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The Sixth Day (12/10/99 - ??/??/??): Title To Be Determined
Contents: The Mimi Episode, TBA
Last Updated: 12/21/99 4:40 PM

357 (continued): The next morning Kiki woke up in the school basement. She suddenly felt

happy; ³I have a date with Ryu today and I can get this machine
finished.²
Kiki decided to skip the first lesson of the day and continue with her
work
humming a happy tune.
Lapin hopped down the stairs and watched Kiki attaching the phone box
to the
rest of her invention. The rabbit also noticed that some chemicals from
the
above floor were leaking onto a small part of the machine making it
glow. If
he could talk or even understood that it was dangerous, Lapin would
have
warned Kiki, but a space rabbit is a space rabbit. Dumb.
³I¹ll get this done in a jiffy,² said Kiki whipping out a blowtorch and

tapping away at a computer that was attached to the machine.

358. Mai sits in class. A few other girls have shown up but many students
have
decided to take the day off and skip. Suddenly a weird lady in an apron

appears by poping out of the oven the girls all look in shock while Mai
sits
trying to keep Itazura in that air by blowing at him.

(Note: The Teacher is 1/4 Julia Childs, 1/4 Martha Stewert, 1/4 Martha
Brady,
and 1/4 Possed human.)

"Good Morning class. Today we are going to try our hands at making
delicous
delicacy desserts. Each of you will be given your own receipe to make
your
finals will be detrimined by taste."

All of the students go up and grab a card Mai goes last and pulls a
card only
to grimace when she looks at it.

THE CARD READS

The bearer of this card must make a five peice wedding cake, Strawberry

Surprize, Lemon Maragan Parfeit, and 12 dozen sugar cookies. Due at the
end
of the day.

"Just how the heck am I supost to make this in a single day. The
receipe
calls for 5 days of cooking."

"Well Then dear, YOU DON"T MIND IF I FAIL YOU."

Mai in fear agrees to try and make the dishes given. She watches as the
other
students finish off making ice cream sundays and jello. Itazura begins
to
dump sugar and cream to make the icing while. Mai works on trying to
get the
cake mix set and place cookies in the oven.

Meanwhile

"MMMmm delicious Karin, you too Hitome. Now lets see all thats left is
Mai
and her dish."

Itazura starts the blender only to lose control and start spinning all
over
the counter. Meanwhile Mai gets an idea.

"Thats it."

Mai begings to build up magical energy and chant a spell.

"Oh sand across time. Winds that bring change. Heed my summons and halt
at my
words. Time Freeze."

(For the next five Days will all be done in 5 mins of time)

"Now I have all the time I need. I think I'll start by taking a nap."

359. "Ahhhhhh...", Sally said in a relaxed squeaky(?) voice as he leaned
back in his chair. Shop class was one classs that Sally truly enjoyed.
You didn't have to use much math or English skills and you got to
make things. Sometimes you could just slap something together from a
few blocck of wood and stilll get a good grade. Sally had created most
of
his arsenal here at his old school and figured this school
wouldn't be any different.
"Sally, what do you call that?", the limbless teacher of pure psionic
energy
asked pointing at Sally's project.
"It's a wooden suit of armor, Mr. ZXCRKXCRXCCX", Sally squeaked with a
close
approximation of static to pronounce the teacher's name.
"It's Mr. ZXKRCXCRXCCX. And besides a wooden suit is bulky, can't
really
protect anything, and would probably hinder someone in a fight more
than
help. B+", the static Klingon pronounced.

360. Ryu sat in his First Hour class, aptly entitled....[Advanced Class for
those
Smarty pants Kids] In the class beside him was Kiki, and Kiburi.
((Though
ryu is not a scientific genius his smarts is a 6 and he has other
skills
pertaining to intellect))

Ryu sat thumbing through a book entilted [Demons, and how to deal with
em]
by Alister Crowley Jr. He began thinking of ways to Deal with Mai, when
he
noticed Time had stopped.

