.
³The total comes to $34.99,² said the other, with a calculator, called
Amy.
³Well?² asked Emma.
³Sorry, I don¹t have any money,² said Kiki with a sad look on her face.
³Well you¹ll have to work it off then.²
For over an hour Kiki worked cleaning and setting the shop up for
tomorrow.
After she finished she asked Emma if she could get a part-time job.
³Sure,² said Emma ³We need extra help.²
So with Kiki receiving a new job and a Œdate¹ in the morning she opened
a
sub-space pocket and stepped in with Lapin. As the pocket was closing
she
was already asleep.

174. Kiki woke up, she was on a bunch of pillows on her ship¹s floor. Lapin
was
sleeping on top of her stomach. She careful picked him up put him on
the
pillows and got up. She looked around the ship; ³I¹ve got to find time
to
fix this up. I haven¹t done much since crashing here.²
Kiki teleported out of the ship and stared out at the dark and barren
landscape of sub-space. As a cool wind blew she looked at her watch;
³Time
for school I guess.² She created a whitehole and stepped through it
into the
real world. She reappeared out of a blackhole just outside the school.
³Oh yeah the school dance is today,² said Kiki who suddenly remembered
that
she had never danced in her life, ³Oh no what am I going to do, I can¹t

dance at all!²
She quickly looked around the street for someone to teach her how to
dance
quick.
³There¹s a soul who might know,² said Kiki noticing Maiyuki across the
road.
Kiki teleported next to her.
³Hey Maiyuki could y.....²
Kiki looked at her, she had her eyes closed and was walking slowly.
³Oh, she¹s sleepwalking. Errr Maiyuki, Mai darling, it¹s morning,² she
said
lightly tapping her on the shoulder.
Maiyuki eyes flicked open with an evil glint in them.
³Scary!² gasped Kiki.
Maiyuki just grumbled, looking straight though Kiki ,as a ball of light

appeared in her hand.
³Whoa,² Kiki quickly teleported out of the way as a laser blasted
across the
street, ³She trying to kill me? No, it can¹t be. It must be because she
woke
up bad.²
Another laser zapped across towards Kiki, she didn¹t have time to
teleport
out of the way but as a reflex action she brought up her personal
shield.
The laser hit it absorbing most of the shock but it still sent Kiki
flying
against a wall.
³Ouch. She got the same kind of laser attacks as I do, but hers are
much
stronger. Must be her temper.²
Kiki slowly got off the floor using the wall as balance, to see Maiyuki
a
few feet away with another laser blast charging up.
³It¹s to early for this,² whispered Kiki.

175. At lunch, Teri sat, reading a Maison Ikkoku graphic novel. One of
the ones where a misunderstanding and failing to listen causes major
problems (in other words, any and all of these graphic novels apply).
It was the day of the dance, and she felt she was in the position of
the one who hadn't listened. Apologising wouldn't work, so she decided
to beat Ibuki at her own game.

AFTER SCHOOL

Teri sped home in her Jeep, and put on the black dress she had bought
in hopes of going with Kiburi-san. Over it, she donned a mil-issue
Trench coat, and olive drab pants which came out the bottom, so it
appeared normal (for her).

Upon her arrival at Victoria's Secret, Teri picked a couple of items
comparable to what Ibuki had used, and went into the changing room.
She tried on the items, and put the dress on over them, and walked into
the center of the store, leaving her stuff in the changing room.

She found Kiburi-san in a corner, hidden from the rest of the store by
a tall row of racks of panties. "How's this for tonight?" she asked,
playing innocent to the Ibuki thing, as if it had never happened.

"Well, uh..." he said, not sure what to make of it, though his facial
expression showed good signs, at least towards her appearance.

"Oh, and before I forget, Is this ok?" she asked, with a slight smile,
as she unzipped her dress and let it fall.

176. "SQEEEAAKK!", went the jar as Sally walked to the school with the jar
under
his arms. He'd been trying since he'd started walking to school.
"Stupid slippery jar. Open!", he said his hands slipping and unable to
get a
grip. Looking around he spotted quite a few other students doing the
same or
wearing really ridiculous lingerie over their normal clothes and trying
to
put on makeup. Apparently, it was an epidemic. Simulataneously, they
all
changed gender.
"Too bad there isn't a synchronized sickness competition...", sally
muttered, when he just narrowly avoided a blast of energy from... a
sleep
walker. "This could be a good distraction for the moment", Sally
squeaked in
a cute voice. Taking the pickle jar like a bowling ball, he rolled it
under
Mai's foot and watched as she slipped on it and it flew out from under
her,
crashing into a wall and shattering. Mai fell over and got up swearing.
"Cripes, that was my last pickle jar too.", Sally whined. Sally took a
fighting stance and hoped for a decent fight.

177. Dr. Nguyen watched dispassionately as the ambulance
pulled up to the raised concrete loading bay, its red
and white strobes flashing. The practice, he mused,
was never as interesting as ER. Instead of the doors
slamming open and adrenaline-pumped paramedics rushing
out with a stretcher, with a patient invariably
gushing blood, this rarely happened in Oshiba. This
time, the doors were sedately opened by a pair of
bored-looking paramedics, who in turn sedately wheeled
a stretcher onto the landing dock, which contained a
teenager who seemed to be in perfect health. The only
thing approaching hysterics was the driver, who was
screaming as a small, slightly dented robot tried to
grope her.

"I'll take it from here," Dr. Nguyen said, leaning
over the prone unconscious form as it was wheeled into
the hospital.

"I'd say it looks like some sort of severe shock," he
continued, pulling one of Kiburi-san's eyelids open
and shining a penlight into the pupil. "Any idea what
could have caused this?"

"I'm not exactly sure," the shorter of the paramedics
said. "It must have been something quite shocking."

"Well, what could it-"

Dr. Nguyen paused as a girl walked into the ward,
wearing a large olive-drab trenchcoat. Unfortunately,
one of the buttons became hooked on the doorknob, and
it fell open.

Kiburi-san woke up to see Teri standing over him, and
a number of hospital personnel lying unconscious on
the floor.

"You know, Teri, it really isn't necessary to
incapacitate all of them. I wasn't being kidnapped,
you know." And then, as an afterthought: "And you
might want to consder returning that particualr
lingerie. It's a bit, uh, well, it um, channels your
feminie charms in, ah, rather a, um, stunning way..."

Montresor hovered in, even more dented than before,
and spurting a black fluid from the top of it.

"Lousy nurse. Just barely fondle her, and she takes a
50cc syringe and jams it through my main oil line! I
bet you had a bunch of hot nurse babes or something
hovering over you."

Then, noticing Teri, Montresor darted under the
trenchcoat before either Teri or Kiburi-san could stop
him. There was a short sound like electrical circuits
overloading, and Montresor collapsed to the floor.

"Now I can die happy..." Montresor said peacefully
before passing out.

"Well, I guess we'd better get ready for the dance..."
Kiburi-san began.

"Uh, don't we have to finish school first?"

"Right. Hold on to me." There was a sudden burst of
light and sound, and the two found themselves back in
their desks at Oshiba High.

"I did it! I finally teleported without messing up
the clothing!" Kiburi said exultantly, then realized
that there was something awfully constricting around
his chest.

"Well, almost," he said, looking down.

"Uh, you still have your panties, right, Teri?"

178. Despite the noises of the explotions set off by Mai energy blasts
she
still remains asleep. But with the still movements of the small crowd
caught
in the middle of the disaster allows Mai's attacks to slow down to
almost
none she now just stands in the middle of the street with her head
flopped
backwards as she snores and a small drip of droll slips from her mouth.

Car soon zooms by honking its honk to try and get Mai to move but with
a
burst of light from Mai's hand the car turns into a squealing pig with
the
driver still sitting on top of it.

179. ³Thanks,² said Kiki, coming into focus, as she teleported next to
Sally.
³Whaaa, where did you come from?² squeaked Sally.
³Look out,² said Kiki calmly.
Sally shifted to the left as a blast from Maiyuki shot over.
Sally got back into fighting stance; ³What¹s wrong with her?²
³I think she¹s still half asleep, she attacks anyone in range. She was
after
me until a different student walked past then ran in here,² explained
Kiki.
³And now she¹s after me?²
³Looks that way.²
³What should we do?² asked Sally.
³Duck.²
Sally ducked another laser.
³Stop being so calm!²
³I¹ve got an idea, we have to properly wake her up.²
³How?²
Kiki replied by opening a small blackhole and taking outŠŠ ³An alarm
clock,
of course!²
Kiki quickly set the alarm to go off in five seconds as Mai was closing
in.
Sally and Kiki were now trapped against a wall. Five seconds pasted
andŠŠ
nothing.
Sally gave a concerned look to Kiki; ³Isn¹t that thing supposed to go
off
and save us?²
³What¹s wrong with this thing?!² yelled Kiki. She checked the back of
the
clock; ³Haa ha no batteries.²
Sally gulped trying to think of a plan.
Kiki had a few things on her mindŠ
1) I still can¹t dance,
2) When I brought the alarm clock back on Sockomi why didn¹t I put
batteries
in it?
3) How do Sally and I get out of this mess coz I¹m too tried to keep
teleporting around,
4) If I live through this I need to go buy a dress for the dance.

180. Paranoidly, Teri droned through the class, waiting for the bell to
ring. Lunch would start, and she could run back to Victoria's Secret
and get her clothes. All she had had time for was grabbing the Trench
coat really quickly. Going around in a trench coat and underwear
didn't seem to be a good idea. She hoped someone had hung the dress
up, though.

At lunch, she jumped in her Jeep with Kiburi, and headed down. He went
in the back of the store and retrieved the dress, while she made sure
she had left enough cash to pay for her purchase. Upon getting the
dress back, she went into a changing room, and cracked the door. "Uh,
Kiburi?" she asked.

"Yeah?"

"Could you help me for a second?"

Thoughts ran through the guy's head. "Uh, ok..." he entered the
confined changing area. She was still in the trench coat.

"There seems to be a problem...the closure of my trench coat seems to
have fused over the past half an hour."

"I guess I didn't have the clothes part of the spell quite right after
all.

181. Ryo heard the unmistable cry of two young Ladys in trouble! "Korea!
There
are two young Ladys in Trouble! We have to move quickly!"

Korea flew around him once saying "Didn't the narrator Just say that?"

"It doesn't matter little Friend, Let us go now!" He said herocially,
casting a teleport spell to the source of the cry's.

When the Dust cleared, he heard oinking, lots of it.He looked around
and saw
the sleeping maiyuki turning people into pigs. As well as his escort
for the
evening next to another young lady who were narrowly dodging the
blasts.

"YOU GOTTA WAKE HER UP RYO!" Kiki screamed!

"It maight be the only way!" Sally said!

"Hmmm, this looks like a job for a Coffee spell!" RYo exclaimed.

"Good thinking master! I'll go fetch the beans!" Korea said as she flew
off
at lighting speeds, coming back a few seconds later with coffee
grounds.

Ryo in the mean time put up a ForceField to deflect the Transforming
blasts.

"I got the beans Master!" Korea said.

"Good job chum, now hand them here!" Ryo said heroically.

Korea flew over holding a bag of Coffe beans much larger then her, she
tossed them down into his hands. "There you Go Ryo!" she said.

"CAPPUCIOUNUS EXPRESO!" he invoked with his mighty voice.

The bag began to glow a mystical purple and he tosses it at maiyuki.It
landed near her feet and exploded!!!

"What is that suppose to do Ryo!?" Kiki asked.

"Well you see fair maiden, By charging the beans with mystical energy,
I
caused them to explode, sending the resdiual Caffeine into the air.
Anyone
cought in the blast would have their skin saturated with the caffeine."
He
said

"Yeah, but won't that make her extremely Hyper?" Sally asked.

"Goodness I did not think of that warrior woman" Ryo replied."Oh well,
I bet
she'll be much nicer when she's awake. Now to start turning these pigs
back
into people!" He then turned away from them going about returning
people to
their rightful forms.

182. The bathroom door creaked open, and Teri's eye and
hand appeared around the crack.

"Is anybody coming?" she whispered."

"No. Here it is." Kiburi-san slipped the bra out from
under his jacket and quickly passed it to Teri, who
retreated back into the bathroom.

Walking back to class, Kiburi-san realized that it was
business as usual. The teacher was going insane
trying to teach JSL, and Tetsuya was hovering around
the back of the classroom looking bored. Kiburi-san
wondered why he hadn't posted lately, but not all that
much. Montresor was ogling some of the girls, who
were in turn attacking him with riot batons. They
were obviously used to this.

In the front, Ryu was... saving people? and helping
them? Kiburi-san was suddenly confused. Intrigued,
he approached him.

"Uh hey Ryu, how come you're being nice to everyone?"

"I'm not Ryu, I'm Ryo, his good twin!"

"Okay. It's not like that's all that strange at this
school. Got a date for the dance yet?"

"Yeah."

"Well, have fun. One word of warning: don't look
directly at the stage. The laser light show is
sometimes a bit intense."

"Laser light show?"

"Yeah. I'm in charge of it until I graduate."

"What then?"

"That's when the phased ban against laser light shows
comes into play."

"Why is there a ban against laser light shows?"

"You haven't seen it yet."

Ryo looked over at Montresor.

"Is that your robot?"

"Uh, well, he hangs around me, if that's what you
mean."

Montresor zoomed by, with a pack of enraged girls on
his heels.

"I, uh, really don't have too much to do with it.
Really. Especially that lecherous part."

Just then Teri walked back into the room, as the bell
finally rang.

"Well, that's it for today," Kiburi-san said, and left
to prepare for the dance.

183. Kiki had now zipped over to Pizza Stop in the mall to pick up some
advanced pay, leaving poor Sally with the hyper Maiyuki. Next she ran
over
to Victoria¹s Secret to get a dress for the dance. She found a lovely
yellow
dress (bit like the one at the intro credits of ŒSlayers TV¹) and went
to
try it on. She pulled open a changing room door and found Kiburi-San
and
Teri in there, together, alone. Kiburi-San blushed being caught trying
to
undo Teri¹s trenchcoat.
³Sorry,² was all Kiki blurted out, closing the door. Kiki threw the
correct
amount of money on the counter and ran out of the store with her new
dress.
When she was some way away Kiki sniffed and started talking to herself;
³So
there you go, he¹s got a girlfriend already.² Kiki opened a blackhole
to get
ready for the dance.

184. Kiburi-san was unable to find a suitable welding
torch in the back room of Victoria's Secret.

"Well, I have no idea how to open it."

185. Kiburi-san finally managed to cut the trenchcoat
loose with a pair of fabirc scissors he had found in
the back.

"Why are you averting your eyes?" Teri asked.

"Remember what happened last time?"

"Oh. Well, how much are they, anyway?"

"You're not seriously thinking of buying them?"

Just then, Kiburi-san heard an odd sound, like nothing
he'd ever heard before. Curious, he went back into
the main store, where a small, old japanese man was
trying to fry Montresor on a portable hibachi. The
man was covered in lingerie from montresor's gun, and
from the appearance of it, Montresor was trying to
load another clip.

"Excuse me, sir, can I help you?"

"This isn't the make-your-own-meal buffet, is it?"

"Uh, no, this is Victoria's Secret, home of the
infamous CBB. Why?"

"Then what's this I'm grilling up here?"

"That's my robot, Montresor."

"Hmm. I thought it looked too shiny for a whole
chicken." The man tipped Montresor out of the grill,
and Montresor sprang up and fired his secondary
weapon, sending the lingerie racks flying.

"Well, I'll just be going along now." The man packed
up the hibachi and walked off.

"What a wacko!" Montresor shouted after him.

Teri returned, now in her dress.

"So, shall we go?"

"Um, what about getting dinner first?" Kiburi-san
asked.

186. A small sub-space blackhole appeared further on in the mall and
Lapin
jumped out. The temporal rip then opened wider and Kiki walked out with
her
new yellow dress on.
Kiki looked to Lapin; ³Let¹s go back to the school, Ryo will be
waiting.²
Lapin shuffled after her.

187. After hours spent blasting passers by while sleep walking Maiyuki
arrives
just outside a temple just as someone rings to send their prayers to
the
sprits. The sound of the bell wakens her and she stands for a little
while
puzzled as to how she got there.

A police officer dashed up to try and capture Mai but in her puzzlement
to
find where she is she flies up out of the officers reach.

Officer: "Hold it right there miss. Do you realize what you just did."

Mai: "Umm No."

Officer: "Well take a look."

The streets are littered with a wide variety of animals running along
the
streets.

Officer: "We been trying to stop your rampage for two whole days."

Mai: "Really. Oh No."

Officer: "Yes and if you'll please come with me to the station."

Mai: "I'm going to be late sorry I can't stay officer."

Officer: "huh. Hey wait just one minute. Hey Come Back Here."

Maiyuki flies off into the fading sun. She soon stops on the roof of a
house.

Mai: "Hold it. I forgot I don't have a dress! Oh well guess I'll have
to do
the next best thing."

Light gathers into Maiyuki's hands as she chants a weird spell to
herself.
Magically her outfit changes into a long strapless dress in light blue
and
pink satan.

Mai: "And now for my date."

Maiyuki looks around and finds a houseplant. Casting her Transform
spell
again. The House plant turns into a handsome buff young man with long
green
hair.

Mai: "Well Then he looks good but tell about your self."

The Plant man replies in really slow words.

Plantman: "Me good. Me Like Date."

Maiyuki Face Faults

Mai: "Well Brains aren't always that important."

188. iburi-san was walking off to his flying saucer,
with teri in tow, when he was suddenly confronted by a
large group of rent-a-cops.

"Excuse me, but do you have a robot named Montresor?"
the lead cop asked.

"Um, yeah... why?"

"He stole around 300 dollars worth of porn videos from
the Motion Picture Company. We're here to take him
into custody."

"I don't think so, donut-boy!" Montresor yelled,
firing his primary weapon. A large brasiere bounced
off the cop's face and fell to the floor.

"Are you resisting arrest?" the cop asked confusedly.

Kiburi-san began sneaking his interdimensional library
card from his pocket. He quickly activated it, and a
book entitled "Early French Erotica" dropped into his
hands. Holding it up in front of the guard's face, he
flipped it open to a random page. The guard's eyes
bugged out to aboutan inch past their sockets, and he
collapsed into a happy daze, drooling slightly.

"Okay, let's get outta here," Kiburi-san said, leading
the way to the flying saucer.

As usual, the hatch wouldn't open.

189. After the Maiyuki situation fizzled out, Sally went to class wondering
what
he should do. with a dance going on, he wanted somebody to go with.
Getting
some books from the locker, Sally contemplated what his sexual
orientation
[Due to sensitive content, this part of the letter has been deleted for
the
safety of
others--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------].

But if he is the eggman, and he is the walrus, where does that leave me
in
the cornflake of life?, Sally pondered.
Sally finally reached class and decided that he would go alone and
dance
with whoever asked her. Taking out a pen, Sally began to write into his
note
book, titled 'The Karmic Superiority of Women', about the sexual
tenants
that should be upheld.

190. The hatch did finally open, after a small ammount
of worrying it with a crowbar, and Kiburi-san sat down
in the plush driver's seat.

Wait a minute... since when was the driver's seat
plush?

After a few minutes of taking a squeegee to the thick
layer of green mold that had coagulated on the seats,
Kiburi-san and Teri set off. After only a few minor
crashes, they arrived back at Oshiba High.

"Why are we coming here so soon?" Teri wondered.

"Well, if you read the description of Oshiba High,
this is the only place of note to eat."

"The school cafeteria?"

"No, the Third Reich Decadent Coffe Shop. It's either
that or the mall food court, and that doesn't have
much ambience."

"What about specularity?" asked Montresor.

"We're talking about atmosphere, not raytracing.
Anyway, this is pretty much it until someone starts a
new restaurant."

Teri sighed in resignation. "Oh well, let's go eat."

A few minutes later, they were seated at the coffee
shop. A mischevious-looking student walked up with
two menus.

"Wow, you're a cute babe!" he said to Teri. "Can I
have your name and phone number?"

Kiburi-san looked at the menu as a girl clad in a
tiger-striped bikini shocked the bajeezus out of the
student.

"I'll get a chicken-fried steak," Kiburi-san said to
the unconscious waiter, who was now slumped on the
floor.

"And what will you have, miss?" The girl said, picking
up the order pad from where it had fallen from the
floor.

Montresor began to eye the girl with an evil glint in
his visual sensors.

191. Ryo looked at himself in the mirror, Truth be told he did look better
then
his twin Ryu. The fact was that Ryo actully cared about his body and
took
care of it unlike Ryu.Ryo was dressed in a Black Tuxedo for the
dance.It was
a corporate looking type and made him look great.

He then began using magick to track Kiki's postion in Astral space.
Conjuring up the Kami around the area he cast the spell and teleported
to
where she was.He looked her over seeing that she looked great and asked

"Well, when would you like to go?"

Mean while the Dance had been set up. There were Banners and Streamers
and
the punch bowls and the chaporones all in their strategic postions. A
couple
of "Undercover" Aco's sat around meancingly. The Banners were for the
Homecoming of the Oshiba Tigers. The students began to File in.

192. Kiburi-san walked into the dance with Teri
following slightly behind him. His tuxedo was smoking
slightly, and evey so often a few arcs of electricity
wouls spark across his fingertips. Montresor followed
behind, hovering erratically and spitting blue sparks.

Kiburi-san's eyes floated blurrily around the room
until they fell of the face of the dance coordinator,
who grabbed him by the arm.

"You were supposed to be here an hour ago! No one else
here knows how to start up the sound system!"

"Th's cz I n'stalled it," Kiburi-san mumbled, his
mouth flashing blue as residual electricity crackled
around in it.

The dance coordinator looked startled.

"What'd you do, jam your fingers into a 220-volt
outlet?"

"Mih't 's well 'ave."

"Well, after you fix this up, you can go to the
nurse's office."

"Na' s' k'ay. I g'na be fine."

Kiburi-san connected a pair of wires on the sound
system. Alound blast from the speakers caused
everyone to dive to the floor with their hands over
their ears.

"Oops, r'ng cir'kit. L'see, try th's one."

The rock music began to play at a reasonable level.
Kiburi-san walked back to Teri, the sparks and the
stupor fading slowly away.

"Um... so, d'ya wanna dance?" Montresor asked one of
the girls, who promptly threw her glass of punch at
it.

193. Kiki and Ryo entered the high school and walked towards the large hall
where
the dance was just starting. Kiki was arm in arm with Ryo but then she
stopped before they went in.
"Err, Ryo could you wait for me please, I have to go..... to the little

girl's room."
"Alright I shall await your return."
Lapin stayed with Ryo as Kiki went into the girl's bathrooms and looked
in
the mirror; "I still can't dance, what I'm I going to do!"
She then thought about other things, she was still unsure about Ryo.
"He's too good to be true, and I really want to know about this (T) of
power, my laptop knows nothing about it."
Kiki opened a blackhole and took out a very small bottle of orange
liquid.
"So I'll use this truth potion in the punch!" She put it inbetween her
breasts since she had no pockets on her dress and walked out.

194. As Kiburi-san tried to dance inconspicuously with
Teri, the room echoed with the screams of girls being
groped by Montresor. Finally, Kiburi-san couldn't
stand it anymore. He surreptitiously pulled a remote
from his pocket and pressed a few buttons. Montresor
made a lot of high-pitched noises and collapsed to the
floor, its motor controls deactivated.

Montresor watched as Korea flew by.

"Maybe I oughta just give up and change my name to
Vietnam or something," it grumbled.

Kiburi-san continued his attempts at dancing. After
the third dance, with Teri becoming slightly annoyed
at him, he began to realize that dancing involved
something more than merely shuffling your feet around
and acting like you knwo what you're doing.

"I, um, have to use the bathroom," Kiburi-san said,
hastily excusing himself from the dance.

A few minutes later, the janitor, hearing a series of
loud thumps coming from the gym, discovered Kiburi-san
in the middle of a hurried session of training, amidst
a number of dents in the wood of the gym floor.

195. Sally arrives wearing a really bad dress with neon colors and enough
make-up
to cover an army of mimes. Looking around the room she saw various
people
dancing. She finally spotted the two most important things at the
dance: the
bleachers to sit at for wallflowering and the food. Sally quickly
gravitated
towards the punch bowls, when she realized that the tight dress and
feminine
identity made it impossible to eat to much. Getting a few measly nachos
and
some punch, Sally sat down at the bleachers and safely shifted gender.
"It's a good thing this bra has so much starch that its stiff as a
board or
it might look odd.", Sally whispered to himself. Sipping the punch, he
nearly spit it out when he saw a salad man and that sleeping maniac
Maiyuki.
Then he saw Ryo and Kiburi playing with wires.
"Something tells me that this is a dangerous situation... oh well! I'll

worry about whatever it is when it happens. Hmmm, now lets see... who
would
be willing to dance with me...", he said when he spotted the half
man/half
woman hall monitor. " Hey this is kind of perfect in an akward sort of
way",
Sally squeaked as he went off and tried to get a dance.

196. A while later, the doors to the dance burst open,
and Kiburi-san walked back with a confident smile on
his face.

he thought.

So, feeling confident that he wouldn't make a fool of
himself, he strode over to teri and waited for the
next dance.

"Okay, everybody!" the DJ said. "Next, we're going to
do the Electric Slide!"

Kiburi-san began to panic.

Fortunately for him, the sound system chose precisely
that moment for its traditional explosion in a shower
of sparks.