"Hmmm, somebody is messing with time, luckily the High amount of
magickal
energy inside of my body, has shielded me from the effects"

He stood up and looked around. "Now it's either Magic or Science" he
put his
thumb into the air and judged. "Feels like magic"

With that he immidetley began walking around, looking at everyone in
Frozen
motion.

"If I were the more leacherous type I would use this oppertunity to go
into
the Girls Locker room and have myself alook around.................Oh
what
the heck!" Ryu ran into the Girls locker room, camera in hand. After 5
minutes of picture taking he continued on his quest.

Soon he came upon the home ecenomics room and saw her their..Mai,
making..a
Cake?

"Your the one who did this didn't you! It's not right to mess with the
time
stream..Put it back!"

361. Mai wakes up from her nap and runs back and forth putting more desserts

together.

Ryu walks in and starts complianing of the time spell. But the teacher
stops
him at the door.

"This class is for girls only I'll have to ask you to leave or you will
pay
dearly."

"Yeah right what the heck can you do to me if I'm not in your class and
not
breaking any school rules then you can't do anything to me."

The teacher reaches behind her back and pulls out a flower covered
apron.

"Very well if you insist on being in this class you will have to work.
You
must help Mai on her final or you will be taken to the Vice Principles
office
for you perverted behaviors."

Mai and Itazura create a gaintfire ball as they try to make the
Strawberry
Surprize. The sprikler system goes off and causes great anger to Mai.

362. ³Where is it?² asked Kiki to herself as she searched the cupboards
in
the ŒAdvanced Class for those Smarty pants Kids¹ room. As she looked
around
Kiki thought she saw Ryu a moment ago but he left the room at the speed
of
lightŠ or something.
POOF!
Kiki disappeared in a cloud of dust for a second then reappeared.
³What the hell just happened?²
Kiki checked herself, her cat tail and ears were gone; ³Oh yeah that
potion
wore off. Oh well.²
Kiki opened another cupboard then held up a small device that looked
like a
baby¹s rattle with springs sticking out of it; ³I¹ve found it, now I
can go
back downstairs and finish my machine.²
Kiki¹s laptop was beeping madly and it¹s time and space alarm was going
off
every five seconds instead of every five minutes.
³What¹s up with this thing, it¹s like it¹s going faster than everything

else.²
Kiki tapped a few times on the laptop and it spewed out a load of paper
with
information on itŠ and kept spewing very fast.
Kiki crawled out from the pile of paper and read part of it.
³Someone messing with time huh? Well, I haven¹t got time for this,²
Kiki
then held up the rattle thing, ³but I will very soon.²
Kiki ran down to the basement but if Mai or Ryu saw her she would have
looked like she was going very slow due to the time warp.

363. Kiburi-san sat down in the Advanced Class amidst a
sigh of boredom. If the assignments were this bad in
an advanced course, he didn't want to imagine what
regular coursework was like. Of course, in those
classes, the kids weren't doing any sort of work that
he could see...

Ryu suddenly bolted up and disappeared from the room
in a blur. Kiburi-san though, Largely ignoring it, he
looked over to see Kiki pounding on her laptop with
superhuman speed before also disappearing.

"Hey, Montresor, do you have any idea what's going
on?" Kiburi-san asked.

"I think it has something to do with a lateral
doppler-shift utilization frequency device
application..."

"Never mind. You're beginning to sound like one of my
textbooks."

Montersor shut up without comment, which was a
surprising occurrence.

"Still, I ought to find out what's going on. Two
people just disappearing like that..."

Kiburi-san thought as
he teleported.

He materialized in the middle of Mai's wedding cake,
his socks molecularly intertwined with his hair, and
his boxer shorts protruding halfway out of the face of
his digital watch. The cake, unable to support his
weight, collapsed inwards, causing Kiburi-san to
collapse to the floor, covered in dollops of cake and
white icing.

Kiburi-san looked up at the peeved faces of Mai and
Ryu, or at least he assumed so, gievn that they were
blured by rapid motion, and said, nonchalantly:

"You wouldn't happen to know what's going on, would
you?"

364. Ryu looked shocked as Mai and his Hardwork was turned into so much mush

before their Eyes.

He looked over at Mai, who likewise was very very teeded off!

"You little Loser! When I get through with you, you'll wish You
were...were...oh Im just going to do something very nasty to you!" mai
said
charging up a bolt of energy.

"We slaved over this cake! we actully worked and you, you just ruined
it!"
Ryu said getting angry himself.

Kiburi stood up, covered in cake goop smiling trying to look innocent.
He relised that he had just messed with the two most metally unstable
kids
in the school.

"Hey guys, were all Friends, why don't we just talk this out?" He asked

backing up slowly.

Ryu and Mai advanced upon him.

"Hey Ryu look it's kiki in a bikini!" Kiburi yelled pointing off in
another
direction.

"Where!?" Ryu asked, turned, and collided with Mai, both fell into a
pile of
limbs and cake crumbs with a CRUNCH!

Kiburi was already out the door.

365. Meanwhile, off in the distance, the terrifying sound of Disaster Area,
the
galaxy's wealthiest and loudest heavy metal rock band, could be heard.
It
was being played by a decent saucer holostereo, but still wasn't
shattering
windows on the streets of Osaka.

{I need a better amp and better speakers, that's all there is to it,}
thought the driver of the saucer. {It's not loud enough. I can still
hear
myself think!}

{I wonder if this new school is anything like Richard Nixon High
School?}

366. Kiki suddenly looked up at her invention after putting the rattle
device in;
³I wonder if the weird time warp that¹s going off will effect this?
Maybe I
should fix it.²
Kiki opened a blackhole and started rooting around in it.
She pulled out her arm and out came a teddy bear; ³Err no this isn¹t
it.²
Kiki threw it back in and then pulled out a small device that looked a
bit
like a computerised pencil with a ball on the end.
³Like so,² said Kiki pressing a button.
Suddenly a massive blue shockwave (like something out of C&C: Red
Alert)
blasted across the entire planet readjusting any time distortions.
³Narr, I invented that years ago when my little brother was messing
with
time,² smiled Kiki.

Mr. ZXKRCXCRXCCX asked Sally to get some extra wood from one of the
other
classes.
³Hmmm OK,² sighed Sally leaving the classroom.

Kiki had finally finished her invention.
Kiki then swung around and pointed to her machine; ³This is it LapinŠ²
The space rabbit looked vacant.
³ŠI call it the Double Booth!²
Kiki laughed maniacally then started explaining it to Lapin. ((He won¹t

understand but Kiki likes explaining stuff.))
³With this I can clone myself so I can do more work, go out with Ryu
and be
in two places at once. I¹ll be able to fix my ship and continue my
experiments in double time!²
Kiki pressed a few buttons on the panel next to her then excitedly
jumped
into the phone booth part of the Double Booth. She closed the door and
tapped in a number for a pizza delivery. Instead of getting an answer
from
the other end the whole booth glowed blue then green. The glowing
stopped
and Kiki stepped out.
Kiki then pulled off the largest burp she had ever done.
³Whaa, small side effect,² Kiki stood quiet for a second, ³seems to
have
worn off now.²
Kiki then checked the panel; ³Yes, it has all my data. Let¹s make
another
me!²
Kiki pressed a few more buttons and the phone booth began to glow
again.
WHOOSH!
Blue and green light splayed out filling up the basement. Kiki stood
steady
as the light became a wind. Suddenly it died down and the colours were
gone
to revealŠ Kiki!
The original Kiki inspected her creation. The new Kiki didn¹t look
quite
right. She did look the same but her clothes were a darker colour blue
than
hers were with a 'Ying-Yang' badge on instead of a red triangle. But
even
more noticeable was that her eyes and hair were brown instead of
purple.
Kiki turned away from her clone and back to the panel; ³I think I¹ve
done
something wrong...²
Kiki was then on the receiving end of a hyper-dimensional hammer.
³Too right you¹ve done something wrong,² said the clone standing over
Kiki,
³you¹ve just created me. Ha ha ha!²
The clone then picked up a goop gun from one of the basement shelves
and
shot Kiki. The goop dried and, like bubble gum, stuck Kiki firmly to
the
floor. The clone started to walk off but then looked around the
basement in
puzzlement; ³But what went wrong with the machine?²
She then spied the chemicals from the above floor leaking onto the
machine.
She watched it glow eerily; ³I see. Oh well, bye-bye sis, I¹m off to
take
over the world, like evil villains do.²
Kiki was still knocked out.
Lapin watched as Kiki¹s clone walked up the stairs laughing.
In the hallway Kiburi was walking after a run from Mai and Ryu.
Kiburi-San saw what he thought was Kiki coming up from the basement.
³Hey there,² he said ³like the new hair colour, you dye it or
something?²
³Out of my way,² said Kiki¹s clone calmly as she reached inside her
pocket
and took out the goop gun.
³?²
Kiburi was now stuck against a wall; ³Hey Kiki!²
The clone gave a nasty look as if the name insulted her then started
walking
off towards a classroom; ³And my name¹s not KikiŠ²
³Huh?²
³It¹s Mimi.²