197. Maiyuki flies down to the doorway leading to the dance her plantman
date
flutting behind her.

"The Party can begin now that I Maiyuki have arived."

I the crowed ether to deaf from the loud music or just cause they are
ignoring her from her past problems with them goes on dancing while
Mai's ego
deflats.

"Fine then carry on."

Mai goes out to grab her dates arm only to grab a srub insteed. She
takes a
look around and spies that Plantman has taken root in the punch bowl
and is
talking with a ficus. A couple of the free girls notice Plantman and
fight
over who gets the chance to ask him to dance. Mai on the other hand
look
fureous as she was just stood up by a house plant.

"That's the absolute last time I use a Dendrite for brains as a date. I

swear. This whole thing makes me sick."

In one last flow of anger Maiyuki shouts.

"MEN."

198. Kiki came out of the bathroom and met Ryo.
³I¹m sorry, I was so long,² she apologised.
³That¹s alright,² said Ryo, ³shall we go in.²
³Please.²
She wasn¹t aware that Lapin had hopped off after Korea.
They walked into the hall arm in arm. Kiburi-San was still trying to
fix the
exploding speakers and Teri didn¹t look very impressed.
³Shall we dance?² asked Ryo as the DJ started another track.
³Alright,² said Kiki in a slightly alarmed voice.
They started to dance but with every two moves Kiki stepped on Ryo¹s
toes or
nearly tripped him or herself over.
³I¹m sorry, I¹ve never danced before.²
³I think you dance quite good,² he said. She accidentally stood on his
foot
again, ³maybe we should have a little rest.²
³That might be a good idea,² said Kiki turning red from embarrassment.
They sat down on some chairs near the food table. Kiki eyed the punch
bowl,
she wasn¹t sure if she should do it. She was starting to like Ryo, but
as a
girl who wants to know everything she decided to do it.
Kiki suddenly pointed her finger across the room at the wall; ³What¹s
that!²
Ryo fell for it and turned around. She quickly pulled out the small
bottle
of truth potion from her front, poured it in with the punch and hid the

bottle again. Ryo turned back round; ³I don¹t see anything.²
³Oh, it was nothing. It must have been a trick of the disco lights,²
Ryo
seemed to except it, ³anyway do you want some punch Ryo?²
³Don¹t mind if I do,² Ryo poured himself out some punch, ³you not
having
any?²
³No, I¹m not thirsty, thanks.²
Ryo picked the cup upŠ

199. Ryo drank his punch with the Truth serum in it, completely unaware of
the
affect it had on his body."So Ryo, um what did you think of my
Dancing?"
Kiki asked testing the waters.

"Ah, well you certainly need to work on learning to dance, but with
time I
think you'll get it" He awnsered thruthfully. Ryo awnsered.

Then Kiki thought of a Good question to ask. "What's my Most atractive
feature" She asked still testing the Truth serum.

"Ah, that would be the size and shape of your perfect Breasts" Ryo
said,
unaware that he was saying this due to the Truth serum.

Now Kiki knew the Thruth formula had worked on him.

Meanwhile Korea, flew toaward the Trophy case and found it, the
mysterious
(T) of power. It was one of the letters in the Gold inlaid Oshiba
Tigers
Football Trophy. Taking out alittle Theives kit, she quickly removed
the (T)
of power and stuffed it into her purse and prepared to fly back to Ryo.

Ryu whateley 11th Grade, Hell.
Ryu ran faster through hell, his brother had been clever setting up the
time
delay spell on Ryu's dimensional teleport.He now had to hoof it through
hell
and back to the Oshiba Dance. He had to stop his Good twin before it
was to
late, and maybe even try to steal his Girl.

200. Kiki was just about to stand up and slap Ryo when she remembered he
was
under the influence of the serum, and probably wouldn¹t have said
something
slightly rude like that if he wasn¹t. So she took it as a complement.
³Well,² said Kiki blushing slightly and looking down on herself, ³youŠ
you
think they¹re prefect?²
³Yes,² nodded Ryo.
Kiki started giggling to herself. (Some people back on Sockomi said she
was
as stacked as Lina Inverse.)
³You¹re so nice,² smiled Kiki.
³Hey Ryo,² said Kiki getting ready to ask another question.
³Yes?²
³Do you think I¹m the best genius in the universe?²
³Of course, I can tell, you¹re just not that famous.²
ŒVictory!¹ thought Kiki; ŒI don¹t know why I thought he could have been

bad.¹
Kiki was now ready for THE question; ³Ryo darling, I¹m just wondering,
what¹s this (T) thingy of power and why do you want it?²
Ryo was just about to answer but a few things stopped him. The first
was
Kiki¹s hyper-dimensional mini laptop phasing into thin-air in front of
her.
³Hold that thought,² said Kiki to Ryo. She tapped a few keys and the
screen
flickered.
She talked to herself while she tried to find out why it appeared; ³I
set
this thing so it would only turn up if something weird happened. What¹s
up?²
The laptop showed that some strange factors where going off. One of
them
being that someone was trying to dimensionally teleport from Hell and
the
other a power source was moving closer towards the dance hall.
From the hall¹s entrance Korea flew in followed by Lapin meanwhile Ryu
had
finally made it back to the land of the living.
He was crawling on the front steps to Oshiba High School panting.

201. "And just why did you hook up the sound system to
an unstable fusion generator?" The teacher in charge
of the dance asked with an intonation of annoyance.

"Well, it was the only thing I had on hand, and these
kids like it loud, right?"

"Yes, but this is grossly irresponsible! What if a
thing like that were to destabilize and explode?"

"Don't worry. That would only happen if someone
suggested it. You see, it's a Psychic fusion
something-or-other. If everyone thinks that it's
working, then it does. But if you don't..."

The fusion generator began to make disturbing bubbling
noises.

"I'd suggest thinking calm thoughs right about now,"
Kiburi-san said. As the teacher tried rather
unsuccessfully to meditate, Kiburi-san went over to
the refreshment table for a nice cool glass of punch.
It had the usual chemical aftertaste of the fare at
most school-sponsored events.

"Would you like to dance some more?" Teri asked.

"No, I'd actually like to leave before that teacher
over there figures out how I suckered her into
silence. When she realizes that the generator isn't
really psychic, I'm going to be in big trouble."

"Hmm... okay," Teri said.

They had both made it to the door when Montresor, fed
up with emphatic refusals to dance, flew into the
speaker system and exploded in a shower of sparks.

202. Ryu Gasped as he came out of hell and clawed his way up to his Feet.His

clothes were shredded and he had sweat coming down his face.

He walked into the dance Taiwan at his side and went toward Ryo.

Ryo whateley

Ryo was Just about to say everything on the (T) of power when Kiki
stopped
him and said that there was someone from Hell trying to get in.

Ryo's eyes narrowed, and having sipped the Truth Formula he didn't hide
any
spite. "Oh, That's Just my Evil Twin Ryu, He's here to stop me from
Getting
the (T) of power so I can spread Good across the world. It will stop
his
Evil Machinist if I use it. So I put up a counter delay spell on his
Hell
teleporting and he had to run all the way here, the persistant Bastard"

Ryo got up, but first bowed politely to Kiki "Please excuse me, I have
to Go
Send my Brother Back to Hell now" he said walking toward his brother
Ryu.

Ryu: SO it's finaly come to this has it, you've finaly found the (T) of

power.

Ryo:Yes, and I won't let you stop me Either Oh Evil Brother of Mine who
I
secretly do Care for and wish you weren't a bad apple and that we could
get
along and do things that Brothers should do together, Like play
Frisbee.

Ryu looked Strangely at Ryo "What's up with you?" He asked.

Ryo responded "What do you mean what's up with me? Why nothing at all,
I
feel fine and well, yet sad That I'am going to have to battle my own
twin
because of his Evil inside of him"

Ryu:Your the Evil one! No one relises it! Im the True Good Twin and
Your the
Evil Twin!

Ryo:Are not!

Ryu:Are To!

Ryo:Are Not!

Ryu: Are To!

This went on for around 3 mintues until there eyes met and the first
spell
was Slung.

"Forces of Darkness come to my Aid, Smite my Foe with a Fragment
Grenade!!"
Ryu said chanting as a Greande materilised right in front of Ryo Who
looking
very scared quickly chanted.

"Forces above I My opponet will not yeild, please protect my and my
Friends
with a Impentrable Shield!"

A ForceField shot around everyone in the Dance hall, protecting them
from
the blast of the Grenade, except for the Teacher who stood charred with

ripped clothing, fell over Bonked.

Ryu and Ryo stood facing eachother again, Growling to eachother.

203. Ryu mumbled something then snapped his fingers, making all the
force
fields shatter.
Kiki ran in-between the two brothers; ³Stop this fighting at once.²
³Quickly get behind me, he¹s evil,² said Ryo.
³Kiki, he¹s lying, he¹s the evil twin, come here,² said Ryu.
³If he¹s evil why has he been helping us and anyway he can¹t lie, (not
unless he doesn¹t know it himself,)² said Kiki.
³What do ya mean? Why can¹t he lie?² asked Ryu.
³ErrrŠ IŠ never mind that, just stop fighting.²
³It¹s too late, it¹s gone to far. It must be finished here,² yelled Ryu

crating a fireball in his hand.
³Alright then!² said Ryo crating an ice-ball in his hand.
Kiki turned to Kiburi-San; ³Kiburi-San do something!²
In the background the sound system exploded again.

204. Kiburi-san was attempting to make good on his
retreat from the angry teacher when a grenade exploded
behind him. Instantly dropping, Kiburi-san reached
for his trusty pistol, and remembered that it hadn't
been there for months. Instead, he discovered a small
penlight, and, curiously enough, a popcorn grenade.
Kiburi-san couldn't remember where he had found the
thing, but it was the only weapon he had at the
moment.

Crawling slowly back towards the grenade detonation
site, he heard Kiki scream for help. Temporarily
forgetting about stealth, Kiburi-san broke into a run,
holding the grenade in front of him.

At the netrance to the dance, Kiburi-san noticed that
Ryu and his twin Ryo were fighting over something, and
Kiki was cowering behind Ryo in fear.

However, in the distance, he could see the teacher,
clothing completely shredded, charging angrily at him.
Kiburi-san's instincts took over, and he threw the
grenade at the teacher.

The room suddenly filled itself with popcorn from
floor to ceiling in a paisley flash, and everyone was
ejected through the front doors of the gym into the
parking lot.

205. Ibuki Hiroshi walked over to Kiburi-san, half-drained cup of punch
in her hand. She looked royally pissed.

"Why didn't you pick me up? You're a lousy date!" she said, throwing
the punch in his face, managing to get the majority of it in his mouth.
Ibuki stormed off.

"What the hell was that all about?" he said quietly, after swallowing
what had gone into his mouth. "this punch is actually pretty good."

"She's the one you were going to come here with, remember? at work?"
teri tried to clarify.

"Uh...not really...you look really great tonight," he said without a
hint of shyness. "Want some punch?" h asked, while getting himself a
cup.

"I guess so, sure." Teri answered, taking a cup. Just as they were
about to drink, Kiki yelled, "Kiburi-San!" in a 'there's danger' voice.

206. The punch bowl and sound system had been moved outside too.
³Stop drinking punch with Teri and playing in the popcorn and help stop

these two fighting!!!² yelled Kiki, who was now sat on the parking lot
floor
covered in popcorn.
Ryu and Ryo where still standing, staring each other out.
It seemed that Tetsuya, Taiwan, Sally, Maiyuki, Lapin and everyone else
who
was at the dance were sat on some outside benches watching the fight
and
eating popcorn; ³Better than WWF,² said Montresor who was still a
little
beat up after crashing in the sound system.
Teri and Kiburi-san stepped forward.
³Back off you two! This is between me and Ryo,² warned Ryu.

207. Maiyuki decides now is a good time to turn profit.

"Okay folks place your bets place your bet who will win the macth. Bets
start
at 5 dollars and with each bet you get free popcorn"

The group looks at Mai a bit strange since the popcorn is all ready
free but
still a small collection of students start to place there bets on Ryu
or Ryo.
A small grin hits Mai's face as she realizes that no matter who wins
she will
end up on top.

208. Sally was watching the fight(they were still just charging up their
respective blasts) and munching popcorn, when she heard Maiyuki taking
bets
for people. Taking a look at the combatants, and having fought with one
of
them, she knew who the more competent combatant was. Walking up with a
fist
full of money, Sally states," My bet is on Taiwan!". Sally was pretty
sure
she knew how this fight would go. they would duel(screwing up on their
original blasts) and fight at a stand stil until someone whipped out
with
advanced firepower.

209. A snappy looking SUV drives nearer to the school, showing in the
passenger seat a young lady seemingly more suited for life in the
sixties or seventies. Her hair is long and straight, falling beyond
her
small white tank top. The car drives slowly into a park, revealing
the
driver as a middle-aged professional man.

The girl slips out of the car, not looking back towards the man. "Have
a nice time, honey," the man calls out, smiling widely at her. She
stops, then steps away and closes the door. The man slowly drives
away,
leaving the girl at the front of the school. She sighs, and walks
towards the gym, bellbottoms flapping in the wind.

210. Their Fight was at a Stand still. Both Combatants had not even
injured
eachother at all.

The area around them was a Diffrent Story. RYo sat Panting With Korea
circling around him.

Across from him Ryu sat Panting with Taiwan bouncing around him.

The parking lot was trashed. Every single vechile in it had been turned
into
Flaming Wreckage or worse. The Aco's had driven by, stopped looked.
Found
out Magic was the source and not Alien power, decided it wasn't there
juristiction, and drove back on.\

Then Ryu Spoke. "Alright, The kid Gloves are off! TAIWAN ATTACK!!!!"

With That Taiwan Jumped up into the air, a blast of black energy
swirled out
of him as he took his true form, that of a 9ft tall Skeletal
Abomination
with Six arms.Taiwan snarled meanly and looked at RYo.

Ryo Kept his cool turned to Korea, "Korea! Battle Maiden Form now!!!"
he
said.

The little pixie Korea flew up did a Magical Girl style twist in the
air,
complete with nude Transformation scene and became a 6ft tall well
proportioned Buxom Beutiful Magical Girl. Complete with white armour
and a
Big Sword.

The Two Sidekick's clashed. However it seemed that Taiwan had the Upper

hand, being a Large Skeletal Monster and made of Foam Rubber, made him
immune to Korea's sword swipes as they bounced off the material.

"HA! YOU HAVE LOST BROTHER GIVE UP!" Ryu yelled.

"I have it brother!" Ryo yelled to Ryu holding up a Glowing (T)!!

"NOOOOO! Not The (T) of power!" Ryu yelled as Ryo placed it on his own

chest.

There was a Hum of power and suddnely the word TWINK appeared around
RYo and
Faded away.

Ryu just shook his head and looked depressed.

"What's so Big about this (T) of power Ryu?" Kiburi asked.

Ryu sighed."My Brother is skilled in the Arts of White Magic just as
Iam
skilled in the arts of Black magic. However, we both harbor a terrible
secret. You see, while I claim to use Black magic, I also heavily rely
on....on.....on...neutral magic. Yes Iam not as evil as I claim to be."
Ryu
said and fell to his knees.

Then he continued. "But you see my Brother not only uses White magick
but
the Dreaded.........................Pink magic." Ryu said alarmed.

Ryo only responded with a nod of yes.

Ryu spoke again."You see, he will take out the (p) in pink magic making
Ink
magic. Then he will remove the (W) in White magic, then place it in
front of
the (I) in Ink magic, making it wink magic. Then he will take the (T)
of
power, place it in front of the wink and make the ultimate unbeatble
unstoppable form of magic......TWINK magic."

Suddenly a small professor spoke up out of nowhere. "Ahem, for those
who
don't know, a Twink is a power gamer, a God moder,somebody who abuses
the
Rules of a game or flat out breaks them to his advatage" With that the
Proffessor was Gone.

Ryo spoke up."Yes, now I have the power of the Twink!! But I will only
use
it to make the world a better place!" He said hppily.

Ryo sat down on the ground and sighed.."Now, there is only one person
who
can possibly stop him, thats if all of you are not seduced by his Honey

Tounged words.........."

211. "Magic? I hate magic!" Montresor grumbled.

"Well, you can stop moaning, 'cause either way we're
not going anywhere fast," Kiburi-san said, trying to
pry the massive chuink of masonry off of his legs.

"I just know those two are going to cause an
apocalypse or something," Montresor continued to moan
from under the principal's overturned Beemer.

"It's too bad the *()&#@()*&#$ ACOs stole all my
stuff, or I'd put a stop to this stupid fight!"
Kiburi-san said defiantly.

"That, and the fact that your legs are irrevocably
pinned."

"Yeah, well, that too."

"What about your zap gun?"

"Hey, now that's a thought! Nothing like random
gunfire to drive a crowd to panic!"

"So what if they panic?"

"I don't like having my face trampled."

Just then, a blue-coated rescue worker walked up to
Kiburi-san

"Don't worry, we'll have you fixed up in a jiffy!" he
said with an air of canned cheerfulness.

"Uh, okay."

Just then, a bright pink ray hit the man from behind.
He suddenly started dancing around idiotically with a
bright moronic smile on his face, trailing flowers
while overly cheerful music played in the background.

"And I thought hell was bad," Montresor muttered.

212. ³Hee hee I¹m going to win the bet,² grinned Sally. Suddenly Sally
was
holding pom-poms and singing; ³Taiwan, Taiwan, go Taiwan!²
³Hmmm, this is interesting, a TWINK hey?² said Kiki to herself. At this

point she had teleported next to Sally and Maiyuki.
³Aggh! Stop doing that! I thought you were over there,² yelped Sally.
Kiki looked towards the 9ft tall Taiwan and the magical girl Korea
fighting.
Then she looked down at Lapin, the small space rabbit, who was sucking
up
some popcorn off the floor like a vacuum cleaner. Kiki started wishing
Lapin
could do something as cool as the other students¹ sidekicks but he was
just
a rabbit.
She watched as Teri was trying to help Kiburi-san and spied his robot
trying
to get away from a rescue worker that was trying to kiss him.
³Get away from me you nut!² screamed Montresor.
ŒNow, wasn¹t I going to do tests on that robot and check it¹s memory?¹
thought Kiki. She started formulating a plan to Œborrow¹ Montresor.

213. Mai looks at her small pile of cash and a massive grin hits her
face.
"Looks like the bets are set. Now to make sure I win."

Mai takes off in the air to be floating just a feet out of reach of the

others. As she calls out to keep the sepcators in in thier seats.

"Plantman bind the twits to their seats as I make a little deposit to
my
account."

Suddenly huge vines fly out of the pile of popcorn and grab all the
other
people watching the fight. As Maiyuki flys off carring the bets placed
by the
students.

"I Said I wouldn't lose. HAAHHHHAHHHAHAA."

214. The mechanical bionic man sound plays as Sally springs into the air...
and
gets caught by a vine.
"You know, that really wasn't very nice....", Sally thought, just
barely
keeping herself in check. Changing back into a guy, Sally started
mumbling
to himself.
"keepcontrol,yournotangrydon'tdoanythingrashgrrrrrrAHHH!", Sally said,
ripping the vines from the crowd (with plantman attached)and started
spinning. He then threw him like an Olympic hammer at Maiyuki.

215. Ryo stood with his new found twink power. He heard Gambling being
mentioned
and Maiyuki running off with winnings....He knew Gambling was wrong. It
led
people to do terrible things. so he stated. "Gambling is not allowed in
my
new utopia" He snapped his FIngers, and all of the Money dissapeared
and
went back to it's rightful owners.

Ryu spoke up. "You see! He already has plans for World Domination! He's

already outlawing things!"

Ryo responded"Im not going to take over the world!.Im simply going to
change
the laws of reality to make it a safer happier place for all. so
there!"

Ryu looked at his brother then everyone else. "Your not going to let
him do
this are you?"

216. "How Dare you take my hard earned money You will pay dearly for
that"
Shouts Maiyuki as energy builds up around her.

"Um I ...I .. " screams Sallys

Maiyuki tosses a massive ball of energy at Sally and in a instand sally
is
turned into a litte salamander.

"All right who's next."

217. KIburi-san looked from ryu to ryo, then back to
Ryu again, then at the shining "T" of power in Ryo's
hand, and suddenly realized what he had to do. For
freedom, liberty, justice and all of that other
patriotic stuff that heroes always defended...

"Get 'im, Montresor!" Kiburi-san yelled.

"I'm tired. Why don't you get him?"

"Because I don't have any good weapons."

"What about your zap-gun?"

"I'm a pretty lousy shot, and he could probably block
it anyway. A situation like this needs you expertise
and... um... unique weaponry."

"Oh, fine." Montresor hovered over and pointed a
metal tube at Ryo. "This one, right?"

"Yeah, that one."

"Okay, here goes nothing." There was a blast of
compressed air, and a good portion of the inventory
from Victoria's Secret shot out and buried Ryo.

"You don't seriously think this is going to work, do
you?" Teri asked.

"No idea whatsoever," Kiburi-san replied, sitting back
and idly watching as Kiki began to power up some sort
of incredibly destructive something-or-other between
her hands.

218. Ryo, looked coldly over at Maiyuki."You are a harm to soceity, I cannot

allow you to exist in your current state in my utopia"

Maiyuki just looked pissed and responded. "Thats what you think Jerk!"
Firing her Transformation spell off at him. It hit, and did nothing.

Over to the side Ryu Laughed."Foolish Girl, me and my brother are far
supeior spell slingers then you, your magic spell wouldn't even do
anything
to him even if he wasn't a twink!"

"Well then, I'll have to do it the Old Fashioned Way! ARGHHHH!!!!" Mai
yelled as she began charging up another blast. But before it could go
off,
she was slammed by a Eldricth Blast From Ryo.

Mai, flew and smacked into the wall, getting up. "Your Gonna regret
that
one!" she yelled getting even more angry.

"I think not Lowly Demon!" As Ryo Slammed her with another Eldricth
blast
identing her into the wall. Suddenly Mai was in the air, "For your
abusual
of nature Demon, I curse you with the Worse Fate Possible!"

Using his Twink Like ability. Ryo Took alook at Maiyuki's charater
sheet and
erased her looks, replacing it with a one. Right before evevryone's
eyes,
Mai became Hideously Ugly. She was Bonked at the time however and could
not
tell.

"now the----" Ryo was cut off as he was bowled over by a Blast of
Victoria's
secret underwear and bras. He flew back into the school and out the
wall.
Only to dissapear. But his voice echoed. "My Utopia will soon be
comeplete.
Where there will be no more mean people, no more violence, No more Sex
well
anywhere until marrige, and no more Fast Food!"

Monterssor and Taiwan both simutanesly Began Screaming "NOOOO!!!!!! We
Have
to Stop Him!!!!!"

Ryu Looked around at the others."The only way we can stop him is if we
seek
the Mighty The Thesaurus. A Ancient Beast who resides within the
Hallowed
Halls of The Freshman Hallway!, where no one dare treads."

Suddenly Ryo appeared again, Grabbing out Ryu's soul, or charater
sheet,
scrathing off the smarts of 6 and replacing it with a 1. "well I won't
be
able to change anyone stats for awhile while I rest, but now you won't
be
able to find the Thesaurus!" Ryo said.

Then A Laser blast Hit ryo, it didn't look like It had much effect, but
he
was more heart broken to see the offender, his Date Kiki. "sorry Ryo,
but
your vision of utopia is more like hell!" she stated.

"Well, if that's how it has to be" Ryo responded, then dissapeared.

Meanwhile Ryu was wandering over to The Salamander that was suppposed
to be
Sally and watching with Awe."ooh, pretty, Duh, heh heh heh. I's Likes
Lizards, theres neats lookingsss Duh!" He said watching it with
amazment as
it chewed on some Grass.

219. The plant man was laid out on the floor with a few tangled students

after crashing into Maiyuki thanks to Sally.
³Whhoo, look at all the pretty stars,² said Maiyuki not knowing that
Œher¹
money had now vanished.
Kiki stood up from the mess of vines and popcorn and looked down at her

dress; ³Oh great. It¹s all ripped and dirty.² She clicked her fingers
three
times in a triangle like movement and her dance dress was replaced by
her
normal Sockomi science uniform in a blur. (After the last time she lost
her
clothes she devised a way of doing this so she didn¹t have to go into
sub-space for her wardrobe.)
Kiki faced Ryo; ³I¹m sorry. You were a wonderful date but I can¹t allow
you
to change the laws of reality. It really confuses people, and it won¹t
make
it a safer place, it will contradict itself and make it worse. I should
know
I¹ve studied itŠ²
Kiki started charging a laser ball; ³Šand anyway, as a light side
player I
hate twinks.²
Maiyuki snapped out of it, sat up and looked over to Sally; ³You!²
³Šah,² said Sally.

220. Everybody saw the little lizard that appeared when Maiyuki shot her
blast.
Nobody saw how quickly Sally dodged it. In fact, he flew right out of
his
clothes and was sitting in a tree... in bra and panties.
"I like those clothes too...", Sally whispered teary eyed under his
breath,
looking at the salamander way below as he hid in the tree,"And I
definitely
can't be seen like this".
Jumping at high speeds from tree to tree, Sally fled the area unseen
until
he became a girl again and crashed into a bush near his house.

221. Kiburi-san watched the solemn vote as Montresor
reloaded. In retrospect, he realized that while Ryu
had been annoying in the past, perhaps even a bit
vengeful, it was probably on the usual stuff that
every teenager did (those who were magically adept,
anyhow). Ryo, on the other hand... Well, maybe he
had ben wrong. May be Ryo was the good twin...