367. Off in the distance, the sounds of Disaster Area drew ever-closer to
Oshiba
High School. They were mercifully cut off at the end of the "Greatest
Hits" album - but not before the first floor windows shivered.

{I need better speakers, and maybe a better power plant for the
saucer,}
Phoenix thought as she parked her saucer. {I hope the shop teacher's
cool.}

368. "Why does this always happen to me?" Kiburi-san
moaned, trying in vain to pry himself loose from the
goop. He knew the stuff would wear off eventually,
but by then, kiki or mimi or whoever had hit him would
be long gone.

"Rrg, no one goops me and gets away with it!"

Thinking fast, he almost contemplated teleporting...
but then remembered what happened the last time. He
hoped that Ryu still wasn't in a lynching mood.

Suddenly, another thought whacked him across the head.
Teleportation wasn't his only power...

Two duplicates appeared next to him. They were alike
in every aspect, up to the frustrated grimace... and
the globs of glue holding them fast to the wall as
well.

"Curses," Kiburi-san muttered.

369. Kiki woke up dazed; ³Should¹a seen that one coming.²
Kiki struggled and got out of the disintegrating goop.
³Now I¹m pissed!² she yelled holding her fist up.
Then she paused and sighed; ³But first I¹ll fix the Double Booth, I
can¹t
have evil clones running everywhere. Then I¹ll go afterŠ myself.²
Kiki started teleporting around with tools until she had cleaned up the

chemicals on the machine and added a photocopier to it. She then turned
the
telephone booth part into a photo booth.
³There done, I¹ll re-name it the Copy Booth,² she then checked the
panel,
³right this thing will now only make exact copies but I don¹t know how
long
for.²
Kiki then turned and dashed upstairs to find Mimi.
Lapin sat at the bottom of the stairs not knowing what just happened,
then
he saw the Copy Booth.
³Ep?²

Mimi, Soon to be 11th grade Oshiba Memorial High School

IC: Mimi scanned the surrounding classrooms; ³Hee, I think I¹ll go
attack a
random student to test myself. I have to get used to fighting if I¹m
going
to take over the planet, and I¹ll start with this school.²
Mimi was about to go into a history class when she suddenly remembered
that
at the school, which was used to having teenagers from outer space,
they
wouldn¹t allow any one to fully attack students or take over the world.

Actually if that being wasn¹t enrolled in the school themselves the
school
could easily attack and boot out the offender.
³Well that¹s it then, time to sign up.²
With that Mimi headed for the VP¹s office with an evil grin on her
face.

370. Phoenix looked over the sea of cars, saucers and asphalt separating her
from the front door of the school. She settled the straps of her green
backpack over both shoulders of her skintight green, metallic gold, and
black outfit, then took a firmer grip on the handle of her Pan-Galactic
Ghetto Blaster. With a moment's concentration, she was flying across
the
parking lot.

She opened the door with her free hand, but decided to keep flying
until
she found the school's main office. Upon seeing all three Kiburis
gooped
to the wall, Phoenix hovered in front of the middle one.

"Who gooped you, the Hall Monitors?"

371. Mai stands puzzled at the mess that was to be a cake and seeing very
little
time left she decided its time to get down to serious buisness. Mai
quickly
grabs the receipe book with the picture of the cake and pulls out a
three
dinitional copy Machine. Placing the picture in the machine and hiting
the
button Mai stands filing her nails while a full five layer cake pops
out of
the machine. Ryu looks at her in shock.

"Why the heck didn't you do that earlier." Shouts Ryu

"Cuase I didn't feel like it."

Ryu looks furious but Mai is distracted by giving her teacher the cake.

"It looks great Ms Yuki but the taste is much like that of paper. But
just
because you could pull off the look I'll give you a D thus you pass.
And as
for you young man. If I catch you sneeking in this class again then
you'll
have to bake a five story ginger bread house."

372. Kiki dashed past Phoenix and the three gooped Kiburi¹s without
noticing
them, she was more busy looking for her evil copy. If Kiki left the
basement
just a little bit later she would have bumped into Mimi face to face.

Mimi, 11th grade, Oshiba Memorial High School

IC: Just as Kiki dashed past the VP¹s office and down the hall to many
classrooms Mimi stepped out of the VP¹s room.
³Ha ha ha!² she laughed holding a copy of her sign up paper, ³Now I¹m
in, I
can do anything.²
She looked back at the VP¹s closed door; ³Gullible is a
understatementŠ²

Back in the office the VP was happily crying; ³What a nice girl, I¹m so
glad
she¹s found her twin sister Kiki.²

Mimi put the paper in her inside pocket and walked back towards where
Kiburi
was. She looked down at the three Kiburi; ³Ha, tried that double-team
thing
of yours hey?²
The Kiburi¹s looked miffed.
³Well, that goop will be wearing off soon so while I¹m here I might as
well
blast you again.²
Mimi pulled out the goop gun.
³So it was you,² said Phoenix.
Mimi looked up at the new girl and blinked; ³Who are you?²
³My name is Phoenix.²
Mimi thought for a second; ³I don¹t remember you so you must be new
here,
right?²
Phoenix nodded.
Mimi laughed and put the goop gun away; ³Well I was going to find
someone
like Maiyuki or Teri to fight, but you will do to gain me experience
points.²
Mimi raised her hand ready to fire a blast, ³I will test you.²

373. All three Kiburis glowered at Kiki's evil clone as
she aimed the goop gun for another dose. The girl
standing next to him looked rather shocked as the
clone turned towards her with an evil grin. As the
clone began to charge some sort of weapon, Kiburi-san
realized that his had was free as the goop began to
wear off.

In unison, the three clones reached into their pockets
and pulled out their hyper-dimensional library cards,
pointing them at the assailant.

"Wait a minute..." Kiburi-san mumbled. "Rrgh! I knew
I should have brought my zap-gun!"

Alerted by the disturbance, Mimi started to turn back,
fumbling with the goop gun.

"Every volume of the Encyclopedia Brittanica in your
database!" Kiburi-san yelled, and in an instant
everyone within 10 feet were buried under a giant
stack of encyclopedias.

374. The rain of encyclopedias slid away from a shimmering dome of barely
visible golden energy. Gritting her teeth, Phoenix emerged from
beneath
all the books.

"Something tells me all of you deserve each other," Phoenix called back
from several feet down the hall. "Tell you what, whoever you are -
I'll be
happy to blast you all over Osaka after I tell everyone I'm here and
put my
ghetto blaster away somewhere safe."

With that, Phoenix flew down the hall in search of the office, force
field
still up.

375. Mimi, now ten feet away, sat up through the pile of books, one
balancing
on top of her head.
³Well I neverŠ Out of all the battle strategies I was ready for I
didn¹t
expect that one.²
Mimi took the book off of her head and threw it to the floor, then on a
second thought put the book in a blackhole; ³Let¹s see Kiburi return
that.²
³OK then, I¹ll just go find someone else for my first fight. I can
battle
that red head girl later.²
Mimi then turned in the opposite direction and searched for another
classroom.