Making a quick decision, he decided to take action.

"We don't need to go abck and retrieve weapons," he
said, walking up to the group. "That will take too
long anyhow, and Ryo might have begun his plan before
we got back. There's more than enough stuff in the
Chemistry lab to make what we need, and and I'm sure
at least a few of us have some zap-guns or something
they can use on them. I say we move now and save our
reality! Who's with me?"

222. Genesis, still new to the school, finally wanders near the gym.
Seeing a large grouping of students outside, she sidles up to one of
them, hoping to meet some people.

*sidle* *sidle*

She stops next to Kiburi-san, purposely bumping him to gain his
attention. The seriousness of his earlier words unheard by her,
Genesis
smiles up at him with a youthful grin.

"Is this where the dance is? I'm new here, so I'm not completely sure
about my way around."

223. Maiyuki gets up form her fallen postion. With the flames of rage
burning
in her eyes she makes an incantation.

"Oh great spirits of the wolrd beyond I pledge myself to you to some
forth a
beast that may halt the fools that stand before me. Oh great Spirits
lend me
your power in the form of our enmies foes. Now greet Warrior Accend."

(translation Hoxus pokus what's to eat)

Suddenly a burst of light cracks the ground as smoke rises a dark
figure
stares out of the smoke and begins to Pantomime. (Mia just summoned a
mime).

Almost in an instant Mai is placed by the mime in a invisable box.

224. ³He¹s been turned into a complete lemon!² gasped Kiki looking at
Ryu,
³Now how are we going to find this Thesaurus beast thing?²
³We have to work together and go to the Freshman Hallway,² said Teri.
³That¹s the Hallowed Halls of the Freshman Hallway,² stated Montresor.
Teri ignored the robot and said; ³Right let¹s take a vote. Do we all go
home
or wherever and stock up on some decent gear, or, do we just go in
right
now?²
As the voting started Kiki picked up the lizard that the gang thought
was
Sally and put it in her pocket.

225. "I'll go!", Sally said wearing a t-shirt and pants. T-shirt and pants?
'This
couldn't be Sally, could it? ' was the majority of students opinions.
"Let's go to the chemistry lab!", Kiburi and Kiki said simultaneously.
The
mime acted like he was pulling himself there with a rope as he carried
Maiyuki in an invisible box.
"Where's the dance?", Genesis added glumly.
"Dese walls taste goood", Ryu said as he licked them.
"I'm gonna head to my locker, I'm sure there is more ammo there then
here.",
Teri said as she turned to leave.
'I'll head off with her. I'm already armed enough.", Sally stated as he

*smash to the floor* she walked after Teri. They were almost to her
locker
when a devolved Freshman fiend with sticky saliva and no eyes jumped
from
the ceiling, uttering,"He-he, girlses....", slobbering ravenously.

226. As Ryu was being led away he turned toward Kiburi and said.."Kiburi,
your my
Friend. Im sorry for all duh mean things I did to you's....Duh!!! Heh
heh
heh" He was walking with them, (More like being led) when he mutterd
some
more innae gibberish. "Kiki, your pretty. Your the Most Pretty Girl Ive

seen, How did you Get so Pretty? Did you use a Spell?........Duh, I
like the
taste of chocalate."

He proceeded down toward the Freshman hall slamming his head into
Lockers
and Laughing from the impact he made.

The Freshman hall, poor lighting and low tempertures. Those who went
down
in, never returned. For some reason all the Freshman in Oshiba had
dissapeared. But every one knew that Freshman were not people, they
were
some Deevolved race. The Lockers were filled in occasionly by Rocks,
and
stalicties hung from the Ceiling. The Freshman being the creatures that
they
were, had evolved to suit the envirment, but they all had one Goal. To
serve
their queen, and to paw anything remotely Female that ventrured down
their
quarters. All males were to be brought forth to the queen.

The Freshman heard movement and smelled the faint smell of a Femine
form,
since many of them were blind from living in the dark hall for so long,

there other senses were much stronger, they began to gather in earnest,

awaiting the Femine Treats that were there. Saliva dripping down as
Sally
and ((Kiki was it? Or Terri? I forgot)) ventured down the hall. The
Freshamn
began their attack with the words.."Girllllsssssss!!!!!!!!"

227. Kiburi-san rifled the cabinets in the chemistry
lab, producing a number of vials of strange liquids
and a large, menacing-looking gun.

"What's that?" Kiki asked.

"This is a Lindstradt air rifle," Kiburi-san replied.
"It shoots high-velocity tranquilizer darts."

"Yeah, but why would a chem teacher need that?"

"Well, with classes like these... Anyway, there are
two different types of vials. If you mix one of each
together, they will explode in 5 seconds. You hold
onto these while I find some ammo for the rifle."

Kiki secured the vials as Kiburi-san ransacked the
Science office, finally returning with a black pouch
of fletched darts loaded with a clear liquid.

"Okay, we're ready to go," Kiburi-san said, loading
the thirteen-round clip of the rifle and clipping the
remainer of the ammunition onto one of his pockets.
Tossing hiszap-gun to Kiki for her to use, he walked
into the hallway, adjusting the sights on the rifle.

As the duo approached the infamous freshman hallway,
dragging Ryu behind them, they heard a series of
screams and bursts from an automatic weapon.

"Teri's in trouble!" Kiburi-san yelled, running
towards the darkened hallway. "We've got to help
her!"

228. Mai bounces up and down in the box till she final breaks free.

"You idoit I Called you here to take care of Ryo. NOW GO GET HIM!" Mai
yells
as she kicks the mime into orbit.

The mime soon lands crashing down in a empty hall and Maiyuki soon
floats in
flowing him but the mime soon runs into a invisable wall. Mai watches
as a
group of students run by as a massive heard on the other side of the
wall.
The mime seems to be climbing the invisable wall with the an invisable
rope
and hook. Mai on the other hand takes the short cut and flies over.

The two watch as the crazed freshman run by after the girls. Mai stand
quiet
and blinks and then moves on down the hall with the mime in tow who
keeps
running into invisable walls.

229. The gang had decided to split up into groups, commando style.
Kirburi
and Kiki, with Ryu following (and dribbling), went to the chemistry
lab.
Maiyuki, who was in a strange position like a box, and the mime were
still
at the entrance. Teri and Sally had already gone down the hall. While
Genesis, who had just turned up and didn¹t know what was going on, was
in a
different hall with the three sidekicks. Taiwan, Lapin and Montresor.
³Yippee another girl,² said Montresor, ³the boy/girl ratio in the
school has
gone up!²
³Hee hee,² said Taiwan.
³Ep,² said Lapin.

230. The Freshman meance increased their forces, being repelled by the
Firepower
their limp body's began to stack up in to piles. Soon they Began coming
out
of the Lockers themselves!

"Their Everywhere!"Kibrui Cried out.

"There's just to many and Im gonna run out of ammo!" Terri said.

Sally was doing her best to Fight them off, knocking them out with
crippling
Blows.

Mr.Mime Began trapping them in Boxes and letting them pass out from
lack of
oxegen.

Mai was Turning them into Weebles,

Yet the Hoard continued to Grow!!

And it seemed they were after someone.

It was evedient that they were trying to Grab Kiburi."Queen needs a
Mate!"
They squeled trying to GRab and Drag him to their Queen's lair.

Figuring that Ryu was to stupid and puny to make a acceptable Mate for
their
queen, they decided he was better off as food for the Hive!

A Few Decended on him Trying to Grab Him. Ryu Looked up and
shouted..."GO
WAY SCARY BUG PEOPLE!" Blasting it with arcane energy.

He then began materlising Tinkertoys and constructing some strange
statue of
a horrible Tentacled Beast. He held it up to everyone and said.
"lookee, Dis
is my Uncle Yosogoth!" He then smashed it against his skull. Laughing.

Meanwhile Taiwan and Montressor were doing there duty to "Guard"
Genesis.
When Taiwan looked over at MonTressor and asked. "Hey Mon, ya think if
we
impress this chick with our Prowess she might go out with us?"

Montressorn the Robot floated in the air and responded. "IT's a
Possibility!
Lets Impress her!"

231. Sally had already finished one off.
Kiburi-san watched as Teri was jumping up and down on top of a
freshman;
³Don¹t touch me you creep!²
Another freshman ran down the hall.
³Well maybe she doesn¹t need much help,² said Kiburi-san.
³ErrrŠ that other one called for reinforcements,² said Sally noticing a

large group of fiends up ahead, ³it¹s not going to be easy to find this

thing to stop Ryo.²
³Get ready Kiki,² warned Kiburi-san. There was nothingŠ
Kiburi turned around to see Kiki gazing at Ryu who was gawking at a
picture
on the wall, tougue hanging out.
Kiki was quietly talking to herself; ³He¹s kind of cute, a bit silly
maybeŠ²
³Kiki,² tried Teri.
Kiki span around; ³Sorry I was just thinking of something.²
³Look ahead.²
The freshmen were closing in. Kiki looked at the zap gun Kiburi gave
her;
³Well this will save me some energy.²
The lead freshman saw Kiburi-san and said in a raspy voice; ³Male,
briiiinggg himmmm tooooo queen.²
Kiburi gulped.
From behind the group Maiyuki came into view a joined up; ³Hi guys. I¹m
I
fashionable late.²
After noticing Mai¹s looks were down to 1, Kiki wondered if there was
anyway
that she could create something to block twink powers.

232. With a quick burst of energy Mai makes a big white cowboy hat and
places it
on her head as she, Kiki, Kirburi-san and Ryu gather the Freshmen in a
large
group where the Mime soon lasos the freshmen and ties them down as if
they
were cattle in a rodeo.

A few stragglers are running about but many of the freshmen class lay
about
tied on the floor. As Mai show great joy in capturing the freshmen. But
the
reality of that the mime did most of the work doesn't hit her till she
finds
herself tied up and being draged behind the rest of the gang.

233. Kiburi-san realized that time was fast running
out. In a moment, he would be captured, whether he
liked it or not. Thinking quickly, he yelled to Kiki.

"Mix the vials and throw them at the lockers!"

Kiki complied as he took down another freshman with a
tranquilizer. A few seconds later, there was a series
of bright flashes as the banks of lockers on opposite
sides of the hallway collapsed, burying a large number
of freshman beneath them. But, with strength that
seemed almost inhuman, the freshman tossed the lockers
aside as though they were made of aluminum foil and
kept coming. Kiburi-san continued to fight, but was
soon overwhelmed. The freshman pinioned his arms, the
gun clattering to the floor and began to drag him
away.

234. Sally threw off three Freshman who were grappling her to the floor. She
was
covered in their spittle and was getting worried about the starch in
the
bra. Being a 10th grader, Sally was very recently a freshman at another

school and didn't remember the deevolution part.
Sally finally got an idea. Taking out her Pangalactic Ghetto Blaster,
she
cranked the volume up and turned it on. All the Freshman (and everybody

else) grabbed their ears.
"Ahhhh! Our subterranean senses are shattered!", the Freshman shrieked.
"Ahhhh! The Spice Girls!", screamed everyone else, except Sally who
started
to hum along before he noticed he was back to being a guy. Luckily, the

starchy bra and bad lighting did wonders for his 'girlish figure'.
"Okay, lets go find that thesaurus!", Sally said in his best squeaky
Sailor
Moon impression as Kiburi was dragged off. Of, course nobody heard it,
but
they followed Sally anyway after a few hand gestures, into the Freshman

caves.

235. "This, um, this is where the dance is?" Genesis asks to none in
particular. She shrugs and looks around a bit more, completely missing
anything important in the hallway.

She walks over to Taiwan. "Um, I know there's like no music, but,
would you dance with me? I'm new here, so I need this social
opportunity."

236. Kiki looked around the interior; ³How come there¹re caves in a high

school?²
Then Kiki looked over to Sally and did a small scream.
³What is it?² asked Teri quickly.
³I can¹t believe it¹s took me so long to notice,² said Kiki.
³Notice what?²
³That if Sally¹s thereŠ why do I have this lizard in my pocket?²
Sally grinned knowing he did move fast to dodge Mai¹s blast earlier.
Kiki decided to keep the lizard for her lab later.
³Let¹s continue, we gotta get Kiburi-san back,² said Teri.
Kiki was still talking to herself about her subject while walking; ³How
did
I not notice? Maybe it was because there was a lot of other stuff going
on
as well,² then she turned to Ryu who was slowly following, ³maybe it
was
because of, of him.²
She sighed and the gang continued on.

237. Mai is being draged along by the group and is showing just a little
anger
for her situation. "LITTLE ANGER I"M TICK OFF YOU STUPID NARATOR NOW
GET ON
WITH THE STORY"

Well If you want to behave like that then you just do it all I quit.

"Man I thought he would never shutup. Thats the absolute last time I
summon a
mime figures a guy who can't speak can't hear either. But I when I find
that
lousy jerk Ryo he will pay for what he did to me. That jerk destriod my

lovely face and he going to learn never to cross a woman scorned."

Mia hits a bump.

"Ouch, Hey I thought you quit."

I can't if you want to do something other then talk.

"Well fine but tell those idots up front to take it easier draging me
allright"

What did someone say something.

"Oh just great. Fine be that way see if I care."

Mai hits a whole swarm of bumps

"OUCH, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch .................."

238. The Freshman had been Fought off but at what a cost. the soaking in
Saliva
of the Female adventuer's that's what. And One boyFriend Scientist
kidnapped. a Rescue mission was in order for our interepid
adventurer's.

Meanwhile Kiburi was Dragged into a Large Open Cavern and thrown onto
the
Ground. Looking at the walls it seemed their was a strange gooey
substance
coating them. Kiburi quickly surmised that it was probably their
hardened
saliva fluids. Then a voice called out.

"Oh Boy! Finnaly A Real Man!!"

Kiburi looked up to see a young Girl about 14 with Long curly Blonde
hair,
thin redlips and a small Girlish Frame and incrediably pale skin. She
wore a
pink sweater and blue jeans. Her Rear end was attached to a Giant womb
Like
Structure like that of a Queen Ant's.

Every Few seconds a Freshman pod fell out of it.Kiburi was intriuged by
this
scientific break through! He now knew that Their were two seperate
classes
of Freshman!

The slightly tolorable ones were real people who entered that short
Deevoulution period in their lives, but after that year became people
again.

But apparently some Freshman enter a chrysalias and become queens,
giving
Birth to those Intolorable Freshman that Must be shoved into Lockers!

But he quickly broke out of his Funk and looked back at the Freshman
queen
who just unattached herself from her Giant womb.

She looked like a Normal Girl for her age, even pretty, it's just she
had
that whole inhuman freshman slimeness to her.

She Ran to Kiburi lept up onto him and tackled him to the Ground.

"My Name is Stacey! And Your My Mate now upperclassman!" with that she
began
to fill his face with Kissess while Freshman Guards stopped him from
trying
to escape.

Over with Genesis Taiwan stood Trying to Blink His lidliss eyes at The
Girl...Did she Just ask him to Dance? No, that couldn't be right. After
all,
He is a 9ft tall Foam Rubber Skeleton with 6 arms! Well he wasn't going
to
look a Gift horse in the mouth so he simply responded.
"Sure Babe! Let's Dance!" He took her Hand in hand as suddenly a olf
50's
slow dance song began to play out of nowhere, ((you know, one that says

ShooBopShoowap a Few times or something)) He slowdanced with her.

Unknown to everyone the Freshman queen had this music blaring from her
hidden chamber, trying to forcefully SlowDance with Kiburi. He hoped
That
his Friends would be smart enough to Follow the music to Her Lair.

All the while Ryu Walked with everyone, when he heard the music and
wrapped
his arms to his shoulders and began to sway..."im...Slow Dancing...!!"
He
then Giggled and walked swaying with his arms about his shoulders.

239. Teri went back to her locker for a Hyperdimensional hammer. The
whole mob followed her. She got into the locker, and began to change
into her Cosmic Battle Bikini. She heard 50's music playing through
the vent in the other side. A vent in the other side! Teri peeked
through the vent, and saw Kiburi and some wierd chick dancing! She
opened the door she had came in through to tell the others about what
she had found, and quickly ducked back into the locker. She then put
on her Cosmic Battle Bikini. She came back out, and told them.

240. The Freshman Queen Pulled Forth Kiburi and Held him close to her
reguarding
Kiki. "No! You Can't have him! He's my Mate now!"

With that she kept her Frowning Face and turned her head with a Hmph!

"But we Really Need him! Were Trying to Find the Thesuarus!" Kiki said.

"you seek the Letter Master! He is Deep within the Bowels of this
School! No
one has returned from seeking his aid! You must have a serious
problem!"
Stacey replied.

"we,we Do! Were dealing with a Twink wizard! And we need Kiburi!
Besides
he's my Boyfriend already!" Terri said menacingly stroking her AK-47.

"WWWell You'll have to compensate me in some way for safe passage
through my
territory's... And It better be something Good, otherwise Im Keeping my
new
mate!" Stacey said.

Over in the Corner Ryu started to spout off the life cycle of a
Succubi.

241. Kiki consulted her laptop that had most of the school¹s blueprints
on.
This was because she sneakily hacked into the school¹s computers
earlier and
got them as well as some student records; ³Well, going through Teri¹s
locker
would be the fastest but I can¹t bring myself to harm someone¹s locker.
We
could climb through the ceiling air vents and drop down on them or we
could
go back and navigate those caves, but that could take for ever.²
³Air vents it is then,² said Teri.
³No way, I say just blast right through!² yelled Maiyuki.
³If we do that we may start a cave-in on the other side,² said Kiki.
Sally went in a small door and came back with a stepladder. Kiki opened
the
air vent on the ceiling with a screwdriver and everyone climbed up. It
was
dark and they all had to slide on their bellies to move. Kiki was in
the
lead following her laptop. They all moved through the vents like
commandos
on the field of combat, expect Ryu who said; ³I¹m a worm, I¹m a wriggle

worm.²
After a while the music in the vents had stopped. Kiki noticed on the
laptop
a circle on the route they were following. Kiki was trying to remember
what
a circle means when she and the rest found out the hard way. It meant
another vent going down.
The gang fell and slid like they were on a water slide and soon fell
out
into the caves. They didn¹t land on the cave floor, they landed on
Kiburi-san.
³Whaa!² said Kiburi.
Kiki landed on him; ³Ouch!²
Teri landed on the two; ³Oww!²
Sally landed on them; ³Yip!²
Mai crashed through too; ³Grr!²
Than as the cherry on top Ryu fell on top of them all; ²I win!²
Stacey eyed them all in a heap on her new found male; ³Damn it, they¹re
all
female as well. Apart from the weird one on top but he doesn¹t seem
worth
it.²
³Hey,² said Kiki defending Ryu.
³What do you lot want!² demanded Stacey.
³We¹re looking for something and we want Kiburi back, where is he?!²
said
Teri.
A series of muffles came from below. Kiki and Teri gasped and the group
got
off him.
³He looks kind of flat hee hee,² said Ryu.
Kiburi got up and dusted himself off.

242. Kiburi-san, feeling a bit sore, realized that he
had to find some way to distract the freshman queen so
that they could all get on with the misssion of
finding the Thesaurus and defeating the evil Ryo.
Unfortunately, the shock that he had gone though was
muddling his thoughts.

He looked around for Montresor, hoping that it would
be able to help, but it was nowhere around. Finally,
after a few minutes of conscious thought while dodging
the queen, he hit upon an idea.

"You have a lot of alien technology, right?"
Kiburi-san said to Kiki. "Do you have anyway of
creating something that at least looks like a guy to
distract her? It's going to be hard for me to do
anything if I'm trapped down here."

243. The Lizard man immeditely pounced on stacey and began licking her face
like
well a Lizard!

"Wow! A Guy who actully likes me! You can go!" Stacey embraced the
lizard
man Lovingly who was doing the same.

Hmmm, they must be from the same species Kiburi said.

"In order to Find the Thesaurus your going to have to Go in to the
Realm of
the Really Really Really Bad Nasty Mean Scary Nightmare inducing Hells
Made
in Taiwan." Stacey Said to Kiki.

"are you sure you won't let me keep this Guy! I mean I doubt he's any
use to
you" The Freshman Queen said as Her Freshman Guards began to walk
toward
Ryu.

Ryu At the Time had Crayola crayons and paper out. He was Drawing a
picture
that Said "My Freindz" on it, with the backwords F. In the picture was
a
picture of him smiling next to Kiburi, Kiki, Sally, Taiwan, Montressor,
and
Terri in it. Kiki was Holding a Ray Gun with a Big smiling Face. Kiburi
Was
Hugging Terri who had a Really big Bazooka in her hands. Sally Looked
very
angry in the picture with her fist sticking out at Montressor and
Taiwan who
had her/his panties.

Ryu held up the Picture for everyone and said "lookee what I Draw! he
he he
he he"

243. Sally called a huddle.
"Okay, admittedly ryu is a little dumb right now...", Sally started.
"A little. He's practically braindead!", Maiyuki griped.
"And he has been quite a pain...", Kiburi said, remembering the dragon

incident.
"He seems alright to me. He did warn about his brother!", Kiki stated
thoughtfully.
"He has tried to destroy Oshiba several times!", Teri stated.
"YES...", Sally hissed as everyone talked at once,"but what is scarier
is
that we don't even know this freshman queen that well. Who knows what
she
would do with Ryu's power? I say its easier to take him along."
The rest of the groups started contemplating this as sally became a she

again. Everyone stared as Sally hit the floor for what seemed to be no
purpose.
"... and we can use him as a human shield!", Sally said to detract
attention
from herself.

244. "Yeah go ahead too stupid to do anything else we might as well use
Ryu
as a human shield or at least a decoy. So we can distract the Queen and
take
her out in one final swoop there by destorying the hords of freshman
and
ruling the world."

The group just stares at Mai as if she lost it. The Lizzard mans eyes
twitch
around the room flicking his tounge from time to time and the mime
seems
distracted with an invisable bar and glass of beer. Mai goes on
wiggling
tring to escape the bonds of the mime's invisable rope.

245. ³Of course I have alien technology. Now, where did I put that
hologram
generator?² asked Kiki to herself. Kiki searched in her inside pockets
and
pulled out a grenade; ³No,² she searched some more and pulled out the
lizard, ³Šgood enough.²
Kiki threw the lizard in the air and said; ³Maiyuki now!²
Maiyuki zapped the lizard in mid-air and it formed into a humanoid
shape.
Cool Lizard Dude was born and for a strange reason it was wearing
shades.
³Wow!² said Stacey.
³Well I guess that will distract her,² said Kiburi-san.

246. ³No you can¹t use Ryu like a shield it¹s not nice,² said Kiki.
The others looked a bit stunned.
³As long as I¹ve known him, which isn¹t as long as you lot, he¹s been,
well,
sort of, nice. And anyway Maiyuki,² Kiki said keeping her voice down,
³we
can¹t attack the queen she¹s helping us with the Thesaurus thing, and
it¹s
better to have her on our side than against us.²
³Oh yeah,² said Maiyuki, ³I want my looks back.²
³And we can get Ryu back to normal,² added Kiki.
³So where is this Realm of the Really Really Really Bad Nasty Mean
Scary
Nightmare or whatever it¹s called?² asked Maiyuki.

247. Ryu was now eating jellie Beans. At least everyone hoped they were
jellie
beans, wondering where he found them.

Stacey, the Freshman queen spoke up. "The Realm of the Nasty Stuff is
beyong
my Kingdom. Just take the access Tunnel Behind my Womb Sack!"
She said while Hugging the Lizard man.

"Be warned though, you'll be crossing into the Thousand Hells!" She
Said
meancingly.

"Are there really a Thousand!!" Kiki cried.

"No, more like 8 or 9. They have a Low Budget" Sally squeaked back,
knowing
this from her Martial Arts Training.

"Anyway, Im guessing that these Hells still won't be that Friendly"
Kiburi
said, Wiping Lipstick off His Face, while doing his Best not to enrage
Terri
for what had happened.

"Who Cares!Let's Just Get Going!" Mai Chimed in."Hey Let me go!" She
said as
The Mime began to pull her on the Invisble rope.

The Group walked pass the Giant womb like aparatus and found a Old
service
elevator. Everyone had to squeeze in Tight to Fit.

There was only one Button on it. It Read: Floor 666.

"well isn't that nice" Kiburi said nervously pressing it.
With a lurch the elevator began to Careen down at Breakneck speeds. It
felt
more like a Drop then anything else! Everyone began screaming.

Ryu using his small 5'2 Frame, Gripped himself to Kiki saying."Scary! I

don't like Roller Coasters!"

As it finally hit bottom the doors opened letting everyone out. IT was
more
like eveyone falling out however due to the strain of landing to fast.

When everyone looked up they saw nothing But White Sand everywhere.
Then
they noticed they were all in swim wear. All of the Males were in
Shorts.
((Excluding Sally who was wearing a one piece bathing suit. The demons
figured this would be best for her since she/he kept changing Genders
so
much)) All of the Girls were in two peice Bikini's!

All around was nothing but miles and miles of Hotsand. Then they
noticed
something.....other people, and little short midget Demons who Flew on
Magic
Carpets and ran around on the Ground. Most noticable was the Hairy Feet
they
had. One strolled up to the GRoup and Proclaimed Loudly...

"WELCOME TO THE HELL OF HOT SAND THAT BURNS THE FEET WITH NO BEACHTOWEL
OR
OCEAN IN SITE!!!!!! MWHA HAHAHAHAHHAAH!!!!!!!!!!"