Kiki, 11th grade, Oshiba Memorial High School

IC: In shop class Kiki turned her head in a cool anime style just to
say one
line; ³Where is she?²

Lapin, basement

IC: Whoosh!
Lapin became two. Seconds later they became four. Another flash of
light
later there were eight of them. They Œep¹ed happily.

376. Phoenix dropped her force field just in time to open the door to the
office. She came to a neat two-point landing right in front of the
counter.

"Hi, my name is Phoenix, and I'm supposed to be transferring here from
Richard Nixon High School in Anaheim, California, the United States."

She put down her Pan-Galactic Ghetto Blaster, took off her backpack,
and
produced a thick sheaf of papers.

The secretary looked them over. "Everything is probably in order,
young
lady, but we will need to have Richard Nixon High School fax us another
copy of your grades. 18 credit minutes seem to be missing. Also, your
parents must sign these waivers," and the secretary handed Phoenix ten
pieces of paper, "and fill out this medical questionnaire." The
questionnaire was half the size of one of the encyclopedia volumes
Kiburu
had summoned.

Pushing a lock of wavy, bright red hair behind a pointed ear, Phoenix
asked, hopefully, "Does this mean I can't attend classes today?"

The secretary said, "No. We will sort out your records eventually."

"Then what classes should I go to?"

The secretary quickly scribbled a list on a recycled cafeteria menu.
"Go
to these for today. We will give you a permanent schedule and a locker
assignment later."

Phoenix accepted the paper and tried to read the characters on it.

[Teri, please make up a schedule!]

She asked the secretary, after stuffing all the papers into her
backpack
and putting it back on, "Would you please keep my Pan-Galactic Ghetto
Blaster for me until after school?"

"Yes, of course," the secretary replied, "but why?"

Phoenix walked over to the door and opened it before answering,
"Because I
have to go beat someone up now!"

Phoenix darted through the door and took to the air before the
secretaries
could react! She flew back to the heap of encyclopedias, looking for
Mimi.

377. Sally skipped happily out of shop class and headed towards the wood pile
behind the school. Upon reaching his destination he found that there was no
wood left.
"Okay, time to improvise!", he said in a squeaky yet happy voice as he
headed towards the front of the school and hoping none of the hall monitors
spotted him. He then arrived in front of the newly planted 'trees for a
better tommorrow' and started to chop them down with a few well punctuated
"Hai-YAH!"s. His hands became a blur and he soon had a stack of plancks in
front of him.
"No sweat...", Sally said as he dusted off his hands. He then raised them to
eye level and noticed the dozens of splinters in them.
"WAHHHHHHH!!!!", Sally said as he ran around in a circle. He then picked up
the lumber gingerly and entered the school. A few blurry figures clad in
neon orange and black flashed by his vision quickly, then dissappeared.
Sally turned to see what it was when his lumber was set on fire by...
Pheonix racing down the hall and swearing revenge on something or other.

378. Phoenix stopped dead in her tracks as she came face to face with Kiki.
{{not Mimi who she was looking for}}
Kiki turned around and smiled; ³Hi there. I haven¹t seen you before, are you
new here?²

³I wasn¹t sneaking into that class,² said Ryu walking out of the cooking
class, ³oh well at least that time freeze fixed it¹s self somehow.²
As Ryu headed back to the smarty pants class he came face to face with Mimi.

379. Luckily for Kiki, her eyes and hair are purple, not brown. (I
double-checked the post where Mimi was created.)

"Yes," said the girl in the skin-tight green and metallic gold outfit, "I'm
Phoenix. Have you seen someone who looks very much like you, but with
brown eyes and hair?"

380. Ryu walked out of the cooking class cursing. He looked around, and saw signs
of battle all up and down the halls.

"Guess I missed something." He said.

"Taiwan.Come!" Ryu said snapping his fingers.Out of nowhere a "Yes Master!"
was bellowed as The Foam rubber skull known as Taiwan came bouncing into
Ryu's grip.

Ryu walked through the halls when he came face to face with...Kiki?

Mimi saw Ryu and remebered that this was suppose to be Kiki's Boyfriend, so
in away that made him her Boyfriend as well. She also remebered that he had
a Evil Streak in him.She could appeal to this side and manipulate him
greatly increaseing her chances of World Domination!

She jumped up wrapping her arms around his neck and looked into his eyes.
"Ryu my Love!"

Ryu immediely stumbled back and barely managed to support Mimi in her
actions. "Er, oh hello Kiki, Did you dye your hair? It looks nice."
He manged to stammer out.

"Ryu could you do a big favor for me?" She said running a finger over his
chest. Visible steam came out of Ryu's ears.

"sur..sure. wha..what ever I can do!" he said.

"Well you see there's an evil clone that looks just like the older version
of me, and she's trying to get me...Im scared, do you think that you could
stop her?" Mimi said.

Ryu's face turned stern, as he gently set Mimi down, although she was
visibly taller then him. "Of course I will! Anything for you!" Ryu said.

He began marching down toward the directions Mimi pointed out to him.
There he found Kiki and Phoneix conversing.

"There you are you Hideous clone! My your an awful one at that, how could
you fool anyone into beliveing your the Real Kiki when you don't even match
her beauty!" Ryu said.

Kiki turned at looked at Ryu with a raised eyebrow. "Wha?..Oh no Ryu Im not
the..!" She tried to tell him, but Ryu was already getting set up for an
attack.

Visible energy glowed under Ryu's form as a mystical green pentegram
appeared under him. His hair stood on end and the wailing of spirits could
be heard around him, a glowing green eldricth blast was appearing in his
hands.

Meanwhile Taiwan decided to keep a close eye on What Ryu belived was Kiki.
"Something about her just ain't right" he said, sticking his long tounge out
of his mouth as if thinking.

381. Phoenix took Kiki's (the REAL Kiki's) hand, and a faint golden shimmer
enveloped the two of them.

Through the force field, Phoenix said to Mimi, "Don't worry, I just want to
sort out who should and should not get blasted. You want me to blast you;
should I be blasting your boyfriend over there too?"

Phoenix then asked Kiki, "Do you want to hang around for this or not? If
not, I can take you almost anywhere else, safely."

382. Mai walks by seeing Mimi hanging on Ryu and stands puzzled at
everything.
But she decides that for once its best not to get in the way and she
and
Itazura walk down the hall humming a tune as they are happy and content
because of Mai getting a 'D'. Mai can't help but laugh at Ryu whom
seems to
be up to his armpits in trouble today.

"See yah later Roo. Only next time keep your nose out of my business.
Kay. Oh
and I'll be sure to tell Kiki where she can find you. Have a good time
you
two."

Mimi's eyes seem to glow with delight as Mai walks off.

*Note: From here on in, new Yahoo page formatting is causing strage indents, and I don't have time to fix it...*

383. Ryu looked more and more angry as he saw he as being ignored.

"Find, play it like that...TAIWAN!!" Ryu yelled.

Immeditely at his beck and call Taiwan leaped out. "Yes Master?"He asked.

"See those two in the force field, play Basketball with it." Ryu commanded.

"Er, but Boss, It's.." Taiwan tried to say but Ryu cut him off with "Just do
it!" Taiwan looked down then said "Okay boss"

Taiwan, the little Foam rubber bouncing Skull, then burst forth into a 9ft
tall engine of Destruction as his eight limbs and torso bursted forth The
six arms, however, this time formed together to make two very large, thick,
skeletal arms.

Taiwan ran forward, grabbed the Forcefield and began to dribble it like a
basketball. The occupants inside were shaken about rather roughly!

"Now then..Two the Gym to work on your Slam Dunk!" Ryu said.

Taiwan obeyed, yet halfheartidly because he still was not sure about mimi,
but his loyalty to his master overrode this and he dribbled Phonix and Kiki
down toward the Gymnasium.