IT then pulled out several weights and suddenly they were attached to
Mai's
Feet. "That's so Ya don't get any Ideas and Fly missy!"

With that the Little Demon went off.

Suddenly the pain hit Everyone's Feet causing them to Yowl out in pain
and
jump in the air! The Sand was hotter then a Black top Parking lot on a
Sunny
100'degree Day!

All around there were people Jumping and yowling in pain.

248. With the massive heat of the sand the invibal rope binding Mai
burned to
where she was able to break free.

"Come Back here you stupid little Imp ."

Mai tried to fly but she only cuased herself to crash face first in the
sand.
The heat cuased her to scream in pain.

"Hot Hot Hot Hot"

Mai gets back up on her feet as her face appears deep red.

"Thats it."

Mai pulls out a weird glowing blue ball and smashes it on the hot sand.
Which
quickly is covered in water which in turn freezes suddenly.

"There No more trouble with the sand and these weights make perfect ice

skates."

"Umm Mai." cries the others. "NOW ITS FREEZING COLD"

Mai looks on as everyone is freezing in their bathing suits the mime
appears
to be a solid block of ice at the same time.

"OOPS." slips from Mai's mouth.

249. The demons were in a panic as their Beloved Hell was turned into a Ice
rink.
They ran up to mai Screaming at her!

"You Fool were Gonna Get sued for Copyright Infringment From the Hell
of
Cake and IceCream!!!! Were Doomed!!!"

Of course now the demons had to go into a Huddle to decide to make the
best
of a Bad situation. They approached the party.

"Okay here's the deal you people! This is no longer the hell of hot
Burning
Sand! This is now The Hell Of Ice Hockey!!!!! MWHA HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

With that they heard a pipe organ playing in the backround followed by
Macarena!!

"NO!!! NOT THIS!!" Screamed Sally.
"A Fate worse then Death, the Macarena!" Terri Chimed in.

The Rest of the Group being aliens did not know the Full impact and
Fury of
the Macarena, but soon Knew as the Cursed Song played on.

Meanwhile Ryu, who had his intelligance dropped, was immune to it it's
effects and even enjoing the Music As he did the dance for it as well.
"HEY MACARENA!" he called out in joy!

"But that's not all you will suffer through!" Cried out the midget
hairy
feeted Demons.

Suddenly they heard the sounds of Ice skates scraping across the ice.
Over
the Hill came the Biggest Largest Hockey Players They had ever seen!!!
Then
they saw the Jersy's on them. The Detroit Redwings Grind Line!!!

"Yes Darren McCarty! Draper! and Maltby!" Said the Demon.
"Wasn't there another one?" Asked Sally.
"Yes, but we couldn't afford him, But wait till you meet their
Goalie!!!!!"

Suddenly the sound of a Chainsaw cut the air!

Over the hill they saw a Large Hulking Figure standing at 8ft tall
wearing a
Hockey mask and a Janitor's with a Hockey Jersey over it! In this
Figures
Hands were a Large Chainsaw! Where the Goalie Stick should have been,
was a
Large Scythe! In his other hand! On the back of the Jersey was the name

VORHEASTHE!

"go get em Jason!" Cried the demons!

"Oh No what are we Gonna do!?" asked Kiki as the Hockey players
decended
upon them and Ryu continues to Dance the Macarena!

250. Maiyuki quickly uses her powers to summon forth ice skates on the
feet of
the fellow travelers and quickly skates next to Sally.

"Hey sally the way I hear it this Vorheasthe guy likes pretty young
girls why
don't you keep him busy." Mai says as she slaps Sally forward towards
Jason.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH he likes to kill girls stupid." yells Sally.

"Yeah well just keep him busy while the rest of us take care of the
other
guys."

Jason starts to pull the cord on his chain saw but with a lucky duck
Sally
avoids the attack. But the Freak hasn't finshed with Sally yet and does
his
best to keep up with Sally who is dashing off as fast as she can for
her
life.

Mai and the Mime pull out two hockey sticks and a weird looking hockey
puck
with teeth. Mai tosses the puck up and the mime slams it straight at
the
hockey players. the puck starts doing a pac man imataion trying to take
a
bite out of the players.

251. Kiburi-san watched the hockey players advance as
calmly as he could. As an alien, a chainsaw probably
wouldn't permanently harm him, but it wouldn't tickle
either.

Unable to think of a better idea, he pressed a button
on his watch. A moment later, Montresor flashed into
view, along with Taiwan and a girl Kiburi-san didn't
immediately recognize.

"Uh, hey, boss, what gives?" Montresor asked.

"Well, we're back in hell and trying to find the
Thesaurus."

"Oh. Hey, how come all the girls are in bikinis?"

"I don't know. This used to be a beach or something.
Now can you help me get rid of the demons and hockey
chainsaw people and things?"

Montresor, however, wasn't listening. "Hot dog!" it
yelled, and with Taiwan went over to ogle the girls.

"Rrg, next time I put in a better obedience program,"
Kiburi-san mumbled. "Okay, I still have my Library
card... Ah hah!"

Sliding it in the air, he said "Holy Bible, King James
Version with attached cross!"

A few seconds later the book appeared. Kiburi-san
pushed it at the demons, who backed away in fright.

"All right," he said, keeping the demons at bay with
the bible, "Let's go get the Thesaurus already!"

Behind him, the chainsaw swished through the air and
Kiburi-san's hair was suddenly an inch shorter.

252. Sally pushed Kiburi as Jason swung his saw, successfully moving him out
of
harms way. Sally had watched a few Jason movies and had a good idea of
what
to do.
"Rarrgghh!", said Jason(which translates to"Aaach i can't skate!And i
can't
turn offf this out of control chainsaw! get out of my way!)
Sally stared at jason and noticed that as she stared at him, he moved
slow
as molasses. Spinning around, she found he was right next to her
now.Jumping
over jason as he hacked with the saw, Sally kept his(oh god I hope
nobody
notices how flat i just became) eyes on the undead goalie. Skating
around
the monster three times while watching him, the ice was sliced in a
circle
and jason fell through into a toxic sewer, where 50 FBI guys shot him,
he
was grabbed by a corpse, landed on spikes, and stabbed by his sister.
Afterwards freddy took his mask and said," C'mon home Jase, i told you
you
shouldn't have gotten drunk with them midgets, lets get you sober and
into
the right hell...".
Sally smiled visibly at the results until one of the grindliners plowed
him
into the net.

253. Ryu was being pummbled everywhere by the Grind Line. However,
thankfully
since Sally was slammed into the Net the Siren went off!

Suddenly there was cheering everywhere while octupi were thrown onto
the
ice!

"I Guess I scored a Goal" Sally said dazed as He/She fell over again.

The Grind Line Just Grunted alot and went to Face Off, waiting for
whichever
of the party members would take postion as center.

Thinking Clearly Mai Grabbed Ryu, Went over to Her Team's net and using
Mime
Ropes Tied Ryu Spread Eagle on the Front of the net.

254. Kiki saw Ryu tied to the goal and skated over. She didn¹t think it
was
very nice tying him to goal but what else could he do in his state.
³I¹ll be your defence, OK Ryu?² Said Kiki picking up a hockey stick.
Ryu just said; ³I liked dancing.²
Kiki looked over towards the newly arrival of the girl with Montresor
and
Taiwan. Lapin was sitting on the girl¹s head and with seeing Kiki he
jumped
off and slide across the ice to her.
³Alright, I¹ve got my rabbit back but that doesn¹t change the odds much

because he¹s a dumb as Ryu is right now,² said Kiki checking out the
situation, ³having the new girl back evens up the odds. And if
Montresor and
Taiwan stop staring at Teri¹s bikini they can help too.²
Genesis still with her normal clothes on spoke up; ³Why is everyone
wearing
bathing suits and ice skates and where I¹m I?²
Suddenly she dodged as one of the Redwings got into position.
The Macarena played onŠ

255. Mai decides to let the mime take center while she changes from her
two
peice to a tight fiting cheerleading outfit with the number 9 on the
back of
her outfit. She pulls out a hockey stick called the heavens gate hockey

stick. (name this cause its about the size of heavens gate.) The mime
ofcourse appears not to have any hockey stick at all but some how is
still
able to handle a hockey puck.

Soon the ref comes out on the ice and screams are heard as its the
worst
possible person. Jerry Lewis.

"HELLO PRETTY LADIES."

256. Sally looked really nervous in the small one piece, until he realized
what
to do.
"Darn gender changing potion keeps turning me into a guy....darn kiburi
and
his robot, er..he he.", Sally struggled to say non-chalantly. Then he
started digging into his one piece, and, amazingly, seemed to have all
sorts
of make-up and odds and ends he started to pull.
"Razor edged compacts, acidic lipstick, powderpuff, hairspray and
matches,ahh here it is!", he said as he pulled out a deluxe sized
mascara
wand.
Putting all of the other equipment away, and setting the wand on the
ice,
Sally skated to his position and tried to wield it like a hockey stick.
He
just really hoped he didn't look as foolish as he thought he did.

257. The plan suddenly came together as Kiki began to
spell it out. If they could convince Taiwan to change
to its larger form, it was more than large enough to
completely block the goal and stop the opposition from
scoring. Then Montresor and the mime would run around
with hockey sticks, checking and distracting the
opposition, while the rest would bash through the
remaining defenders and score.

Satisfied with the plan, Kiburi-san gave a hockey
stick to Montresor, and put on a pair of skates while
Kiki tried to talk Taiwan into changing. Montresor
immediately yelled "KILL JERRY LEWIS!" and went after
him with the hockey stick. Kiburi-san watched them run
around both of them yelling unintelligably. It was
only when he tried to stand up that he remembered he
didn't know how to ice-skate, and barely put his arms
up in time to save his face from meeting the rink
surface head-on.

258. Maiyuki gets into position behind the opposing goal as the other
girls
fight to try and take the puck away from the Red wings. Mai decides
that if
she can't bring the puck to the goal the only solution is to bring the
goal
to the puck. She shoots a massive blast of wind at the ground causing
the
goal to rocket into the air and fall just a few inches from the puck.

The Mime hits a invisible puck confusing the Red wings as to where the
real
puck had gone and before they learn that they where tricked the a goal
was
scored. But a very mean tempered Jason decides that the move wasn't
fair play
in his book and he uses a chainsaw to sink the goal below the icy
surface. He
then turns to Mai and pulling out his deluxe Weed destroyer 2000 he
starts to
chase the demon girl around the rink. The ref Jerry Lewis decides its
unfair
play on Mai's half and sends her to the penlity box but he doesn't take
away
the point.

Mai sulks as she sits in a fire pot of luke warm lava (its rather
comfortable
actually) with two little devils hard at work tring to keep it warm.

"Hey Lady do you know how much trouble you just caused freezing this
place
over." Say one Devil

"If your team loses your going to send eternity melting hell with a
hair
dryer" Claims the other devil

259. Sally pushed Kiburi towards the puck. It was a good thing he had done
that
ice training, though the killer penguins were not. As Kiburi slid,
Sally
stopped pushing and went to the penalty box. With a quick whisper in
Maiyuki's ear, the plan went into effect.
Kiburi was about to get creamed by the Red Wings when they all turned
their
heads. Jerry Lewis and Jason were wearing Colorado Avalanche Jerseys!!!
"Rarrggg!", Jason said to the uncoming onslaught, which meant, "You
sophomoric fools, can you not see that the demon girl has put these on
us
with her powers and their team is about to score a goal?".
"Ouches!ooch!OWWWoah....stop wit da hoiting!", Jerry lewis pleaded as
he and
Jason were beaten by the hockey playing monsters.
In the background, everyone took turns shooting goals.

260. The demons cried in pain as they had to throw all of the Redwings into
the
penalty Box for Fighting. So the Teeners had one by Default, and score!

The Demons ran up.."Alright, you've won this time, but you have to go
through the next hell!!!"

All of the Gang were wondering what new horror they would have to face
as a
Portal opened up in front of them and they were all sucked through!!!!

Flashing Light passed by all and what sounded like someone yelling
about a
Guy Named Quinn Mallory passed by.

Out of the Sky our Heroes dropped, screaming the whole way, until they
hit
the bottom and landed on soft Grass. Up in Front of them was a very
large,
what looked like apartment building.

Then they saw the sign, It Read:Welcome to Ackin' Back Nursing Home.

Suddenly a Demonic looking, yet incrediably Cute Nurse ran up and
said."Welcome to the Hell of Old people! Oh!! You must be our new
employees!"

It was then that the party relised their Clothes had changed again!!

Kiburi was wearing a Orderly's outfit.

"It will be your Job to clean the bedpans and the Floor's sir"The nurse
said
to him, handing him a mop.

The Female members were all dressed in Very Tight fitting, short
skirted
Nurse's outfits!

The Demon Nurse now addressed them."You will be giving sponge Baths to
our
paitens, and help Feeding them!" She said warmly.

Then she looked at Taiwan,Montressor, and Lapin."Oh what cute pets! You
can
entertain the Elderly Folks!" She said picking them up and tossing them
into
a room full of Old people who began pawing them and utteriing giberish.

Then finally she looked at Ryu, who was, doing something wierd. He was
scrathing His head, and looked like he was trying to say something. He
looked around and asked."Um, what..What is Going on?"

What was particularly strange about this was, it was an intelligant
question!

Suddenly the gang relised that Mai was no Longer near as Ugly as she
was
Before! Her Looks were coming back to her!

Kiburi and Kiki started pondering what was happeing, when simeltaneouly
they
both stated. "We Must be in a Diffrent Dimension out of Ryo's control!
Ryu
and Mai are starting to Turn back to normal, since Ryo's influece is
not as
strong here!"

The Nurse's warm smile went to a mean one.. "GET TO WORK!!!"

Suddenly a strange indivudal dropped down from the sky and whispered to

everyone. "Pssst! The object of this Hell is to Try to get out, without

causing the Nurse any Grief and such, I think the exit is hidden
somewhere
inside of the home!"

With that the Figure was Gone....

261. After unexplicably falling to the ground with the others, Genesis
stands up and notes that her clothes have changed themselves, as well.
She notices she is wearing a typical nurse's outfit; however, the
material seems more or less painted to her body.

"Wait, we have to give sponge baths to the elderly?" she asks
suddenly. "What kind of a school dance is this? Hey, um, well, I
don't
think I know you."

She looks at Maiyuki. "Um, my name's Genesis. Could you tell me
what's going on?" Genesis seems to wear a ditz look on her face
convincing Maiyuki that she really doesn't have a clue.

262. "You want me to do WHAT?" Screams Maiyuki completely ignoring the
questioned asked her. "NO way I'm not going to scrub no old farts body
with a
sponge."

Suddenly Mai feels something rub against her. She turns around to see a

couple of perverted old men trying to attack her.

"Damn it. Why the hell do you guys have to go after me." Mai attempts
to fly
off but notices that she still is weighed down by the metal boots. A
man
grabs her leg and she quickly reacts by smacking his face blue.
"Pervert."

Meanwhile Genesis goes on trying to talk to Mai not taking any notice
of her
being attacked by the perverted old men.

"Hey Stupid, can't you do something useful." Shouts Mai.

"Like What." answers Genesis in a valley girl / hippie way

"Like get these freaks off of me or at least get me out of these stupid

boots."

"But aren't you having a good time with your date."

"Listen here you numbskull first this jerk Ryo shows up and humiliates
me,
then we're attacked by a bunch of freshman led by a freaked out queen
who
likes lizard men. Then we faced the hell of burning sand and the hell
of ice
hockey. Just so we can get a stupid book for stupid Ryu so we can be
that
stupid jerk. And now your clueless brain can't even see I'm being
attacked by
these perverts."

263. Mai is still fighting off the old men as the group walk into the
home.
³.....Bedpans, I have to, clean, bedpans,² said Kiburi.
Kiki started looking worried and kept staring into space.
³What¹s up?² asked Kiburi
³Because we¹re in a different dimension my sub-space pockets don¹t work

because we¹re on a different plane of existence,² cried Kiki.
³What do you mean?² asked Teri who started listening.
³Different dimensions have different sub-spaces,² explained Kiki, ³I
guess I
could open pockets up here but not the ones with my gear in.²
An old man started creeping up on Kiki and she created a laser ball and
told
him to back off, which he did. Genesis looked like she didn¹t have a
clue.
³These are bugging me!² complained Maiyuki about her weighted boots.
Kiki
released her laser ball and Mai¹s feet where free.
³Thanks,² mumbled Maiyuki. The explosion made the old men Œattacking¹
her
run off at an extremely slow speed.
Kiki turned to Ryu and smiled that he was turning back to normal. She
was
just about to ask him about the Thesaurus, (If it was a man or a book)
when
out of no where the demon nurse reappeared; ³I told you lot to get to
work!²
Time tables appeared in the gangs hands with tasks on them to do.
³NOW!² yelled the nurse.
The gang ran off in all directions trying to find the rooms they had to
go
to. Kiki and Teri ended up having to walk down some stairs. They had to
go
down five flights but only made it down half of the first one, because
in
front of them were an elderly couple going down the stairs at snails
pace.
³We¹re going to be here for ages,² moaned Kiki.
³It¹s alright I think they¹ll die before they get to the bottom of the
stairs,² said Teri.
³Or we¹ll die first,² mumbled Kiki.

264. "I really hate this," Kiburi-san mumbled under his
breath. After what seemed like hours, he had seen
more stool samples than the average medical lab does
in a week, had his face pinched so many times by old
ladies that there wasn't a single spot that wasn't
sore, and had to listen to scores of old geezers
moaning about their war wounds or something.

Upon entering the next ward, he saw Montresor being
brutally attacked by a senile old man that bore a
slight resemblence to Colonel Sanders. He was wearing
a white suit and matching hat, and was bashing at
montresor with an exquisitely carved wooden cane with
a metal handle. Upon seeing Kiburi-san come into the
room, he shifted his attention from the robot.

"You!" He bellowed. "You were supposed to ahve
changed my bedclothes an hour ago! I'll teach you to
be late!"

He swung at Kiburi-san, but he was able to dodge out
of the way in time. Unfortunately, as though his jump
had been choreographed by the hand of fate, he landed
with his feet precisely planted in the center of a
pair of bedpans. He tried to escape, but his feet had
jammed in them.

It was a comical trio that limped down the hallway:
Kiburi-san, clumping along with the bedpans attached
to his feet; the old man, walking along at a fraction
of an Mph in his walker, yelling obscenities; and
Montresor spinning around in lazy circles, as the cane
had damaged its directional jets.

After a few minutes of this, they turned a corner and
smashed into Mai and Genesis, who had been running in
the other direction.

265. "Medicine distribution...", Sally said smiling at the chart. This was
easy
he thought as he became a girl*smash*.
"All you have to do is give them the pill, a drink of water, and make
sure
they swalow.", the demon nurse said grinning.
Sally headed into the first room with cup of water and pills in hand.
Inside was an old man screaming about potatoes.
"Open wide sir", Sally giggled as she raised the pill towrards his
mouth.
She waited smiling for a minute when the old man's mouth finally was
fully
opened. Placing the pill in his mouth, it took three full minutes for
his
mouth to shut. Then it took him a full minute to swallow. A gigantic
sweat
bead was coming down Sally's forehead.
"It's okay, he is really old and it's alright that it took him that
long.",
Sally said retaining her smile as she left." I'm sure the other
patients...."
"HURRY UP! THERE ARE OLDER PATIENTS WHO NEED THEIR MEDICINE NOW!", the
demon
nurse said as her head grew gigantic and mean.
Sally looked scared for a moment, but then she spied a bucket. Picking
it
up, she filled it up and put the bucket in one hand and pills in the
other.
"Ahhhhhh!", she said screaming as she ran through the halls throwing
pills
down old people's throats and throwing water down them on the next
pass.
"Alright! I'm done!", Sally said as she noticed that all the old people
were
on the floor, choking on the pills and soaked by the water.

266. "Ouch" Yells Mai as she is hit by the cane that flys up in the air.

"Hey Why don't you guys watch were your going."

Mai looks on as the old man goes on complaining at Kiburi-san. While
Genisis
has a blank look on her face as see doesn't seem to be paying any
attention
at all.

"Leave me alone you old man" Shouts Kiburi-san.

Mai decides that she have a better chance if she let the whole
situation to
the others and she floats just out of reach and lays down as if she
were
going to go to sleep.

"Can you guys keep it quiet I want to get some rest before I face that
jerk
Ryo."

Montresor floats up to Mai and starts taping at her.

"Hey, Magic girl I don't think this will do any of us any good."

"Oh please. Now listen up you peice of scrap metal I don't deal with
old men
and the only way to take care of them is too...."

A sudden plan hits Maiyuki and her face gains a devilish grin as she
begins
to cast a summoning spell.

"Oh great spirts of time send forth a person to aid us in our danger."

Suddenly light fills the room and a grey haired man in a grey suit
stood
before the group. The old man attacking Kiburi-san suddenly stoped as
if he
was a deer caught in the headlights of a car.

"Matlock"

suddenly more and more old folks flocked out as if in a trance to see
Matlock.

267. Ryu sat outside the Home holding a Large map of Hell.

He was paying very careful attention to it. Trying to figure out where
they
could find the Thesaurus..

He jotted down their current postion and looked for the Closest route
out.

His mind begant to drift about the current events..The one that weighed
most
heavily on his Mind was Kiki...The Beutiful Scientific girl. She was
the
complete oppostie of him, using science to break the laws of physics..
While
he used Magick to perform the same function.
He began to wonder what would happen if they mixed the two..He meant
REALLY!! mixed the two..She was Tall and Sexy, while he was Short
and..not
ugly, but definetly creepy.But enough of that, he could worry about
Girls
later..Listen to myself! He thought, I use to never worry about Girls.

He went back to Look at the map when he heard the Nurse yelling at Him!
"What are you Doing!! Get to work!! She yelled handing him a Chef's hat
and
suit.

"You have to Go cook the oatmean and then Feed it to these people! now
move!!" THe nurse yelled at RYu who quickly ran off to do what he was
told.

268. A flickering image of Kiki appeared in front of the old couple on
the
stairs for a brief second before it became solid. Kiki had just
teleported.
Teri, who strangely had some sort of ninja rope on her, was scaling
down the
flights like she was rock climbing. They both made it to the right
floor and
looked at their timetables. Teri just groaned and said; ³See you later
I
gotta got go this way,² as she walked down the hall. Kiki looked at her

clipboard telling her to go in the opposite direction.
Kiki¹s eyes widened with fear; ³I have to... to... give sponge baths?
NOOOO!²
She opened a door slowly peeking around, inside were five beds on
either
side. In each were old men staring at her, awaiting her visit. < Sweat!
>
Kiki slowly stepped in and looked around then to her clipboard.
³OK,² Kiki said to the room, ³Who is Mr. Hakken?²
All ten men raised their hands and started yelling Œyes¹.
Kiki sighed but suddenly was very scared because she felt something on
her
shoulder. Kiki yelled, throwing the clipboard in the air, and turned
her
head.
³Arrrggh! What you screaming for?² asked Taiwan. The foam skull was
balanced
on her shoulder.
³Oh it¹s just you. Hey, you know where Lapin is?²
³What that little rabbit? I was chasing him earlier but lost him. I
thought
he went in here.²
³You were chasing my rabbit?² said Kiki.
³ErrŠ well, kind of, I just wanted to get away from those old people.²
³Well I¹ll rather find Lapin then scrub down one of these old perverts,
so
let¹s go find him.²
Kiki and Taiwan ignored the cries for nurse and walked out. The only
other
places Kiki could think Lapin would be was in the air ducts or wherever
food
is. A few doors away was the kitchen.

269. KIburi-san managed to disentangle himself from the
mess in the corridor and dodge into a small corner
room with a flight of stairs leading downward. "To
furnace," a small sign with black lettering said.
That gave Kiburi-san an idea.

Running down the stairs, he spied the furnace glowing
redly in a corner of the basement. He opened the
furnace's maintenance hatch. Sure enough, there was a
small reddish demon crouched on top of the hot coals.

"What do you want?" it asked in a peevish voice.

"All right, you pathetic little minion, I've just
about had it. I've seen stuff in bedpans that would
make a trained soldier puke. I've been attacked by
deranged old guys with canes. For all I know, some
nasty old man is trying to feel up my girlfriend while
she's giving him a sponge bath. Now, you tell me how
to find the (*&^@$)*(^#@()_*%^ Thesaurus, of so help
me I'll-"

"I'd look behind you," the demon said.

Kiburi-san turned to face the nurse, who now towered
over him. She did not look happy.

270. The Nurse looked over AT Kiburi.

"Your not getting out of this Hell until you Complete your chores! Now
move!
It's Bingo time for the Old Folks!!"

With that She pushed kiburi back up the stairs.

When she wasn't looking, the same Mysterious figure dropped from the
ceiling
and whispered to Kiburi. "Pssst, You can Find the exit, in one of the
Old
Guy's sponge Bath! But beware! It will lead you to the next hell, after

going through two more hells, you will reach the Thesaurus!"

With that and the sound of Heavy machinery, the Figure rose back up
into the
sky.

Meanwhile Ryu was wondering what to make for the Old folks to eat, he
had
the oatmeal cooking when he saw lapin, being that ryu had never met
lapin,
he decided that it Must be for dinner.

He reached down and Grabbed the poor creature by the scruff of the
neck, and
placed it on a Chopping block, he rose up a Butcher Knife and
stopped.."ooo,
I can't do this, I Hate the site of Blood! It's so nasty and icky icky
icky!!"

He thought for a second while still holding Lapin, who was struggling
to get
free. "I know! I'll just magic it cooked!"
With that he Raised his Hand as it was filled with Black energy and
held it
above the rabbit ready to release when suddenly...

Kiki Busted in to see the Scene!!!

271. Kiki, old people hell's kitchen

"What are you doing?!" yelled Kiki.
Thinking fast Kiki threw Taiwan at Ryu yelling the word; "Catch!"
Ryu let go of Lapin to catch the skull and his black energy faded away.
"Hi boss," said Taiwan in Ryu hands.
"Eeppppppppppp!" screamed Lapin running to Kiki and jumping into her
arms.
"What the hell did you think you were doing?!" demended Kiki.
Ryu couldn't see why she was so angry; "I was just cooking dinnerŠ"
"Dinner! That's my pet space rabbit Lapin," said Kiki.
"You're in trouble now," laughed Taiwan.
Ryu didn't want to upset Kiki and really Kiki didn't want to be mad at
Ryu.
"I'm sorry Kiki, I didn't know he was yours. I've had a lot on my mind
and
then Ryo messed with meŠ Please forgive me."
A small smile appeared on Kiki's face. The first time she saw him he
was
always doing something evil or fighting, which she kind of found
attractive,
but now he was being, wellŠ nice.
"Well, I guess no harm's done. I forgive you," said Kiki.
Ryu smiled but then quickly put his hand over his mouth.
"Hey, what's going on here?" asked Taiwan.
Before anyone could answer the demon nurse appeared at the door
grabbing
Kiki.
"Come on you. You have a scheduled."
Kiki was dragged down the hall dropping Lapin back in the kitchen.
"Ryu help!" screamed Kiki.

272. Sally was about to start jumping on the old people's stomaches to make
them
spit up the pills, when she noticed that the old people weren't choking
on
the ground. They were laughing and foaming at the mouth.
"Huh?", Sally said as she looked down at the pills in her hand.
**Super, ultra, deluxe sugar and caffeine pills!!!***
"Oh no....", Sally squeaked as she started running down the hall.
"Heheheh...lets go chase those nurses with the short skirts!", one
foaming
rabid old man said.
"Lets go find those cute little orderlies and pinch their cheeks till
their
red", said a foam mouthed old woman. The H.O.F.M.O.P.(
Horde of foaming mouthed old people), started to run(wheelchair,
hobble, etc.) down the halls looking for young flesh to pinch.

273. As Ryu Chased the Demonic Nurse she pulled out a Whistle summoning her
Elderly Elite, the most annoying, Hard of Hearing, Old Bittys, who ever

graced this Dimension.

It took the Old woman awhile, but right as the Demon Nurse entered the
Bingo
area Holding Kiki who was Buck nude for about 3 seconds.((The time it
took
the Nurse to Forcefully put the Playboy bunny outfit on her.)) The old
woman
put itself right in front of the Door as Ryu ran up and collided with
her,
his small frame flying back and bouncing back.

"excuse me Miss"He said.

"What?"She said.

"I SAID EXCUSE ME MISS!"Ryu yelled

"Oh Don't worry about passing Gas dear, I do it all the time."She
responded.

Ryu Grew angry."PLEASE MOVE!"He yelled.

"Im not that good at cutting a Groove anymore Dear, perhaps one of the
Nurses would dance with you"She responded.

"YOUR IN MY WAY!" He yelled.

"No I don't get payed, Im retired" She responded.

"MOVE! YOUR BLOCKING THE DOOR!" He yelled.

"Oh, Im in the way?"She asked.

"YES!!"He responded.

"Wellyou should have said something" She responded.

nothing happened for aminute.

"ARE YOU GOING TO MOVE!?"Ryu asked.

"Oh, you want me to Move?"She responded.

"WELL I SAID YOUR IN MY WAY!"He yelled back.

"But you never asked me to move dear."She responded.

Ryu FinnalyGot tired, conjured up some Black Magick and Blasted the Old

bitty right through the roof where she landed on a Shuffle board deck.

Ryu Ran in, Having one of those very Cool Looking Anime scene, His Hair
down
as he walked in, with Black energy Crackling all around him in Lighting

Arcs.His eyes Glowing.

Then he saw Kiki in her reaviling Clothing and Got a Bloody nose, which
he
saw the Blood, freaked out from his Phobia...and had a Dead
Fainted.....

274. Kiburi-san looked at Kiki in the Playboy Bunny
outfit for only a second, then turned away to avoid
the inevitable consequences should he let his stare
continue. Avoiding the angry looks of the nurse, he
began loading the bingo balls into the metal cage.

"And for our prize tonight," the demon nurse
continued, "the winner will get a massage by this
lovely nurse here!" she said, gesturing to Kiki, whose
eyes were bugging out.

"I absolutely will not do that!" she yelled.

"Oh yes you will... unless you like giving
sponge baths to dirty old men... Now, let's get on
with it!"

The game began, the seniors marking down their numbers
with an amazing amount of concentration.

A few minutes later, the doors burst open, and a
number of seniors, foaming at the mouth, tried to
burst into the door and jump on top of Kiki.

Tried, rather, because before they could enter,
Kiburi-san dumped the remaining bingo balls across the
doorway. As the senoirs slipped and fell on the
rolling balls, Kiburi-san grabbed Kiki and ran into
the hallway.

"Quick!" he yelled. "We've got to find the others and
find the right sponge bath if we ever want to get out
of here!"

275. ³Get up there!² yelled the nurse to Kiki.
Kiki was on a stage in front of a crowd of old biddies. She was dressed
in a
playboy bunny suit, rabbit ears and tail. Kiburi-San who was in front
of a
microphone turned to see her then quickly turned back to the audience.
Lots of voices came from the sea of old geezers telling Kiburi to start
the
game and telling Kiki to sit on some laps.
Kiburi-san tapped the mike; ³Err, hello hell of old people.²
The crowd coughed and spluttered trying to cheer.
³Err, OK let¹s begin,² said Kiburi doubtfully.
A huge bingo machine fell from the roof and dropped behind Kiki with a
loud
crash. The crowd tried to cheer again, a pair of false teeth flew
across the
room.
³What do I do?² asked Kiki not being familiar with the Earthling game.
³Just pick out the balls that drop out of the machine and show me,²
said
Kiburi.
The machine spat out a brightly coloured ball with the number 88 on it.
Kiki
showed Kiburi it then held it to the crowd.
³Two fat ladies, 88,² said Kiburi.
Suddenly two fat ladies from the crowd threw zimmer-frames at him, he
quickly ducked out of the way.
Another ball popped out of the machine and Kiki picked it up. However
before
it could be announced the doors at the back burst open and in flew
Maiyuki
closely followed by Teri and Genesis. Next, the three sidekicks came in
and
rested on top of Ryu who was laid out on the floor. They were all
running
away from the H.O.F.M.O.P who were close on their tail.
³Help!² screamed Genesis.
Noticing Ryu, Kiki jumped off the stage and ran too him. Kiburi-san not

wanting to be on his own jumped off the stage too.
³These foaming old people are trying to pinch us,² exclaimed Teri.
Kiki picked Ryu up, lightly slapped his face and he woke up. He then
saw
Kiki still in the playboy Œsuit¹ and fainted again.
Then the gang noticed it was quiet. They turned and saw that the crowd
of
old people, now missing their bingo, were staring at them evilly.
³We want our game,² yelled one of them.
Down the hall the H.O.F.M.O.P were closing in as well.

276. Ryu was being dragged behind by everyone as they ran from the
H.O.F.M.O.P as
strange benny Hill Cahse music played in the backround.

Finnaly they got to the sponge baths, where several OLD Men and Women
awaited their bath.

"Which one is it!?" asked Kiki.

"I don't Know!" said Kiburi.

"Just pick one!" said Sally.

Ryu woke up from his Blood haze ((He's a Hemophobe aka Can't stand
sight of
blood.)) and looked around.

"The right Portal is in here!" He cried jumping into a sponge bath with
a
Fat Ugly Old Women. He was wrong.

"I guess it's not this one." he said nervously as the Old women tried
to
Grab him.

He jumped out and ran to one with a Old man who Looked like George
Burns,
and dissapeared.

"This must be the one" Sally commented.

"You Go First" Said Kiburi.

Not wanting to wait, Sally Grabbed ahold Of Kiburi and Kiki and Judo
threw
them into the sponge baths Head First. Next Terri jumped in.
Then Taiwan, craddling Genesis to his Skeltal Form, followed by
Montressor
who was Gripping Lapin.

Sally was Last to go as He/she was Fighting off the H.O.F.M.O.P.
Then she jumped in.

The Gang slid threw portals that were very reminsent of a Sliders
episode
until they all tumbled out together in front of a Cave.

There was a little Demon standing outside the Cave who said."WELCOME TO
THE
HELL OF BEING SKINNED ALIVE!"

The gang Screamed in Terror except for Ryu who looked again and sighed
saying. "Oh, it's closed for Remodeling, we'll have to move on."

So into another portal it was to another Hell, this one looked like a
Court
Room.

A Demon in a suit said, "WElcome to the Hell Of Lawyers!"

THis time everyone screamed and jumped into the next portal.

Everyone tumbled off and fell into a squishy cold wet surface.

"ewwww" went Maiyuki as she brushed the cream like substance off of
her.

Then they took alook around, there was Ice Cream and Cake EVERYWHERE!

Demons Rode on Gaint Cupcakes holding Licorish whips, belting
out"WELCOME TO
THE HELL OF CAKE AND ICECREAM!" he then laughed manically.

They noticed other people here, they look like they were in pain, then
they
noticed the people were only acting.

Occasionly they saw someone steal the Licorish whip from a Demon and
Munch
on it.

"What is this Ryu?" Terri asked.

"This is the Hell of Cake and Icecream, ussualy Dieters are sent here,
but
they found out that the just would give up their diet and eat here, so
this
is sorta known as the wussy hell, a joke."

They all strode forward noticing a Boat made of Waffers.
"We should use this to try to find the next exit" Ryu said climbing in,

making sure to sit next to Kiki.

"Taiwan!" Ryu said.
"Yes Master!" Taiwan replied.
"Take the oars!" Said Ryu.
"Yes Sir!" Said Taiwan, happy that his master was back to normal.

"Montressor!" Kiburi said.
"What do you want ya Damn Slave Driver!"He replied.
"Help Taiwan with the oars" Kiburi said.
"Hell no! Im not some Slave you can just order to do what you please!"
he
replied.
"Why can't you Be more Like Taiwan! He listens To everything Ryu says!"

Kiburi said.
"Well Im not a Chump like him!" Montressor replied.
"Im not Chump!I JUST LIKE MY BOSS!"Taiwan said.
Lapin just epped voicing his opinion on how he is the most supior
sidekick,
it was a shame no one could hear him...

"NO FIGHTING IN THE BOAT!" Sally Yelled."Or Im Gonna Bust Some
Heads!"She
continued.

Every one was quiet until the boat started being rowed through the lake
of
icecream.

"lets head towards those cherrry's and ask for some help!" Kiki said.

277. "No way am I ever giving sponge baths or massages to the likes of
them,"
yelled Kiki. She and Kiburi-san were dragging the knocked out Ryu with
them
down the hall while Teri, Maiyuki and Genesis with the sidekicks were
running behind. Strangely the old geezers had some speed in them.
"Where's Sally?" asked Teri.
"There," said Kiburi-san pointing ahead with his spare hand. Sally was
running the other way down the hall saying; "I have some pills to turn
the
H.O.F.M.O.P back to normal."
"Forget it, just show us to the sponge baths!" yelled Kiburi, "The
portal to
the next hell is in there."
Sally changed direction and ran with them all; "I think they're down
here."
The gang turned a corner and burst though a door...

278. Two of the demons laugh as they watched the group try to get across
the
ice cream lake.

"Foolish mortals your all will suffer the greatest torment of this
hell. In
six to seven months your teeth will rot and and you will have
cavities."

"A truely evil hell this be."

The two demons go on laughing not noticing Maiyuki has flown next to
them and
with a sudden swipe knocks them over their heads with a mallet.

"You stupid jerks quite it with these stupid Hells allready. Show me
where
the Thesuarus is or you'll worse things then hell."

One of the demons gives a grin at Mai's words.

"Oh you mean like this."

The other demon pops up with a box over his head like a TV.

"Hey folks big Floyd here of big Floyd's 'Hell in a Box'. Terrorize
your
freinds with this handy dandy box and if you act now you can get this
amazing
mellon baller. Just look at this satisifed customer."

The demon in the box opens a small box in front of Mai which seems to
be
empty. The Demon looks in shock.

"AHHHHH its must have dropped out."

"You mean its lose, Run run run. We're all doomed."

Mai looks around the place and sees a little furry creature with tiny
wings,
two big eyes and a small mouth its seems to be humming a cute little
diddy.

"OH its so cute."

The creature hops up into the arms of Mai and the demons starts the run

around back and forth.

"AHHHH she tamed it run."

The two demons dissappear and leave the gang alone and it looks like
the cute
little furball has joined the group and seems to like Mai and decides
to
pearch on her head.

279. The wafer boat stopped at a bank of cake. The gang all stood on it
a
walked, slightly bouncing, along.
Kiki looked at the furball on top of Maiyuki¹s head and didn¹t know
what to
make of it.
ŒI¹ll have to examine that later,¹ thought Kiki.
³The ground is all sticky,² said Sally.
³It¹s chocolate cake,² said Ryu.
They continued walking on and they came to some huge ice cream
montains.
Lapin finally snapped, he just loved to eat. (Yet strangely never puts
any
weight on.)
The space rabbit dived into the mountain and started digging rabbit
holes
and eating the Œdirt¹. Kiki tried to grab him but he was too fast. He
started digging in every hill and mountain he could find. One of the
demons
riding a cupcake turned up next to Kiki and started staring at her.
Kiki
forgetting she was still in her playboy costume didn¹t understand why
his
tongue was hanging out.
³What do you want?² asked Kiki.
The demon was quiet for a while turning to see Lapin digging towards a
massive blancmange.
³Well I just wanted to warn you and the people behind you of two things
but
I think it¹s more fun if you find out yourselves,² laughed the demon.
³What is it!?² asked Kiki grabbing the demon.
³Just that one; Your rabbit is just about to try to dig into ŒIcemon¹
the
ice cream monsterŠ²
Kiki turned to see Lapin dive into the blancmange. The huge mountain
moved
and sat up. Icemon consisted of a blancmange slug like body, an ice
cream
head and a cherry for an eye. It also had chocolate flakes for arms and

bananas for claws. The beast screamed. It looked a bit like a huge,
mountain
sized, Jabba the hut but with cream instead of flab. It saw the group
and
slowly slimed towards them.
³And two,² continued the demon, ³while you lot have been here talking
to me
you have all slowly sunk into a melted chocolate pit.²
The gang looked down seeing that they were knee-deep in the quick sand,
I
mean quick chocolate.
³Nuts,² said Kiki.
³OK,² said the demon making it suddenly rain almond nuts on their
heads.

280. While many of the others began to sink in the chocolate Maiyuki, the
furball
and Montresor float above the quick chocolate and are forced to be the
only
lines of defense the gang really has against Icemon.

Montresor is trying to convice Maiyuki to do something to help the
others out
but Mai is to occupied in trying to take on the ice cream monster.

"Hah what a stupid montser is this the best hell can do."

Mai reaches behind her back and pulls out a can marked Mega Pop Soda.
She
gives the can a massive shake for three minutes before tossing it down
the
montser throat. All grows silent.

"Foolish girl you can't beat Icemon that way."

Suddenly there is a quiet rummble from the monsters stomach and
instantlty it
explodes in a foamy death. The foam also seams to have warsh away the
chocolate but has made the cake and ice cream very soft.

The others climb back on to the waffer boat and go on along the boat
ride.

281. "Gee, I guess they were wrong about the whole
'until hell freezes over' thing," Kiburi-san mumbled,
mundanely rowing what could almost be described as an
excuse for a boat across a giant lake of ice cream
soup.

"Ha ha, you're covered in chocolate syrup!" Montresor
jeered.

"So what? At least I'm not a stupid robot who can't
do anything right."

"Oh, is that what you think of me?" Montresor said,
turning away and staring pointedly in another
direction.

"What's that ahead?" Sally asked, pointing to a giant
mountain of Good Humor bars.

A red demon, turned more of a reddish-brown from
chronic exposure to chocolate, hovered over.

"That, my poor travelers, is the portal to the next
hell... but it is hidden behind that mountain of Good
Humor bars... and the only way to get around it is to
eat your way through! And if, Hades forbid, you reach
your limit and puke it back up... you have to start
all over again! Good luck!" The demon flew away
laughing.

Kiburi-sna pondered this problem for a second, then a
second more, then another, then...

Kiki waved a hand in front of his eyes.

"Are you still with us?" she asked.

"Huh? Oh, yeah - we can have the sidekicks eat all of
this stuff! Taiwan and Montresor don't have to worry
about getting sick!"

"Yeah right, you megalomaniacal loony!" Montresor
yelled. "Like I'd help you, you algae-munching
troglodyte! How could Montresor help, the robot that
can't do anytthing right?" Montresor began sulking
again.

"Oops..." Kiburi-san said.

282. The gang got off the Œboat¹ and stood in front of the mountain.
Kiki pondered the sidekick plan then suddenly blurted out; ³Where¹s
Lapin?!
He was digging in the ice cream until he hit Icemon then, thenŠ²
<>
Kiki looked at Maiyuki; ³We have to go back and find him.²
³Why you want him anyway? He¹s just a stupid rabbit, not intelligent
like
me,² said Montresor. Kiki threw a bingo ball at the robot putting him
straight back into sulk mode.
There was a light whistling noise slowly getting louder like something
falling. The gang looked up and saw something small and white diving
towards
them. The noise then became familiar, an ŒEeepp¹ sound. Lapin landed
feet
first straight into a small hill of cream next to the group. Kiki
dashed
over and hugged the slightly dazed rabbit.
³Barf!² said Montresor.
³I¹m really going to have to fix that robot¹s attitude problem when I
run
tests on him,² said Kiki quietly to herself.
Kiki span round to the group holding Lapin in her hands; ³Friends, as
long
as I¹ve know this rabbit he has never puked in his life. Therefore I
think
with all three sidekicks eating away we can get out of here within
minutes.²

283. Monterossor and Taiwan looked at Kiki with what could best be described
as a
Look of well Anger.

"What's wrong with the Idea!?" she asked.

"I don't have a Mouth!" Montressor said.

"And I can't digest Things!" Taiwan said.

"Oh you can Just chew it up real good, and besides your Tounge does
have
Digestive Juices on it Taiwan" Ryu said.

"Okay Boss! I'll Give it a Try!" Taiwan said.

"Yeah, Besides Montressor, you can Just Disingrate it with the Blaster
in
Hacth 37" Kiburi said.
"Uh I'm usin that Hacth to store Terri's panties" Montressor said
Sheepishly.

"YOU MORON! NOW WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO!" Kiburi yelled.

"Relax oh Great one, I'll use the wind from the Lingerai Blower to Blow
the
Cake out of our way!" Montressor said.

Meanwhile Lapin was already eating it's fill...Or maybe now, it seemed
to
never lose it's appetie, while Taiwan and Montressor set to work..

284. After a long and Hard Trek through the ice cream, the Portal Lay
open...

All of our Noble heroes Went into it, not knowing what lay next.

They had come far together and now stood together as Friends, nothing
could
defeat their SteadFastness and Bravery, or their Loyalty
together.....((er
yeah right, we all know thats a bunch of Bull shit.))

Any way, on they flew through the portal until they landed on a Hard
surface. Ryu landed Face First onto a Stalctite knocking it in half.
Next
the Rest tumbled on top of him, Bonking him silly.

"WHO DARE DISTURBS MY SLUMBER!!!" a booming voice well...Boomed.

Our intrepid Adventurers Looked up to see a Large what appeared to
be...Dragon, with A Musty Tan Hid, a Large sinous Body spanning at
least 100
ft High, and 50ft long. It had Claws and Sharp teeth and Glowing yellow

eyes, but what was most Strange about it was the many letters that were

covering it's Tannish Hide.

It's Long Neck peered down upon them all and Asked.

"What is it that Thou hast Traveresed the Depths of this Cavern to
Beseech
me?"

It looked at them all, waiting for an awnser.

Meanwhile Ryu looked at all the pretty stars dancing around his Bonked
head.

285. The space rabbit was making good time eating at speed, but because
of
his size he only made one long rabbit hole that only Taiwan could fit
through. This did make it easier to knock down the cake and humor
mountain
as the skull and robot followed his lead. Montressor blasted most of it

away. The rest of the gang slowly followed behind, eating the odd bit
of
cake to make sure they followed the demon¹s rules.
Suddenly they saw light and came out the other end, well, they thought
it
was the other end.
³Made it,² smiled Genesis.
Kiki noticed the small hill of cream Lapin fell in earlier and turned
to see
their exit hole right next to the entrance hole.
Kiki picked her rabbit up by the ears; ³You took us in a big circle you

silly rabbit!²
³Now we¹ll have to start again,² moaned Sally.
³This time I¹ll lead,² said Montressor.

286. Montresor, by this time, had had enough.

"Yeah, I'm disturbing your slumber, you giant
prehistoric thing!" it yelled. "What'cha gonna do
about it, huh?"

"Montresor, I really think you shouldn't anger it..."

"Hah! I'll blast it to smithereens!"

Montresor fired, and a C-cup bra bonked the the beast
on its snout.

"Uh, master, I think I need an upgrade..."

"That's enough for right now!" Kiburi-san yelled at
the robot. Suddenly, though, he realized that...

Turning to the creature, he half-bowed and addressed
it calmly.

"Hello, Sir Creature. Would you by any chance be the
legendary Thesaurus?"

287. Mai stands slightly up in the air with her mime at her side and the
little
furry creature that scared off some devils for some odd reason. Mai
stood in
amazement at the massive beast before them. (allright so she wasn't
amazed
more like ticked off as usuall.)

"Danm it all. You mean we went through all that and we get a
spell-o-matic
with scales. I don't beleave this. Man there should at least be some
kind of
great treasures or something."

The great Dragon spoke with a roaring echo.

"Ah so not all of you seek knowlegde then. "

"Hey I just wanna pay that jerk Ryo back for what he did."

"Well I do have some things here lets see."

The Dragon reaches into his scaly hide were there aparently is a pocket
and
pulls out one used tissue, a tooth pick, some loose change adding up to
7
cents plus one button. and a ball of lint.

"What Kind of crap is this, Dragons are supost to have huge treasure
rooms
not some lose change and a button."

"What if I through in the ball of lint as well."

"You cheepskate."

suddenly the ball of lint began to wiggle as two ears poped up and two
little
wings on its back. Oddly enough it looks like a bigger version of the
fur
ball on Mai's head.

"What the heck is that thing."

"Oh thats one of the great elders of the tribe of dust bunnies that
live down
here. The demons hate them cause they make everyone sneeze."

Mai picks the little furball off her head.

"So thats what this thing is."

The elder Dust bunny spoke before her.

"That little one was captured a while ago by the demons you all saved
it. For
that we shall repay you with the knowledge you seek."

"WHOGIVESADANMABOUTKNOWLEDGEIWANTSOMETREASUREORATLEASTAWEAPONOFMASSDESTRUCTION
TOBEATTHATJERKRYO."
Mai pants is histria after yelling one long nonstopped sentence

288. "SILENCE!!" The Thesaurus called to those who beagn arguing.

"It seems thou hast had a Crisis of Faith about the Magnitude of my
Birthright, very well, I shall Give you a Demonstration."

He looked at Maiyuki and Montressorr.

"I shall take Montressor's name, throw out all of his Letters except
M,O,N,
and E, next I shall take the (Y) from Maiyuki's name and add it to the
end
to make MONEY!"

with that Montressor Bursted into a Pile of 100$ Bills.

Kiburi Screamed! His Best Friend (Well sorta) was just turned into
money!

Mai got a Devilish look on her face, but looked a Little paler then
usual,
She Ran toward the Money wanting to Grab it all But Kiburi Jumped in
Front
of her.

"Don't Touch Him!!!" He yelled, "Please! Change Him Back! Change him
back!"

Mai was about to use her Transform spell when suddelnly she relised it
didn't work!
"Hey what Did you do to me!" she asked.

The Dragon spoke. "I have rearanged the letters, the very pattern that
makes
up your being, since I stole a Letter from you Mai, you have lost abit
of
yourself, and by adding that letter to the right place, I was able to
Transform Montressor.But I shall Change things back to once the way
they
were!"

With that Montressor returned to Normal and Mai looked normal again.

"Now then What Problem is it you Face? Tell me and I shall Give one of
you a
small Fragment of my power to use on the problem."

289. "Before you go" said the Dragon,"you will need to know how exactly to
deliver the telling Blow to Ryo, you must Bainsh him to the Dimension
of
Infinate Squirrels, from which his mind will shatter and he will not be
able
to return!!!!" The Dragon roared.

"For this, it will take all of your combined Knowleges, Ryu's Magicl
ability, Kiburi mechanical knowlege, Kiki's Dimensiol physics knowlege,

Sally's Knowlege on Chinese Chi Lines for the right placement, Mai's
Transformative powers, and terri's ability to come up with Military
Grade
Hardware quickly..NOW GO!!" it Bellowed again to them all.

The portal stood open in front of our Intrepid adventurers, They began
to go
through, but Ryu stopped Before, Jumping through and gently tugged on
Kiki's
arm.

"What is it Ryu?" She asked.
"Kiki, before we return to my Brother's world I would like to um well
um.."
His ussualy pale pasty white flesh began to Flush with Color, the red
was a
stark contrast in comparison

"well, Ryu?" Kiki insisted.

"well when we step out Im going to get stupid again, and I was Just
wondering if you and I could um possibly...Go out on a Date sometime
Before
I Forget." He said sheepsihly.

((Insert Kiki's awnser here))

After that was cleared up they went into the portal, after traveling By
The
StarShip Enterprise, Jason Vorhethes still having Trouble with that
Chainsaw, the Demonic Nurse riding a Bicycle chanting I'll get you my
pretty's, a Giant Cupcake, a Few stray Freshman, and Finanlly a Lizard
man,
the Gang hit the earth..

When they looked up they were SHOCKED!!

They were laying in a Bed of Roses. Ryu immedietly began sniffing them
saying "ooh, pretty FLowers...Pretty Flowers for Pretty Kiki" he ripped
up
some of the Roses, which grew back immeidetly, and handed them toward
Kiki.

Mai's Uglyness had Returned, and then they looked around.

Flowers Grew everywhere, the Sun was Shining Brightly overhead,
everything
was Cheery! The Birds and Bees sung songs about sunshine everywhere!

People walked about with Huge Smiles seemingly plastered on their face,

every vechicle had been reduced to a Family sized pollution Free
minivan!

The Billboards showed that the Tell-atubbys had a Movie Coming out!

In short Facism was everywhere...But then they saw their school,

Instead of a school it was a Large White Pristine Castle, with Flying
Buttress and arches in a Gothic style mixed with Baroque Architecure!
The
Horror! The Horror!

They could see ton's of the Little Korea Fairy's flying around like
some
police force....

Ryo had gone to Far....

290. Sally was standing with the rest of the group, when a bunch of fairys
came
down wearing little blue police outfits.
"Hello! I'm sorry, but your standing in the flowers! You must be
punished!",
the lead fairy said in a cute tinkly voice.
Sally decided to try his hand at the power.
"I'll switch the 'l' in flying buttress and the 'r' from the fairys to
make
frying buttresses", Sally began as the castle burst into flames," and
failys!".
"Thats it we will punish you!", the failys said, but they failed to do
so.

291. Kiki decided to step forward holding Lapin in her arms like a teddy

bear. She was very interested in the power she had just seen and
decided to
explain.
³The problem is we are facing Ryo. He¹s an evil, well nice, well, yeah
evil
wizard who had similar abilities to your own and turned himself into a
TWINK.²
³You do know what you¹re wearing right?² asked the Thesaurus looking at

Kiki¹s playboy outfit.
³Hey listen to me!²
The Thesaurus grunted; ³A TWINK, I see.²
Kiki continued; ³We were told you were the only one who could help us.
Ryo
has already messed with Maiyuki¹s and Ryu¹s souls and when we go back
the
effects will probably re-appear, and after all this time he¹s probably
become more powerful and will do more damage.²
³And he has an annoying fairy with him,² added Taiwan.
The Thesaurus bellowed; ³I have found you worthy and you will all
possess a
small fraction of my powerŠ²
The group smiled.
³ŠHowever it will not last long. You must seek and stop this Ryo
quickly. I
will open a entrance back to you own world.²
The Thesaurus waved his huge arm and a portal appeared some distance
away
from the team.

292. Ryu just stared at the pretty Fairy's.. A small amount of drool came
off of
his lips in wonderment.

Taiwan stood by helpless, he couldn't take this anymore!! He had to use
the
small semblance of intelligance his master gave him. Thinking fast He
Hopped
ontop of Montressor.

"Hey Monty! Use that Blower of yers to Blow away the Fairys!" He barked
out.

"Good thinkin NumbSkull!" Montressor said as he began to Blast the
Fairy's
with Gale Force winds and pelting them with Laingerie ((Ack Im a
Terrible
speller!)) the Fairy's squealed as their little bodys could not stand
up
against the winds, and the Articles of undergarments trapped them
within..
They were blown away...

"All Right Monty!" Taiwan said.
"See Iam useful!" Montressor said to Kiburi.

"Not now Guys we have to get going!" Terri said taking out a Grenade
Launcher and blowing open a hole in the wall.

"ONWARD TO VICTORY!" She yelled, as the the troops ran in.

Inside of the room they entered they found a Bath house that was
beutiful,
flowing foutains and skylights, marble scultpures and wonderous soaps
from
all the corners of the world... Then there were..

Women...everywhere...not only everywhere but wearing provactive
swimwear as
well Kiburi began Freaking out, along side Montressor and Taiwan!!
Bells and
whistles went off for the Three, they began chasing the Girls, it was
Just
to much for their Highschool Minds.

Even Ryu who's intelligance had been reduced to that of a Banna Slug
could
Harldy resist the temptation of soft female flesh.

The Chase began with the Swimsuit/playboy Bunny/Skimpy outfit, Girls
running
away giggling while going eeek! From the males.((Sally, worshipping the

Femine Form as his/her Religion, was able to resist the temptation))

Above a Sign said "Harem! Free Females!"... Ryo had come up with a
excellent
plan to divert the men, it was up to the women to somehow get them out
of
their Lust crazed Funk!

Meanwhile The Real Korea appeared! Magical Girl outfit, Human size and
All!

"Give up now! Ryo is the Ultimate Master of this Realm! Give up now!
Espically You Kiki! Ryo has offered You a Place by His side as his
queen of
the Realm! Give in or prepare to be Bonked!" She took her stance
weapons out
and all.

293. Kiki¹s eyes lit up, and dropped Lapin on the floor. She never
thought
Ryu really noticed her.
³Yes Ryu, I would love to go out on a date with you,² smiled Kiki.
Ryu started shifting his feet nervously and blushed even more; ³We¹ll
sort
out a time after we clear this situation up, OK?²
Kiki nodded not being able to stop smiling.
Taiwan and Lapin looked at each other unsure about what was going on.

294. Kiki took Ryu¹s flowers and looked around, then remembered that she
was
still wearing her playboy suit.
³Now we¹re back in our own dimension this should work,² she clicked her

finger¹s three times again in triangle formation activating her
blackhole/wardrobe shortcut. She quickly flashed and came back with her

normal Sockomi clothes on again.
³Yeah, I¹ve got all my stuff back.
Ryu stood staring wondering how she did it.
The fairies had just finished putting the castle fire out and decided
the
gang were going to be trouble.
The lead fairy blew on a tiny trumpet calling reinforcements. The mass
of
fairies then made a wall with themselves; ³We must protect our master.²
Suddenly an attack squad of fairies flew towards the group.
³We have to get thought that wall!² said Kiki.

295. The guys were still chasing after the free females, not noticing
Korea.
Kiki started getting a bit jealous that Ryu was in with the group, even

Lapin joined in, and Teri wasn¹t happy about Kiburi-San either.
³Enough is enough,² said Kiki using her Thesaurus powers. She looked at
the
free females and saw their letters. Kiki made the ŒF¹ and the ŒE¹
disappear
turning the females into males. Kiburi-San, Ryu, and the sidekicks
skidded
to a halt. Guys in skimpy costumes, not a pretty sight. Seeing what
they
were wearing they quietly left the castle, leaving the team alone.
³ThatŠ² said Kiburi-San, ³Šthat¹s disgusting.²
Korea gasped; ³So you have the power of the Thesaurus. No matter you
are all
doomed.²
She took her stance again and pulled out a bow and arrow. (Akuzakin
Chacha
style)
The pink arrow shot across the room just missing Kiki.
³That was a warning shot! Surrender now!² said Korea.
Kiki, being the ultra genius that she is, quickly thought of a plan.
Kiki fell to her knees in front of Korea and clasped her hands
together;
³Please, don¹t harm us, we surrender!²
³We what!² yelled Maiyuki.
³Wait, I think she¹s got a plan,² whispered Teri.
³I will be Ryo¹s queen,² said Kiki.
Korea smiled and put down her weapons; ³Good, I knew you still liked
master.²
³I do,² said Kiki.

296. Mai floats shocked at Kiki's sacrafice.

"YOU MORON you actually think that if you go to him anything will
change.
Well I won't surrender before the fight even gets a chance to start. MY

powers may still not work on you Ryo but I have a feeling that your not

imprevious to yourself."

The group stands puzzled at what Mai just said Ryu is too ocupied with
the
girls flesh and Ryo finds Mai's threat rather humorous.

"Take this you jerk. Darkness form the ground below raise forth and
heed my
call. Come Forth and Protect us with your power."

A blast of energy rushes by Ryo but hits the ground near him missing
him
completely.

"Foolish girl you can't beat me like that. Shall I teach you another
lesson.
Maybe I should do more then damage your face."

Suddenly a dark hand reaches from the ground and grabs Ryo.

"Go get him shadow Oyr"

"Ah so you call my shadow very good. But you still need to work harder
girl."

Ryo lashes his hand out and a blast of magic energy shoots the shadow
dead
on. The shadow falls to the ground returns to its normal form.

"As I told you girl you can't beat me like that."

"Oh then I take it that only Ketchup."

Ryo looks down at his side and sees that he is indeed bleeding

"The spell was weak but you still got hurt by it. Okay folks listen up
strike
at his cut he is weak there. Once we weaken him enough we can send him
to the
other diminion."

297. Teri reached into the air and pulled out a colt 1911 with those
rubber darts that the police use to immobilize suspects. She aimed for
the wound and it lodged inside. Ryo spit it out.

"Well, that was certainly funky," Teri said, firing a couple more times
as he spit the rounds out again.

"I AM A TWINK!"

"Well then, i guess I've gotta change the NK in Twink with the T in
Bat, to make you into a TWIT!" Teri said. That wouldn't take much,
teri thought.

Out in the field, the star hitter for the Oshiba baseball team hit the
ball, and the bat shattered. It had been turned into a ceramic bank,
filled with cash.

298. While everyone else was confronting Korea,
Kiburi-san had another idea. Sneaking over to
Montresor, he pulled it away towards the back of the
school.

"Hey, O belligerent one, what's up?" Montresor asked.

"Do your extrenal speakers still work?" Kiburi-san
replied.

"I think so. Why?"

"I want you to check your music databanks for the most
obscene, radical, heavy metal music you can find. If
we play that, it might distort this magic enough to
cause a reversion to its normal state."

"Uh, I don't have a music database."

"Oh. You don't have any music?"

"I've got some, ah, other sound samples..."

"Like what?"

"Oh, nothing much..."

"WHAT?"

"Ok, ok, I have a few recordings of phone calls to
1-900-HOT-LIPS..."

"Hmm... Well, it's not much, but it'll have to do.
It should be bad enough to have a similar effect."

With that, he began walking back towards the front of
the school, the flowers and trees trying to uproot
themselvesa and flee from the sound of the recordings.

"I didn't know you could do that," Kiburi-san
mumbled to himself.

299. Ryo had enough, he started shrugging off the Letter rearanging
attempts
on him.

He Raised his Hand And Blast Kiburi with a Holy white Beam of energy,
smashed Mai with a Big Pink One ton Heart, used telekentic force to
throw
Terri into a wall. Stopped Sally right in the middle of a Kick by
freezing
time, grabbed her leg and chucked him against a wall, threw a small
shiny
object to Ryu who forgot what he was doing and began playing with the
new
toy, and had Korea distract Taiwan and Monty, and Mai's Pet Demon. He
reguareded lapin as harmless and let it be.

That left Kiki. "So you will not be my queen, well you don't have a
choice
IAM A TWINK!!!!"

"Why isn't the letter power working!" yelled Terri, groaning off the
pain.

"I don't know..wait a second! He's so much of a Twink That he can shrug
off
our single attempts since there only a fraction of the Thesaurus's
power!"Kiburi exclaimed.

"Meaning?" asked Sally.

"we have to consentrate our efforts together, then we can change him
from a
Twink back to normal, then banish him to the Dimension of infinite
Squirells!" Kiburi said.

"But what about Ryu! How can we Get his attention for long enough, and
get
him to relise what to do! He's a vegetable!" Mai said.

Meanwhile Ryo began casting His spell of True Love. "soon sweet kiki,
you
will be mine!"

300. ³Oh no, I ain¹t going out like that!² said Kiki.
Kiki pointed towards Ryo and ordered her rabbit to strike; ³Lapin
attack!²
ŠŠnothing.
Kiki turned to see Lapin staring at the shiny object with Ryu. Kiki
slapped
herself in her face and groaned.
Ryo put out his hand and a pink blast of True Love shot towards Kiki.
She
quickly rolled across the floor dodging the blast, getting up she held
up
her own hand and fired a laser. It hit Ryo and of course made not
effect
what so ever.
³You¹re cute when you¹re angry,² laughed Ryo shooting more pink blasts.
Kiki
jumped, rolled and teleported away from them.
³Guys, I can¹t keep this up,² said Kiki getting tired, ³do something!²
³We have to focus,² said Kiburi-San.

301. "That's easier said then done," said Sally.
"You know, I did have a plan of pretending to surrender so we could
attack
him off guard but no Mai had to be aggressive!" said Kiki.
"It's not my fault I thought you were giving up," said Maiyuki getting
out
from under the Big Pink One ton Heart, rubbing her head.
"Well just calm down, we can do this if we work as a team," said Kiki.
The group ran and hid behind a wall for a huddle, while they were
working
out a plan the sidekicks were still defending against Korea.
Ryo decided to just sit down and wait, thinking that he was fully
invincible.
A plan was figured out, using everyone's talents just as the Thesaurus
said.
Taiwan sailed across the hall and bounced off a wall; "Didn't hurt."
The group looked over towards Korea still fighting the robot and dust
demon.
"Right, so our new plan isn't disturbed, we first need to get rid of
that
magical girl," said Teri.
Genesis decided to stay behind the wall and hide.

302. "Okay, I'll try to get Montresor to distract her
while we bring this plan to completion."

Turning to Montresor, Kiburi-san laid out his plot.

"Okay, Montresor. Here's the plan. When I tell you,
grab Lapin and bring him over here. Got it?"

"Yes, boss."

Next, Kiburi-san turned to Korea.

"All right, I'm not that good at switching letters
around, but here goes. I'll take away the E, and
stick it on that fir tree over there."

He did, and the tree suddenly burst into flames.

"Now, we rearrange the letters that remain, and you
become... Okra!"

Korea suddenly turned into a vegetable.

"Now, Montresor!"

Montresor grabbed Lapin and dropped him on top of the
okra, which the rabbit quickly consumed.

"Okay, now let's beat this idiot once and for all!"

303. Ryo gasped at Lapin eating his ex-sidekick.
³This is it gang, it¹s time,² said Kiki opening a sub space pocket
behind
Ryo.
Kiki started instructing; ³Mai go!²
Maiyuki turned the flaming tree outside into a fire demon, which flew
through the window and started to fight with Ryo.
Kiburi-San gave a thought then his two clones appeared to help with the

distraction. He also called to Montresor who then played the
recalcitrant
recordings again but at full volume. This made it so Ryo couldn¹t think

straight while fighting off the distractions.
Teri kept trying to use the TWIT letters idea from before; ³Guys I need
your
help.²
The gang, even Ryu because Kiki put down some alphabet blocks spelling
TWIT,
concentrated on getting rid of Ryo¹s powers.
Ryo was starting to tire trying to fight off all these things.
³We¹re ready, Ryu turn my sub space pocket that¹s behind Ryo into the
portal
to the Dimension of infinite Squirrels!² said Kiki.
Ryu just dribbled.
³Please.²
Dribble.
³Pretty please Ryu.²
³Duhhh?²
³He¹s brain dead,² said Maiyuki.
Kiki had an idea, she ran up to him and kissed him right on the lips.
Ryu¹s eyes widened.
Kiki pointed behind Ryo; ³Over there, squirrels, squirrels.²
Ryu slowly remembered and used his magic. Kiki¹s black hole turned into
red
and brown swirling portal.
Sally stepped up and quickly did a roll.
Ryo knew what was coming; ³I only wanted to make the world a better
place.²
Sally did a flying kick hitting Ryo into the portal.
³No!² screamed Ryo.
With a flash Ryo and the portal were gone.

In the Dimension of infinite Squirrels Ryo was shoulder deep in furry
little
creatures. Then they all started squeaking.
Ryo¹s mind then snapped, he could no long pull off magic or defend from
the
power of the TWIT.
³DuhhhŠ²
Ryo slowly sank in the sea of squirrels.

Back in the real world Ryu jumped in the air; ³Yes, I¹ve got my smarts
back!²
Maiyuki smiled as her looks came back.
The castle then turned back into the high school they all knew andŠ
liked a
bit.
³We did it,² said Teri.
A bead of sweat passed Genesis¹ head. She came out of hiding; ³That was
so
cool!²
Suddenly Mr. Tren the PE teacher came from down the hall.
³Where the hell have you lot been?² he boomed, ³you¹ve missed a few
lessons,
but you¹re just in time for mine. Ha ha ha!²
Kiburi-San sighed; ³Out of the frying panŠ²
³Š and into the fire,² said Montresor.

304. Sally liked P.E. It was one of the few classes he was proficient at.
"Alright you little wimps, I've decided to be lenient and let you play
a
game. It'll be dodge ball.", Mr. Tren said smiling. Most of the class
was
left blinking in confusion.
"You will all have to climb ropes to dodge. And we will be using this",
he
said motioning towards a bowling ball. "To make sure teams are fair,
I'll
pick them.Hmmmm, Bruiser, Butch, Beefcake, Rocko, Betty, Veronica
Building-Smasher, and Pat will be on team one and the rest of you will
be on
team two."
A wall of muscleheaded jocks and super strong aliens sat in front of
the
motley crew and started breaking the bowling balls with their heads and

laughed loudly. The first bowling ball flew like a cannonball at Sally,
who
barely managed to duck under it. it left a huge hole in the wall.
Mr. Tren sat on a throne made of bent out of shape basketball nets.
"It has begun!", he said in a spooky Shang Tsung-esque.

305. Ryu shuddered as his wits came back and he relised what happened to his

brother.

"What's wrong?" Kiki asked.

"Oh, it's just the Banishment to the realm of infinte squirrels is a
horrible one, everyone who goes there, well there mind snaps within
mintues.." He responded.

"QUIT TALKING GET BACK TO WORK!" Mr.Tren yelled snapping a Bull whip at
the
students.

Mr.Tren was making the students shoot baskets, but instead of with
Basketballs, it was with Bowling balls, while suspened from climbing
ropes.

Ryu had almost fallen several times, since his weak frail form had
barley
been able to climb the ropes in the first place, let alone carrying a
bowling ball.

Sally seemed to be having no trouble at all, lugging a bowling and
being
able to climb to the top, shooting perfect baskets as well.

Ryu just sighed and hoped this class period would end, he still had to
claim
his Grandfather's fishing equipment.

306. Ryu dodged and ran around running from the many Bowling balls being
thrown
his way as Bricko Called out.."PELT THE DWEEB!!"

with that they began tossing their bowling projectiles at Ryu who ran
dodged
and jumped behind a weight set.

"Thats it! How Dare they Insult my Power!! "I have had enough!"

With that Ryu jumped up on the weight system, Arcane Energy flowing
around
him impresivouly.....Then he was hit smack dab in the head with a
bowling
ball..

He flew back smacked into a wall, then groggly stood up, noticed the
nose
bleed he had, then passed out from the sight of blood...

Taiwan leaped up in his "War Form" "MASTER!!!" he cried out cradling
his
unconsious form to his Rib cage as if his one true friend were Dead.

"NOW YOU WILL PAY!!!" Taiwan Yelled as all six of his arms started
chucking
Bowling balls at Nolon Ryan speeds toward the opposite team

307. Mai floats in the air above the heads of the rest of the class she
finds the
P.E. uniform a bit tight on her but her flying ablities allow her to
easily
dodge the swarm of dodge balls being thrown at her.

Mai lets out a yawn as the balls contiue to fly. Suddenly one hits her
dead
on in the back of her head. Mai turns quickly around to see who threw
it and
discovers that its the coach.

"Hey what you do that for."

"This is gym class, your supose to be working a sweet like the other
students. Not floating about taking a nap."

"Oh and just what will you do if I don't play with the others."

"I will fail you."

"As if I care."

"Okay how bout this."

The gym teacher reaches behind his back and drags Mai down with a
gaint
anchor.

"Now go do 20 laps around the school carring this anchor."

"But Thats Cruel."

"Thats gym Maiyuki."

308. Kiki was still a bit tried from the dodging and teleporting from the
Ryo
battle.
She was having a hard time avoiding the bowling balls being thrown by
the
one called Pat.
³She¹s a tough girl,² gasped Kiki as another ball pasted her head. Kiki

found a bowling ball on the floor and picked it up, her arms shaking as
she
did; ³This is heavy.²
Kiki came to the conclusion that she wouldn¹t be able to throw it at
the
other team so she held it in both hands while charging up a laser in
her
palms. The energy was released and the ball shoot across the gym hall
at an
impressive speed.
KA-BOOM!
³Direct hit!² said Kiki punching the air, Pat was laid out of the floor

stars spinning round her head. This caught the attention of the other
side
and they started to circle Kiki, grinning holding two balls each.
³Revenge,² said Bruiser.
Kiki saw a gap in the circle of muscle heads and ran to escape but she
slipped on the surface of the waxed gym floor and fell to the floor.
Kiki
looked up and saw the gap close. There was no escape, Kiki curled up
into a
ball and yelled; ³HELP!!!²

309. Kiburi-san dived to the floor, dodging a flying
bowling ball that left a large dent in the wall behind
him. Another ball hit Montresor head-on, and he went
spinning like an airborne hockey puck, barely missing
Tren and finally smashing through one of the upper
windows.

Turning to face the oncoming attack, he saw two
bowling balls headed striahgt for him. Too late to
dodge... almost. Kiburi-san decided to teleport at
the last moment, forgetting his problems with that.

When he reappeared, he found that his underwear was
upside-down on his head, and that the two bolwing
balls ahd decided to incorporate themselves into his
shoulders. Suddenly topheavy, Kiburi-san crashed to
the ground.

As he struggled to regain his balance, he heard Kiki
scream. Lurching to his feet to help, he overshot and
landed hard on his back. He struggled to a standing
position once more, but was unsure what he could do
about the situation.

Then, he realized the bowling balls might actually
come in handy. They looked almost like overinflated
shoulder pads on a football uniform... Football.
That gave him an idea.

This time gravity would prove useful to him. He began
to fall, and then screaming with all his might, he
began to run forward, plowing into the gourp of
marauders like a star running back. One actually went
down, amazingly enough, but the other smashed a fist
into Kiburi-san's stomach, sending him flying. He
smashed into the side wall of the gym and slumped
down, rapidly fading into unconsciousness. In the
background, he could hear Mr. Tren's maniacal
laughter.

310. Mai swears and growls a bit as she walks by on her tenth run and the
Gym
Teacher hears her.

"Maiyuki how many laps is that."

"Ten you lousy hitleristic freak." Wispers Mai

"Add twenty more for your comments."

"WHAT. grummble snarel grummble."

Mai continues on with her laps.

311. ³Thanks Sally,² said Kiki dodging another bowling ball.
³It¹s alright,² said Sally blowing on his knuckles.
Kiki grabbed on to a rope to climb out of the way of one of the jocks;
³It¹s
at times like these I wish I could fly.²
³I can help you with that,² said the Rocko.
Rocko then started shaking the rope and Kiki flew off across the gym.
Luckily she did a not so painful landing, skidding across the floor and

falling on her shoulder.
Kiki looked over and saw Kiburi-San knocked out against a wall; ³We¹re
getting are butts kickedŠ again,² then she saw Taiwan throwing balls
all
over the place, ³but we have a chance to come back,² added Kiki.
She then gasped as she noticed Ryu knocked out in Taiwan¹s rib cage;
³That¹s
it! No one messes with my friendsŠ and future date.²
Kiki ran over to the huge box, which contained all sorts of sports
balls.
She quickly grabbed one at random and threw it towards a few of the
jocks.
The red and white ball shot across the room and landed at Bruiser¹s
feet.
³Ha ha ha,² laughed the jock, ³you missed.²
Kiki groaned but then noticed the ball started moving, then it opened
in
half.
³What kinda ball is that?² said Kiki to herself.
Mr¹ Tren¹s eyes widened; ³It¹s a Pok?ball!²
Suddenly a Pikachu jumped out and said; ³Pika!²
Kiki was already reading a book on rare aliens and animals; ³Oh, I see,
it¹s
a pok?mon.²
She turned to the yellow rodent; ³Pikachu, thunder-shock now!²
Electricity charged up and shot out towards the group of jocks.
A few seconds later they were laid out on the gym floor scorched.
³Toasty!² said Kiki.

312. Kiburi-san staggered slowly to his feet. The
bowling balls had unincorporated themselves over time,
and had clattered to the ground. Around him, the
battle raged, a small yellow... well he could only
describe it as a sort-of-squirrel... in the center of
it all.

Realizing that the fight was almost under control,
Kiburi-san saw Mr. Tren trying to sneak away. He
hobbled after him, eventually catching up to him as
the door to the gym.

"All right, Tren, now you will pay for letting my
friends get beat up!"

"What? A little pipsqueak teenager like you? Don't
make me laugh!" Mr. Tren said sarcastically. "What
are you going to do to me?"

"This!" Kiburi-san yelled, extracting a back-up taser
that the ACOs had missed from his back pocket. He
pressed the button, but instead of an electric bolt
frying Mr. Tren, there was a low buzz and a flashing
red light under the "low battery" display.

"Should have used Energizers," Tren said, swinging his
fist.

Oshiba Hospital

"Don't I recognise you?" the doctor began. "Wait a
minute... You're that kid with the... er...
'knockout' girlfriend, aren't you?"

"Er, I gsh sho," Kiburi-san replied through
half-swollen lips.

"Well, well, well. You certainly got wroked over this
time. Who could do something like this?"

"Mr Phzschlf Edjicatsh teachurf."

"I beg your pardon?"

"Nvr mine."

The doctor looked closer.

"Well, son, it looks like both your lips are split
open. I'll have to stitch them up, but you can't talk
for the rest of the day or they might reopen. Got
it?"

"Mmrf."

"Good. All right, let's get started."

Kiburi-san's household

As Kiburi-san apprached the front steps, he noticed
Montresor sitting on the lawn its power drained. He
silently picked up the tattered metal hulk, went into
the garage, and began to work. Throughout the night,
neighbors were awakened by strange mechanical sounds.

313. Teri and Kiki drove in her Jeep to the mall after Teri told the
manager at Victoria's Secret that Kiburi had been injured.

"Well, Halloween is kind of a conglomeration of odd pagan ceremonies
and kids who love candy. Now, they go door to door asking for candy in
costumes, saying 'Trick or Treat," however only the teenagers really do
the trick part. The young 'uns are the only ones who usually are given
candy, however...."

"What a bass-ackwards planet," Kiki said.

314. After the Game, Ryu had retreated to the back football field in the
Dead of
night.

He puttered around, surroned by Magical Tomes and potions, as well as a
few
arcane symbols etched into the ground.

A Large bubbling pot sat in the middle of a Elder sign. Ryu floated in
the
air, on a pillow, while a Tome, twice as tall as he was, floated open
in
front of him.

Taiwan was in his "War Form" and was busy running errands and listing
to
Ryu's commands.

"Throw in the pumpkin seeds" Ryu said.
"Yes Master!" Taiwan replied.

"Now the Deadly Night Shade!" Ryu said.
"Yes master!" Taiwan replied.

This went on with various chemicals and ingriedents thrown in.

Everyonce in awhile Ryu would have to chant something and would then be

surroned by Arcane energy that would go into the pot.

He was certainly causing the clouds to act funny that were in his area.

"Soon Taiwan! IT Will Be halloween! The Day with the most Arcane energy

period! We must take advatage of it and be prepared!" Ryu said.

"Alright Master! What are we gonna do with it all!" Taiwan asked.

"Oh, it will be good taiwan, it will be good!" Ryu said.

315. After school it got dark quickly and Kiki was back at ŒPizza Stop¹
to
work.
³Good I don¹t have long, then I¹ll be off.²
Soon Teri turned up and saw her.
³Hi Kiki.²
³Hi. Say Teri what¹s with all the pumpkins dotted around the mall?²
³It¹s Halloween soon.²
³What? I don¹t get it,² said Kiki to Teri.
³Oh right, because you¹re an alien you¹ve never heard of it before.
Halloween is a sort of holiday on Earth and it¹s not that far off, just
a
few days.²
³What are the rituals?²
³Mainly dressing up in scary costumes and Œtrick or treating¹.²
³What¹s that?²
Teri groaned; ³This is going to be a long night.²
³I hate it when I don¹t know stuff, maybe I should get an Earthling
encyclopaedia on CD-ROM,² then Kiki lowered her voice, ³or put that
plan of
checking Montresor¹s memory into action, I do want to know more about
people
around here.²
At this point Kiki started doing her mad laugh and Teri looked a bit
worried.
Emma, the owner of Pizza Stop walked up to Kiki; ³There you go, your
shift¹s
over.²
³Thanks,² said Kiki jumping over the counter to Teri.
³Hey Teri, I¹ve got an idea, let¹s go see how Kiburi-San is doing at
his
house.²
³Huh?²
³Yeah, and you can tell me more about Earthling holidays on the way.²

316. Teri and Kiki finally got to Kiburi-San¹s house and they both
knocked on
the door. Kiburi came out of the garage.
³Oh there you are,² said Teri.
³What were you doing in the garage?² asked Kiki.
³Just fixing Montresor,² said Kiburi-San.
³Yeah he has been beaten up quite a bit lately hasn¹t he.²
Kiburi nodded; ³Well I¹ve fixed him now and added some new equipment.²
He looked at the girls standing outside; ³Err, why don¹t you come in.²
The three went into the house and into the living room.
³Where is Montresor by the way?² asked Kiki.
³Probably in the kitchen.²
A glint appeared in Kiki¹s eye; ³Oh, Kiburi-San may I use your
bathroom?²
³Sure, it¹s out that door and down the passageway.²
³Thanks,² said Kiki running out the room.
³She must be desperate,² said Teri.
In the kitchen Kiki saw the robot floating next to the fridge.
Kiki put her hand into her inside pocket and pulled out the item to
capture
Montresor, a pair of her own red panties. The robot¹s optical receptors

widened and started grunting and charging up for a dash like a bull.
Kiki
waved them up in the air; ³Toro, toro.²
The robot flew in the air, grabbed the panties, and flew right into one
of
Kiki¹s sub-space pockets.
As it closed capturing the robot Kiki staring giggling again.
Kiburi-San
came in to see what the noise was about; ³What¹s up Kiki?²
³Ha ha, nothing really, I just got lost trying to find the bathroom,
but
it¹s OK now. I just remembered I have something important to do, tell
Teri
I¹ve left, see ya.²
Kiki then jumped in her own black hole and was gone.
³Strange,² said Kiburi walking back into the living room.

317. Sally was at his locker looking through his costume truck.
"I've got to have the best costume in the whole school....", he said
viewing a skeleton mask, "I'm dressed up all the time! Hmmmm, maybe a
butterfly! No I already did that. A monster? Too normal....Cat girl?
Thats just asking for trouble....".
Sally started sifting through his costume trunk, unable to decide on a
proper costume. Until finally he found.....

318. Maiyuki found her self very tried after the 30 laps that the gym
teacher made
her do but now it was time for some fun. Mai has spent the past few
days up
late watching shows about this thing called Halloween. The idea of kids

roaming the streets as monsters didn't work well with her nethier did
the
concept of getting candy. But the demon in her couldn't help but enjoy
the
chance to play a trick on poeple.

"Now lets see I need to look like something no one whould suspect as a
trouble maker."

Mai cast her magic on herself changing her cloths into several costume
atempts. Once to a Godzilla costume, Once to a magaican, once to a
witch, and
once to a cat suit. But none pleased her. She then looked on her little
dust
bunny form hell.

"It might just work."

Mai cast her spell once more this time on her dust bunny. The two
became one.
Mai's face was all that appeared through the head of the bunny suit.

"Heeee No one will ever expect the bunny." Mai says with a grin.

319. Ryu put the finishing touches on his spell formula.The clouds swirled
overhead around him and moon turned Blood Red.

Ryu looked up.."(Sigh) the Moon was suppose to be Black not Red....Oh
well."
He went back to finishing up the the chemicals in the Cauldron..

"Hey Master! What are we gonna do!?" Taiwan asked excitedly, bouncing
up and
down.

"were going to...to Get Revenge of course! Thats what we always do
Taiwan!"
Ryu responded.

"Oh, but um, I thought that you had turned over a new leaf and stuff,
yanknow, yer gonna go out with that Kiki chick right?" Taiwan asked.

"Well, yes, But In the Buisness of Evil, Revenge is always
first!...Plesure
second. Actully I take great plesure in dishing out revenge, but that's

besides the point!" Ryu said.

"Ob, but um, who exactly are you going to take Revenge on? I mean you
already got it on yer brother, you already took revenge on Kiburi, who
else
is there?" Taiwan questioned.

"Um...I Don't know!...That's it! We'll take revenge on the entire
Student
Body!!!!!" Ryu maddly belted out.

"But um what about yer friends boss?" Said Taiwan.

"Friends?...er I don't have friends except for you my foam
companion."Ryu
stated.

"But um aren't you gonna go out on a date with that Kiki girl, I mean
doesn't that make her your Friend?" Taiwan again questioned.

Ryu sat down with his Hand under his chin."Well I suppose it does...But
what
about Revenge!" Ryu yelled.

"Er, I don't know cheif, yer the boss." Taiwan shrugged,which was very
impressive without having a body and all to do it with.

"Well, unless otherwise, I guess we'll have to have revenge."Ryu
stated.

"What are we gonna Do Master!?" Taiwan soon became Giddy, being a
creature
of Darkness ((Sorta)) Taiwan loved the idea of mischief.

"Quickly my Overly Large Eyeball ladened friend, take your war form and
grab
the pot of Voodoo Juice, were going to the Oshiba Cemetary!" Ryu
commanded
taiwan.

Taiwan complied and lept into the air, taking his siz armed 9ft tall
skeletal form, he grabbed the cualdron with ease and lugged it on to
his
shoulder.. Off the two walked, heading toward the cemetary..

Of course Ryu not having a liscene, had to take a Bus, so they both sat
at
the bench..waiting..waiting..waitng for the Bus to arrive....

320. After a few minutes, the girls left, leaving
Kiburi-san alone with his thoughts.

"So, it's Halloween again," Kiburi-san though aloud.
"Hmm, what should I do thyis year... Well, I'ts been
a while since we had a mecha around here so... I'll
create a halloween robot!"

Sitting down to his workbench, he began to work
through designs.

"Let's see, the flaming polycarbonate pumpkin head
goes here, the giant mechanical servo-fangs go here,
stink bomb launchers down here, TP cannon on the
shoulder... yeah, that ought to be about right."

Setting the plans aside, he went to work. After a
while, Montresor wandered in.

"Hey, master... What's that?"

"It's a halloween robot."

"You're kidding."

"Not really. Here, you can do the final welding."

"Okay, okay." Montresor whipped out a blowtorch from
a newly installed compartment and began welding.

In a few minutes, the robot was ready for a test run.

"Okay, it should be big enough for a person,"
Kiburi-san began, whipping out a remote control.
"However, I'd better test it remotely first."

So saying, he pressed the first button. The robot
immediately took off at a run, and disregarded the
next remote commands.

"Come back here!" Kiburi-san yelled, but the robot
kept running. It eventually left Kiburi-san in the
dust, and took a heading towards Oshiba High School.

321. After the breif stop at Kiburi-san's house, Teri headed home in her
Jeep, deciding what costume to use this year. She had gone as all
kinds of crazy un-Teri things in the past... hippie, vietcong, bunny,
etc... however, this year she wanted to do something else.

She rooted through her footlocker and pulled out a few things. Aha!
she thought. This is it!

322. Kiki was in her sub-space lab remembering to close all entrances
off, so
Lapin wasn¹t anywhere near the place to accidentally blow anything up.
Montresor looked like he was asleep on a table. He was hooked up to
Kiki¹s
laptop and many other machines. A few Virtual Video Windows hovered
around
the robot. Kiki was nearly finished checking his memory for her thirst
for
knowledge.
³Back log,² said Kiki to herself pressing a few keys on her laptop,
³hmmm I
haven¹t seen her before. Let¹s check the file, Pleanty Moore. Blah
blah, her
three sizes, naughty robot. What¹s this? EVA¹s. Oh dear, poor girl.²
Kiki decided to close the file and move onto the next; ³Hey there¹s one
on
me, time and date I crashed here etc etc. Has it been that long? I
haven¹t
fixed my ship yet or continued my projects. I¹ll work on something to
fix
that later.²
Kiki had now finished the memory part and was just looking at the
robot¹s
misc files.
³Most of these have protection on them. Especially with this hatch that

contains Teri¹s panties, and mine now come to that matter. They were my

favourite red pair too. Oh well.²
A new window appeared.
³File 1AD,² read Kiki, a file menu appeared on the new window, ³a poem
to
piss Kiburi-San off.²
Kiki pressed her enter key and some lines popped up:
[Kiburi-San and Teri-Chan sitting in a tree, K I S S I N GŠ]
Kiki laughed and closed the file.
³File 1AE, plan for putting a CCTV camera in the girl¹s shower room.
Maybe I
should delete this file.²

The file was gone.
³File concerning Sally,² Kiki read on, ³There is a 25% chance that she
is
actually a guy.²
Kiki stopped reading and then laughed; ³Silly robot, it¹s files must be

corrupt. I¹ve hacked the school computer and seen the school files on
her
myself, she¹s a girl.²
Kiki then deleted that file as well.
³Actually there¹s a lot of corrupt parts here, but I guess that¹s what
makes
his personality.²
Kiki then went on to delete the last few minutes of Montresor¹s memory
so it
wouldn¹t remember being Œborrowed¹ by her.
³And that way he won¹t know about my panties,² said Kiki unhooking the
robot
and opening a white hole.
Back in Kiburi¹s house a black hole appeared in the kitchen and Kiki
threw
Montresor out. He suddenly came back on-line but just missed Kiki.
Kiburi-San came into the kitchen; ³There you are, where have you been?²
³I¹m not sure,² said Montresor.
Kiki sat in her lab still worried that she hadn¹t done much work since
crashing on Earth.
Then an idea dawned on her; ³I know how I can do more work and save
timeŠ²
Kiki then started teleporting equipment into an empty basement in the
school.

323. After a annoying Bus ride Taiwan and Ryu had reached their target, The
Oshiba cemetary...

Off the bus they stepped, ryu paying the driver in exact change,
stepping
off ryu could not help but say, "My word Taiwan! Did you not notice the

wierdo's they had on the bus? it's getting to where a decent civilian
cannot
even take the local mass transit system!"

with that they stepped in, Taiwan holding the cauldron overhead.

All around the cemetary there were of course, Graves, as well as spooky

noises and neat myst.

"Taiwan, set the Cauldron over there." Ryu commanded.

Taiwan followed suit and obeyed his master's orders, with that Ryu
pulled
out a Book titled "Baron Lacroix Zombie makin' made easy!"

Ryu leafed through it until he came to the right page. "Ah, now this
will be
a Halloween to Remeber. Hmmm, it says after Ive created the formula, to

sprinkle it upon the graves, and let set for a few days, on the night
of
halloween, the zombies will rise!" Ryu grinned happily and turned to
Taiwan.

"Sounds easy enough, well Taiwan, get to work and pour that Juice!" Ryu

chimed excitedly.

"You got it boss! hey maybe I'll see one of my friends!" Taiwan said as
he
went about pouring the Zombie juice onto the graves..

324. Beep beep beep beep beep beepŠ
Kiki¹s laptop appeared in front of her making the noise.
Kiki however was on the basement floor asleep. She woke up to the
beeping
and pressed a button on the computer.
³Damn, I fell asleep, how am I supposed to get all my work done if I
don¹t
have enough time? Oh wait, I¹m trying to fix that now aren¹t I.²
Kiki looked around the basement at the equipment and tools she had
brought;
³OK, I¹m nearly finished, all I need now is a human sized container to
complete my invention.²
Kiki teleported outside the school and looked around. A bus went by but
she
ignored it, then she saw what she was looking for; ³There! That
telephone
box that will do perfectly for the container part.²
She went up to it then sighed; ³But how do I move it?²
Then her laptop teleported next to her again beeping.
³Oh yeah, I forgot about that, let¹s see now.²
Kiki tapped some buttons wondering what the warning was.
[Unidentified target heading at point 0.00]
³Zero point zero, zero would be where I¹m standing, so that meansŠ²
Kiki turned to see Kiburi-San¹s Halloween robot running straight
towards
her.
³What the hell is that?² said Kiki quickly jumping out of it¹s way. The

robot slammed into the phone box knocking it to the ground.
ŒLucky,¹ thought Kiki.
The mecha then continued its random running leaving Kiki; ³I wonder if
it
even noticed me? It did look scary, must have something to do with this

Halloweeny whatcha call-it.²
Kiki then teleported the phone box to the basement and was about to go
herself but then decided to follow the mecha.

325. Kiki slowly jogged into the cemetery panting.
³I lost it, where did that robot go?²
Kiki checked her laptop and lost the target on the digital map as it
went
into the school; ³Ah sod it, I¹ll check it out tomorrow at school.²
Too tired to teleport, Kiki was about to walk back to the school¹s
basement
to finish her invention, when she noticed Ryu and Taiwan. The stars
with the
moon, now a shade of pink slowly turning back white, were the only
things
lighting her way.
Ryu was so busy reading his book he didn¹t notice Kiki until she was
right
next to him.
³What ya doing?² she asked.
Ryu jumped.
³Nothing bad I hope,² smiled Kiki.
³Hmmm no,² replied Ryu.
Kiki didn¹t seem to notice Taiwan pouring something on the graves.
She was too busy trying to think of how to say what she was going to
say.
Kiki had never had a boyfriend before, not even on her home planet so
she
was a bit nervous.
³Err Ryu, do you remember asking me out before we came back from the
hells?²
³Yes.²
³WellŠ when, err where err,² Kiki pulled on her collar, ³I don¹t know
much
of Oshiba, so where do you want to go?²
Ryu was silent for a bit.
³Maybe a cinema or something, it¹s up to you.²
<>

{After Ryu¹s answer}
³OK Ryu, I¹ll see you later at school,² she said walking out of the
graveyard.
Kiki yawned and looked at her watch; ³I¹m going to sleep.²
Instead of going to her ship she walked down to the school¹s third
basement
and went to sleep. A deep sleep at that because she didn¹t hear any of
the
noises made in the above rooms by Kiburi¹s out of control robot.

326. Kiburi-san sat in the garage, pushing an electric
probe around the innards of the remote control.

"Something must have gone wrong with this... but
what?" Kiburi-san wondered.

"Boo!" yelled montresor, a sheet draped across its
metal frame.

"Go to Hell, Montresor. I'm busy."

"Fine, but I need Ryu for that."

"You know what I mean."

"Oh, and by the way, I want to be called Monty from
now on."

"Wrap a large constricting snake around yourself and I
might consider it," Kiburi-san shot back.

"Ah, you're no fun."

"Yeah, well. Can you go look for the halloween robot
or something?" Kiburi-san replied. "Here's a
transponder, just slap this on the robot and I'll
track it from there."

"Right-o, boss. I'll try and scare so0me little kids
along the way too."

"Okay, but no gratuitous use of underwear."

"Awww, boss..."

"No."

"But-"

"No."

"Oh, fine." Montresor spun and left the basement.

"Excuse me, old chap," said an english gentleman in a
suit and bowler, stepping out of a london police box
with a flashing blue light that had mysteriously
appeared in teh conrer of the garage. "Have you by
any chance seen any Daleks around here?"

"And who are you?" Kiburi-san asked.

The man looked around the room.

"Well, this certainly doesn't seem to be picadilly
circus. Sorry to trouble you." The man got back in
the box and disappeared.

Kiburi-san thought, returning to the remote.

327. Teri walked towards the high school basement as Kiburi-san walked
out.

"Thought I'd run into you here," Teri said.

"Uh...why?" he said, thinking that he'd been busted on the mecha suit
thing.

"I dont know, just ESP I guess."

"So..what're you doing for a costume?"

"Well, you remember what I wore to the dance?"

"Yeah?"

"Well, I was thinking of wearing exactly the same thing I wore then,
without the dress..." Teri said nonchalantly.

Kiburi-san crumpled to the floor.

"I'm just messing with you.. The real costume's a secret. Until the
day."

Kiburi san moaned as he stood. (This is killing me! I'm not gonna be
able to sleep until I find out.) he thought.

328. Ryu was overjoyed! He Found a Girl who Liked him..actully liked him and

wasn't a Demon!

However, due to what he called his "Villianious integrity" he did his
best
to hide his elation.

"Well, yes, that sounds like a splendid idea Kiki. a Cinema it is...now
the
question is, what would we see, Being a proper Gentleman it's my duty
to
leave that to you for it is the Ladies choice"
((End reaction))
Taiwan was threw down the pot after pouring it's contents from the
graves
and approached his Master.

"Hey Master? Ya think I could land a Date like you?" He asked
exictedly.

"Oh I do not know Taiwan, why your perfect date could be just around
the
corner.." Ryu said..

Suddenly out from the corner came Kiburi's runnaway Mecha! It Slammed
through a wall, ran over the gate around the cemetary, plowed through
several Tombstones, then ran into Taiwan carrying him off with it.

"Wow, there's something you don't see everyday" Ryu remarked, returing
to
his zombie buisness.

329. Mai hops along town in her bunny suit getup a can of paint in one hand
a tool
box in the other. She comes across a house and stops. Right next to the
house
is a red one. Using her magic powers she is able to quickly switch the
color
of the two houses and to make it even worse of a joke she switches the
plates
where the two addresses are placed. Suddenly someone heads up to the
red
house and pauses.

"Hey wait a minute this isn't my house?" Exclaims the man.

The man soon walks to the blue house passing Mai in plain site.

"Oh hello there Ms.Bunny."

The man opens the door to the house only to hear screams and have a
broom
come crashing down on his head.

Mai moves on to perform more miscif. This time she has a marker and
goes
around writing stupid and drawing all over the faces of passers by. But
still
goes unnoticed. She even draws all over the face of a police officer on
duty
unnoticed.

Evenutally she makes her way to the cemitery where a small group morons
of
the the loss of Philp B. Dead. Mai sneaks behind the tombstone and
starts to
moan.

"OHHHHHH, Let me out. Let me out. I'm still alive. Let me out. Mai
begins to
bang on a board near the grave with her moans get louder. The small
group has
huddled together as they shake in fear.

Mai soon cast a small spell to cause the earth to crack under the feet
of the
group which caused the group to jump up four feet in the air and dash
off
screaming all the while clinging together in a massive pile.

Mai fell to her back laughing. But her luaghing stoped when Ryu and
Taiwan
caught her eye.

"Now lets have some real fun smirked, Mai." as she ran between graves
so Ryu
whouldn't see her. She quickly cast a spell making her voice sound like
Kiki
and using Vantriliquism Made Easy. She threw her voice into an open
grave.

"Oh Ryu how I've waited for this day. I'm here my love come to me."

Ryu and Taiwan stand their heads turning each way. To see where Kiki
was.

330. Ryu heard Kiki's voice calling out his name. It seemed she wanted him
for
something, but where was it coming from?

"Taiwan? Where is Her voice Originating from!?" Ryu asked perlexed.

"Im not sure master, er, maybe here?" Taiwan ripped into a grave taking
out
the casket and shaking it around."No, she's not in here.." He said.

Taiwan kept repeating the process, until about 5 minutes later he had
unearethed a good portion of the cemetary.

"Somebody is making a fool of me...I Don't like it either." Ryu said to

himself.

With that he lifted his hands into the air and called out "Great
Enochian
Elder Gods! Gift me with the knowlege to see the cause of my
annoyance!"

A Strange eerie green light emenated from Mai's Hiding place.

"Hey That's Cheating!!!!" Mai said angered as she flew out of her
Hiding
place.

"Well well well, if it isn't the Demoness herself! Using your Parlor
Tricks
again are you!" Ryu grinded his teeth annoyed.

"What's the matter Loverboy? Can't take a joke?" Mai said mockingly.

"No I can't! You got me all exiceted for nothing!! the question now is,
what
to do with you!" Ryu reached into his pocket and threw a prayer card
upon
the ground, suddenly all around him a green penetegram appeared
lighting
underneath him in the moonlight.

"So Demon! Are you feelin Lucky? Taiwan Here now my loyal Henchmen Let
our
Reign of Evil be Reborn!"

Taiwan ran toward his master taking a defensive postion in front of him
as
Ryu cakcled madly, all around eerie green light began to emenate from
the
graves and caskets...........

331. Mai watches from her hiding spot as Ryu begins to raise the dead. Mai
little
dust bunny freind breaks away their disguise and decides to rest on her
head.

"Oh please the dead Like I have anything to fear form them all I have
to do
is stay out of thier reach."

Mai takes off into the sky and goes behind a cloud bank to rest.

"Yawn thats enough pain and torment for one night might as well let
those
stupid humans deal with Ryu's zombies. As long as I'm up here no one
can
bother me."

A plane flys by.

"And to your left folks you can see a flying girl and her pet bunny
aren't
they cute."

The dust bunny sits on Mai's head as she sits puzzled at what to do.
Then it
hits her. She grabs her pet and looks at him.

"I never did name you did I little guy"

The dust bunny asnwered no and Mai looked puzzled.

"What should I call you. Chibi -me . No. Dirtball. No. It has to be
something
that says how well we work together pulling pranks. Thats it Itazura
(Itazura: Japanese for prank). My little Itazura."

Mai watches as lights go on and screams are heard as the zombies invade
the
town.

"I'll just wait here till everything blows over."

332. Kiburi-san looked up from his work when he heard
an odd scratching at the outer garage door. Assuming
it was just a dog or something wanting to come in from
the cold, Kiburi-san pressed the opener button, and
the door slid up to reveal half a dozen dead people
staring back at him.

"Great costumes, guys!" Kiburi-san began, reaching
forward to shake hands. "I didn't realize you were
all dressing up as-"

The first zombie bit the remote in two.

"Hey, what the hell are you doing?"

The rest of the zombies began moaning incoherently.

"Wait a minute... You're really dead, aren't you?"

The zombies began shuffling forward.

"W-w-well, then... how would you like to meet..."
Kiburi-san said, turning slightly.

"Mr. HOT SOLDERING IRON!" he yelled, thrusting forward
with the device as though it was a dagger. It burned
a hole in one of the zombies, who didn't seem to
notice. Taking advantage of their sloth, Kiburi-san
clicked the garage door closed, then ducked under it,
around the zombies, and began running down the street,
the zombies shuffling after him.

"This is going to be a looong night," Kiburi-san
muttered, trying to extricate his zap-gun.

333. Kiki was in the middle of the crowd of zombies looking distressed, when
a
skeleton jumped at her. Kiki started to scream. It wore a blue bonnet
and
dress and a large sheep herder's staff. A small skeletal sheep followed
it.
It grinned menacingly then ripped it's face off.
"Hey Kiki, great costume huh?", Sally squeaked jumping up and down."Did
I
scare you? Say who are all your friends?", Sally said as the groaning
horde
advanced.

334. Kiki walked up the steps to the school but before she reached the
main
doors her laptop appeared in front of her again.
³What again? I just want some sleep. I¹m going to have to turn this
thing
off unless something really important happens.²
The computer screen mentioned something about strange energy reactions
and
unidentified targets.
Kiki noticed a shadow casting over her, she turned around and came face
to
face with a zombie.
Kiki screamedŠ and then whacked it on the head for scaring her.
³Don¹t do that!² yelled Kiki.
The zombie groaned menacingly.
³Uh oh, I think I got it mad,² said Kiki stepping back holding her hand
up.
Zap!
Kiki shot a laser straight through the zombie¹s chest leaving a hole
with a
repulsive smell coming from it.
Kiki¹s face turned blue; ³I think I¹m going to be sick.²
Even with it¹s new hole, which it wasn¹t aware of, the zombie closed in
on
the girl.
³That¹s it, I¹m outta here,² said Kiki quickly running like hell down
the
street.
She then ran into a group of other zombies and turned to run in the
other
direction.
³Where did they all come from? What kind of planet is this?²

335. Mai sits up in the cloud banks as screams and shouts of terror fill the

streets below but she seems board with it all and decides now is a good
time
to get a little rest and dream of tricks to play on people in the
future. Mai
begins sleeping with Itazura resting on her stomach. A slight breeze
blows by
and sends a chill down Mai's spine. She grabs the nearest cloud and
uses it
like a blanket.

Nightmares strike Mai's dreams and she begins to attack in her sleep.
One of
her spells hits a large cloud and the cloud begins to let out a down
pour
with massive crashes of lighting. Mai though finds the storm to be
relaxing
form where she is and goes back to sleeping peacefully but the storm is

causing a huge mess on the ground as some areas of town begin to flood
and
lights go out.

336. Kiki stared at Sally¹s ŒScary Little Bo Peep¹ costume, then
remebered
what was happening.
³They¹re nothing to do with me,² said Kiki, ³they¹re really zombies!²
³Oh,² said Sally, ³where did they come from?²
³That¹s what I was just thinkingŠ² Kiki cast her mind back to Ryu in
the
graveyard, ³Šbut I have an idea who brought them here.²
Kiki threw a dust grenade on the floor blinding the zombie as she
dashed out
grabbing Sally with his sheep.
When they were down the street Kiki let go of Sally and started
walking,
since these zombies weren¹t that fast.
³Where are we going?² asked Sally.
³To the cemetery to check something out.²

337. Kiburi-san ran into an anonymous local pachinko
parlor, gasping heavily. To the dismay of the
cashier, he zapped the lock on one of the machines,
catching the balls in a large bag as they spilled out.
He rushed back out a few seconds before the zombies
became visible, slowly shuffling down the block.
Shooting at them vainly with his zap-gun, Kiburi-san
decided to try and back-track to his house. It was
the only place with the materials he needed for his
plan to work. Well, actuially, he didn't really have
a plan, but he figured that he had enough stuff left
at the house to come up with one. And, for some
reason, pachinko balls had seemed useful at the time.

338. Ryu sat outside in the middle of the downpour smiling.

"Ahh, this is simply perfect, It's Raing, and Ive already seen that the

Heroes are on their way to smite the Evil Necromancer! Everything is
going
accoriding to plan!" Ryu smiled happily.

"You are the Greates Evil Genius Wizard in the World, nay Universe
Master!"
Taiwan supported.

"Yes, but Now I'm all wet, I'll simply turn the rain off." with a
Gesture,
Ryu simply stopped the rain that was pouring over the cemetary, making
a dry
bubble of air, because of this change in weather, a thick Fog rolled
out
from the cemetary as Ryu's zombie legions milled about.

"Yes Yes Yes! Now I need a Castle for The Hero's to come and
Storm..Hmmm
well we got alot of stone here from the tombstones and caskets for some

wood, It will be a small castle and will probably fall apart under a
cannon
attack, but it will Suit my "Evil" image!"

Ryu began chancting again as the stones and earth and wood around began
to
form a small tower rising high into the sky, after about 20 minutes it
was
complete. Ryu then began setting up spells to fortify it with.

After completio Ryu climbed the many steps to the top floor and and set
u a
throne for him with ritual penetagram on the inside.

Ryu took his seat."Okay, Evil Tower, Check. Undead army, Check.
Powerful
servant?" Ryu looked at Taiwan in his war form "Check. Zombies
patrolling
lower castle levels, check. Demon Guardian, Demon Guardian..I don't
have a
Demon Guardian!..Where am I going to Find a Demon Guardian at?"

Ryu rested his head on his hand and looked out the window, there in the
sky
was a sleeping Maiyuki....

"Aha! Demon Guardian, Check! And she's asleep so i can weave a Binding
spell
on her!"

With that Ryu began to get on alchemical formula and drew penetegrams
on the
floor, after all, Binding a Demon was incrediably hard! But this one
was
sleeping!

Ryu then used a TK (Telekenesis) spell to genty guide her into his
temple
and place her in the middle of a pentegram surroned by lit candles and
a
peice of each of the 6 elements Earth,Metal,Fire,Water,Air, and Wood.

His chanting began..soon..very soon the heroes would arrive and see his

Tower, notice the Undead army and Face his Challenge, after all It was
His
job to be the Villian!

339. ³Huh?² Sally looked up into the air, ³The rain¹s stopped.²
³We¹re here,² said Kiki standing in front of the slightly trashed
cemetery
gates, ³I¹m guessing we¹ll find the answer to the zombies here.²
Sally was just about to say something when he saw a ghost. The small
white
ghost hovered towards the two students.
Sally couldn¹t speak and Kiki turned around just in time to come face
to
face with it, she jumped a little.
³Why you turn round?² asked the ghost, ³I was just about to scare the
living
day lights out of you.²
Kiki recognised the voice of the ghost; ³Montresor, is that you?²
³Yep,² said the robot with a sheet over it.
³What are you doing here and where¹s Kiburi?² asked Kiki.
³I¹m looking for this mecha while generally scaring early trick Œn¹
treaters
and the boss is at home.²
³Doesn¹t he know about the zombies?²
³What zombies?²
³Š Never mind.²
Kiki then noticed a few kids across the street, then Sally¹s outfit,
then
Montresor¹s. She then felt a bit left out, having no costume. She
opened a
small black hole and took out an early project in a small flask.
³What¹s that?² asked Sally.
³Something I made for a party that I¹ve now missed back on my planet.²
Kiki drank the formula and in a cloud of dust she suddenly had big
cat¹s
ears on her head and a tail.
³A cat girl costume,² said Montresor, ³I like it hee hee.²
³Don¹t I look CUTE!² said Kiki getting giddy.
Sally smiled and nodded.
³Anyway that¹s enough Œservice time¹ let¹s get back to the plot,² said
Kiki.
³There¹s a plot?² asked Sally.
The three looked up at newly constructed castle in the graveyard and
stepped
in. Before them where countless of the un-dead.
Kiki hovered a glowing light ball in her hand, ³Let¹s go then.²

340. The zombies had thankfully left his house when
Kiburi-san returned to it. Sitting down at the
kitchen table, he surveyed his equiptment: a large
supply of pachinko balls, a zap-gun, a battery-powered
soldering iron, and a .22 starting pistol loaded with
blanks, the only weapon the ACOs had left behind on
their last raid.

Staring at the meager equiptment, he had a sudden
flash of insight. Pulling out his hyperdimensional
library card, he materialized a large stack of
necromancy books. Sure, he had failed completely last
time, but if there was a spell to make zombies, there
should be a spell for making them just plain dead
again.

After a few minutes of page-flipping, he found a spell
that looked promising. It was written in an archaic
script, but it appeared to read "de-animation."
Reading the spell in his most commanding voice,
Kiburi-san drew the requisite pentagram on a sheet of
lined note-paper.

Nothing happened.

Rturning the books dejectedly, Kiburi-stared out of
the window in despair. The night was dark and cold,
the moon hidden behind a large tower stretching up
into the night sky. The cicadfas chirped eerily
and...

Wait a minute...

Giant tower?

A few minutes later, Kiburi-san had stuffed his
backpack with the supplies, and was running out the
door at breakneck speed. Hopping into his flying
saucer, newly returned from the repair shop, he was
soon creeping along at 20 Mph towards the Oshiba High
Cemetery.

")*(#&^$(*^ Lousy repair shop," Kiburi-san muttered,
trying to warm up the devestator ray with little
success.

341. Ka-pow!
Sally karate kicked a zombie while Kiki blasted a group of them. Of
course
being the un-dead they did the living no favours and kept on coming.
Montresor decided just to watch.
³Do something you lazy robot,² said Kiki.
Montresor just ignored her as he watched an object come into view over
the
horizon.
A mass of zombies grouped together slowly moving towards them. There
was a
loud noise as Kiburi crashed his saucer on top of the main body of
zombies.
There was an almighty Œsquish!¹ as the un-dead got knocked back
underground.
The saucer¹s door opened revealing Kiburi-San.
³Arrrgggh! My God it¹s hideous, take the mask off it¹s not Halloween
yet,²
said Montresor.
A blast from Kiburi¹s zap gun flew past the robot keeping him quiet.
³What¹s going on?² asked Kiburi.
³You saved us the trouble of defeating all the zombies, that¹s what,
thanks,² said Kiki.
Kiburi looked at the bottom of his saucer; ³Yuck, zombie slime.²
³I think we¹re storming that castle over there,² said Montresor.
³How¹d that get there?²
³Only one way to find out,² said Kiki.
The castle loomed above...
"Kiki, is that a tail?" asked Kiburi.
"Shh, you're ruining the mood of the scene."

342. "Eeew zombie slime...", Sally groaned as he wiped it off his costume.
"This stinks of Ryu...", Kiburi said with a tried look.
"What do you mean? Ryu is very nice and wouldn't, HEY!", said as
Monstresor snapped her bra strap. Everyone then clobbered him.
"Hey lets just get going to the big spooky ominous castle of unknown
origin.", Sally squeaked. They all began to walk towards the
graveyard, past the breakdancing monsters and brain demanding lawyers
(with legal papers). As they came near, a zombie tapped sally on the
shoulder.
"Floooowurssss...", it said as it raised some wilting daisies. Sally
then realixed he was stil wearing the skeletal bo peep costume. Sally
ran down the road as a horde of love struck zombies ran after him.

343. Mai's eyes staggered slowly awake as she relised she was not sleeping
in the
clouds anymore..

She looked around and noticed her little Dust Devil Tied up and in some
kind
of Force Field while an Omnious Figure stood in the shadows..

"HEY YA BIG BOZO WHAT'S THE IDEA HERE, Hey wait a second?" It was then
Mai
relised she was laying in some kinda pentegram with candles lit around
it.

She tried to walk out but was repulsed by some kind of Force..

"Who are you?" She asked.

Ryu stepped out of the shadows, but he was dressed diffrently, he had a
long
green cape and his hair was all combed back instead of it's usual
spikyness.
He looked regal and..well evil, Mai however, was not impressed.

"Oh Jeez Ryu would you get off of this Magic user Power trip
PULEEEZZZ!" she
said.

Ryu looked angry "Shut up! It's the only thing I got goin for me.
Besides
your my Demoness now!" He cackled.

"What do ya mean..?" she asked.

"Well I bound you to me while I was sleeping, since your not a TRUE
demoness
it was alittle harder.." he said, looking out the window.

"Bound to you? What the hell are you talking about?" She stated.

"well it goes something like this, Any time I get hurt you will feel
the
pain twice fold, but it's not vice versa, so it is in your best
interest to
help me!" Ryu said Gidddy..

Mai just looked more and more angry at every second.. "Oh trust me,
it's in
your best interest, look, all you have to do is stall the people making

their way toward the castle...Then I'll release the spell." Ryu said,
what
he didn't want Mai to relised was that he was lying, the spell would
wear
off in an Hour anyway. He hoped it would be enough time..

"Your not dressed right though.." Ryu raised his hands and chanted
directing
the energy toward Mai.

In a Flash her costume had been changed to a tight fitting two piecie
She-Devil Bikini! The top and bottom were connected by a thin mesh like

material, and even had a Demon Tail! At her head were a pair of tiny
rubber
Horns.

Mai again looked angry.."YOU LITTLE PERVERT!" she said.

Ryu's face flushed red.."Er, it's distractionary Tactics! Now shoo I
have
much to prepare for, for when our friends arrive!" Ryu released the
Force
Field and turned to Taiwan giving him some orders..

344. Mai stands tall on the tip of Ryu's tower her body unable to move but
her
face is showing great furry for her situation. A cold wind breezes by
causing
Mai to shiver do to the smippy devil outfit Ryu put on her is not very
warm
for this kind of night. Below Mai can see as a bunch of people begin to
swarm
the castles gates. They come holding tourches, pitchforks and pikeaxes.
They
are yelling for the castle gates to be opened so that they can stop the
flow
of zombies the two of them have released during thier little fight.

"You will keep them from here at all cost, demon girl." Ryu says.

"Like hell I'll obey you. You prevert."

"Oh is that so."

"Yeah"

"Do the Macarena."

Mai is helpless to Ryu's orders and does the dance agianist her will.
Just
the plain site causes a few of the villager to run in fear.

"I...can't ....stop ..it....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."

345. Kiki watched as the villagers banged at the huge castle gate.
³Funny how the townspeople waited for us to get rid of the main bunch
of
zombies before they attacked.²
Above on the tip of the tower Mai continued to dance.
ŒStrange,¹ thought Ryu, his head out a window, ŒI didn¹t think I had
complete control over her, I was just messing when I said to dance,
must be
luck.¹
Ryu looked down at the townspeople.
³Demon girl,² said Ryu to Maiyuki, ³stop dancing now, it¹s getting
scary.
Now use that little transform spell of yours on them down there and
then
make sure the rest don¹t get in. I am going back inside to continue my
plans
with Taiwan.²
Mai stuck out her tongue.
³And remember I have your little dust bunny so don¹t mess,² laughed Ryu
as
he ducked back in.
Maiyuki grumbled and waved her hand sending down pink rays of light
turning
all the townspeople into different types of animals.
³What is going on?² asked Kiburi as a chicken flapped past him.
³Not again,² said Sally.
³How can the same shit happen to the same girls twice,² mumbled Kiki.
³So how do we get in?² asked Montresor.
³If Teri was here we could get her to call in some napalm or something,
but
since she¹s not, leave it to me,² said Kiki.
She stepped towards the huge gate and started charging up a powerful
ball of
energy in-between her hands.
Maiyuki looked down; ³Damn it, I¹m not bothered but I have to protect
that
jerk.²
Maiyuki started to fly down.
Back in the castle Ryu¹s belly rumbled; ³Hmm, I¹m a bit hungry.²
Outside Maiyuki had reached the ground where the students were and her
belly
growled; ³Arggh, I¹m starving.²
"Mai's in costume too," said Kiki still charging up.

346. Maiyuki stands on the ground as a cold wind blows by a crowd of
students
stand ready to attack at moments notice. When suddenly a brust of
lights
explodes from the tower. A massive TV screen shows up and huge search
light
hit upon Mai as she stands. Her should begins to move with a smooth
beat and
she burst into a amzing dance step that would cost too much to produce
in
this story. But at least we can tell it envoles a bunch of corinated
dances
100 singers all in key 50 water fontains, a massive display of fire
works and
5 dancing elephants.

The crowd stands in a frozen shock. Even the zombies have stopped
moving.
Meanwhile Mai seams a little upset about the whole affair.

"THAT JERK HE'S GOING TO PAY WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS."

A bright light of rage starts to build around Mai as she goes into the
next
dance number but this time its seams to be one the audience decide to
become
a part of as the music of the dance seems to hypnotis the men into pure

brainless zombies helplessly watching the dance. While the women seem
to be
becoming part of the act without thier concent.

Ryu watches as an evil luagh comes over him. Tawian moves in to capture
Kiki
so the two can get on with thier date.

347. Ryu had finally finished his plan. Mai had done a great job as a
distraction, he just hoped she wouldn't kill him after such an
endeavor.

"Well it's ready, she's done her part, I'll release the spell on her"
with
that Ryu chanted with a greensih aura around him as the spell was
released
on Mai.

He then stopped the zombies as well and unlocked the door to his
Wizard's
Tower.

The students were stunned as Mai regained her Free will, and all of the

zombies dropped, well like corpses!

"I guess we should go in." Kiburi said.

"HELP ME!!!"" Kiki in her now cat female form said as Taiwan grabbed
her and
began scaling the outside of the tower until he was at the top floor
and
jumped in through the window.

"We have to save her!" Squeaked Sally in her Skeletal Bopeep costume.

With that the students ran up the steps of ryu castle and up onto it's
final
floor.

What they saw next shocked them to their core!
There in front of them was a set-up for a Perfect Halloween Dance!!!
Banners, with a DJ with very large speakers, a table with refreshmants
and
even school chapornes running corny Halloween games!

"Well now that you are all hear, you have seen the Fruition of my plan,

welcome to the Halloween Dance! Mwahhahahahahahah!" Ryu laughed evily.

Taiwan came in through the window, Ryu looked over and saw his Dream
come
true..a Beautiful girl with Cat Ears and a Cat Tail. Ryu's Eyes bugged
out
of his skull, his tounge rolled out, he got a bloody nose, then
promptly
fainted.....

Taiwan looked over and saw the Girl of his Dreams!! A Cute little
skeletal
Girl with nice Bones in a Bopeep costume! He threw kiki to the floor
and ran
after Sally yelling "Hey Baby Come here!!"

The rest of the students were left to their own devices and music began
to
play and the horde of npc students began to dance...

348. Mai stands as a massive glow of red hot light raditates from her. Now
that
the spell being on her has been broke she is free to do as she will and
her
will is to bring down the castle the only way she nows how. Mai reaches

behind her back and pulls out an atomic hammer the size of a small
double
wide trialer that she chucks towards the tower. But she failed to to
take the
quality of the building materials and the shear pain causes her to
bounce up
and down. The shaking builds her anger even more as things around her
being
to spontaniously combust into flames.

349. Kiki sat up and Œmeowed¹ in discomfort, her tail rising above her
head.
³Didn¹t have to drop me so hard,² she said to herself, ³should have
used my
trick copy.²
Kiki then looked at her surroundings, more students coming in and
dancing.
The music, which was quite haunting, stopped as Tetsuya thumped the
music
box. The track changed to a more rocking tune.
Kiki saw Ryu not far away and crawled over to his unconscious body.
³Hey Ryu, Ryu. Wake up.²
<>
³Poor Ryu,² said Kiki, then on another thought, ³I wonder if they have
any
milk at the refreshments table?²
Kiki¹s cat ears twitched and then suddenly a loud noise crashed outside
the
dance hall. The doors burst open revealing Maiyuki balancing on top of
Kiburi¹s Halloween mecha.

350. Mai rage has reach full power. Her anger has got to a point where a
redish
light engulfs the area that surrounds her.

"Ryu, you no good, Backstabbing, perverted, lush little jerk. How dare
you
humiliate me like this."

Light begins to go from red to pure blinding white and a loud hum is
heared
surrounding Mai as the energy continues to build. Ryu who has been
laughing
maddly as he stands with Kiki.

"You mess with me and you get burned, pal."

Mai engery rockets up towards the sky and hits a nearby cloud. The
cloud lets
out a huge eprution of lighting and begins to take the from of a giant.

"Now your going to get it ryu."

The gaint stands there staring at the castle.

While ryu and Kiki as well as a few of the last remaining bystanders
run
around screaming.

"Now Cloud Gaint squish that puny little castle and that good for
nothing
jerk, Ryu."

The gaint suddenly grabs Ryu and brings him up to his face. He then
reachs
down and grabs Mai at the same time. With quick and sudden actions he
starts
playing with the two like a three year old and his set of toy cars. He
even
is making a motor sound.

"Damn it gaint I command you to stop."

Gaint "Vrooommmm."

The gaint bangs Mai and Ryu together a few times cuasing the two of
them to
get knocked silly.

351. Kiburi-san looked at his surroundings in
disbelief. Amid the dancing people, a strange-looking
creature was bashing Ryu's head against the sopund
system's left speaker, while Kiki watched in
amusement.

As Kiburi-san did what was predictable for him in the
situation (i.e. pull out his zap-gun and lay waste to
large chunks of masonry), a skeleton in sheep's
clothing ran behind him, screaming loudly. Turning,
he noticed Taiwan charging towards him in full battle
form.

Jumping backlwards to avoid the attack, Kiburi-san
tripped over an exposed cable, and smashed his head
into the last speaker that was still working. Taiwan
tripped over Kiburi-san's prone body, and crashed into
the giant, who began to roar in pain. Sitting up,
Kiburi-tried to ignore the electric crackling in his
head as he tried in vain to think up a decent
solution.

352. Ryu was being smacked around by the Giant made of air as more and more
Choas
erupted from underneath him.

He had had enough trouble. The rage built inside of him and he released
it
in a Giant wave of Arcane energy Flooring everyone in site.

"ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD IT! I TRY TO DO SOMETHING NICE AND IT ALL TURNS TO
CHAOS!!!" with that the air demon bellowed at him.

"TAIWAN! SICK EM!" Ryu cried.
"Right away boss!" Taiwan chimed, tackling the air Giant.

"NOW THEN! EVERYONE IS GOING TO GET ALONG AND HAVE A GOOD TIME AND
THERE
ISN'T GOING TO BE ANYTHING ELSE THAT IS GOING TO RUIN IT!" Ryu
puncutated
this by stomping his foot.

With that he sighed heaily, wiped his brow and walked up to the roof of
his
new home. There he sat down on the edge away from the party.

353. 'Well, the undead seem to like my costume...', Sally thought while
running from Taiwan. Sally jumped on top of one of the speakers and
looked
around the room. Crickets chirped as spiders wrapped a few of
the students in webbing. The most excited people there(not including
those flinging blasts and arcane energy) were gently rocking back and
forth to the music. Sally thought the party could use a little
lightening up. Sally grabbed a cord and swung it like a lasso, wrapping
it
around Ryu.
"Since your running the party, you'll be the first to sing!", Sally
said in
a squeaky voice and a bright smile as he held a microphone in Ryu's
face.

354. Everyone stood silently watching Ryu waiting for him to start some
singing. He stood nervously as Sally wheeled in a karaoke screen set up
in
front of him.
The crowd started chanting; ³Sing, sing, sing!²
³I almost escaped until that warrior woman Sally caught me,² sighed Ryu

still wrapped up in the cord.
Kiki decided to help and jumped on the stage next to Ryu grabbing an
extra
microphone; ³Come on Ryu it will be fun.²
³Fun?² said Ryu.
Bouncy music started and words started appearing on the karaoke screen.
Kiburi¹s Halloween mecha was dancing happily, it seemed that it was
only
looking for a Halloween party and accidentally picked up Maiyuki along
the
way.
As Kiki and Ryu started singing the Japanese version of ŒTalent for
love¹
(A-la Tenchi Muyo) the crowd started dancing and cheering. Ryu got his
wish,
everyone was having a good time.
(Don¹t know about Mai thoughŠ)

355. Ryu sat singing, he could not belive himself, he was singing..and
having a
good time.
He looked over at Kiki who had the guts to help him out.She was a
vision of
lovilness, Ryu really though about how well she balanced out his
somewhat
erratic nature with her own brand of eccentricity.

Soon the song ended only to be replaced by the Cherry Blossoms in Bloom
((My
Fave song on the Tenchi CD!)) after it was over he turned to kiki.

"Oh Kiki, you are the most wonderful creature ever to Grace The
Tellerium....I want to somehow pay you pack for all your kindness to
me..Name whatever you want, and I will do my best to aquire it for
you.."
Ryu said.

Taiwan shed a Tear from his oversized bulbous eye. "The master is in
Love.."
Was all he said.

356. Mai stands puzzled by the whole turn of events wondering what happend.

"No sense. The whole thing made no sense."

The Giant returns to the clouds and the mecha goes off to terroize some

helpless village as Mai stands alone. Suddenly she feels a tug on her
leg and
turns to see Itazura raising dust as he dances to the music.

"Well I guess I can let him have some fun for now but the next time we
cross
paths he will learn the power that is mine to control."

Mai walks out into the sunrise as the rest stay singing and dancing the
night
away.

357. Kiki wrapped her cat tail around Ryu and shrugged up against him.
³You don¹t have to get me anything, just remember that we have a date
tomorrow at the cinema.²
Ryu nodded trying not to look too deep into her sparkling eyes, in-case
he
got another nose bleed.
Kiki released him then said; ³OK, after school tomorrow, I¹ll wait
outside
the school for you. Since I don¹t know this town much.²
³Tomorrow then,² said Ryu.
Sally dodged again as Taiwan crashed past and into a wall.

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