384. Kiki, 11th grade, Oshiba Memorial High School gym

IC: ³Wha wha wha wha wha wha,² said Kiki and Phoenix.
Phoenix¹s force field seemed to have shrunk a little into a ball shape as
the two were being dribbled.
Kiki thought Taiwan might not be sure about which Kiki was the right one or
because Phoenix was in the ball too, but the massive skeleton gave mercy and
did a three point shot instead of a slam dunk towards the net.
As the two flew in the air Phoenix made the force field disappear and
floated down to the floor. Kiki fell but opened a blackhole before she hit
the floor then came out a second later in front of Taiwan.
³You want me to blast him?² asked Phoenix.
³No it¹s OK,² then she turn to Taiwan, ³hi Taiwan. I would blast you myself
but I know you were under orders by your master so I won¹t, and anyway we
are friends.²
Kiki gazed at the floor; ŒI can¹t believe Ryu didn¹t recognise me.¹
Taiwan clicked on; ³You¹re the real Kiki.²
³That¹s right,² said Kiki pointing to her checks with both hands, ³I¹m also
the cutest one!²
³So what¹s going on?² asked Phoenix.
³Well, I¹ll explain later but in short, Mimi is a copy of me and near enough
an opposite too. So since I¹m nice she¹s an evil bitch.²
³I see,² said Phoenix.
³Since we are alike I¹m guessing she will try too hold on the Ryu as long as
possible to use against us. I can¹t believe that clone just born and she¹s
already screwing stuff up! Come on Let¹s go find them.²
The two girls and the foam skeleton walk back out of the gym.

Meanwhile in the basement Lapin was being cloned over and over again by the
Copy Booth.
³EP!²

385. Phoenix asked Kiki, as they walked out of the gym, "So where do you think
they are by now? There was that trio of guys who were gooped to the wall
near the front door. One of them checked out every volume of the
_Encyclopedia Brittanica_ and had them land on Mimi. They're probably
Mimi's next target. Do you know of a short-cut back to the front door?"

386. Kiburi-san
11th Grade, OShiba Memorial High School

IC: Kiburi-san watched as Taiwan dribbled the
forcefield away. His hand waved accusingly at Ryu,
but the goop that held his legs was still stuck fast.

Kiburi-san thought.

Suddenly, a large brassiere hit Mimi in the face. As
she pried it off, a familiar metal shape hovered down
the hallway.

"Ha! Try that on for size!" Montresor yelled.

"Uh, Montresor..." Kiburi-san said. "Is that the
only weapon you have?"

"Well, you never did finish the upgrade..."

"Oh, great."

Mimi began to charge a large energy bolt.

"Okay, this would be the point where I would run,
aside from the fact that I'm glued to a wall."

"Point taken," Montresor said as it fled down the
hall, jets at maximum."

"Arrgh! That lousy heap of inferior scrap metal! I
ought to... Uh-oh."

387. Just then, Kiki and Phoenix fall out of a black hole near the ceiling and
land on the floor.

[I'm handing myself 1 Bonk for hitting the floor.]

Rolling up and onto one knee, Phoenix launches a bolt of golden energy
right at Mimi!

[I roll a 3 and add Phoenix's Bod of 5 for a total of 8. Unless Mimi's
better at dodging than Kiki, she'd better roll a 4 or better!]

388. Ryu whateley 11th grade oshiba.

Mimi was quite angry at the little robot, but he had ran off and she just
relised that she would need something of her own, that she could easily get
from her boytoy Ryu.

She wrapped her arms around him again, gently stroking his chin and
whispered into his ear.."Ryu honey, I need another favor....." she purred.

Ryu's head turned blood red and he was now almost completely under Mimi's
control. "Ye..Yes.my dear, anything for you!" he responded.

"We need to go to the pet shop." she said. "Could you get us there in a
Jiffy?" she asked.

"But of Course! It's simply a quick hop skip and Jump through Hell and we'll
be there and back in no time!" Ryu responded. With that he chanted and
opened a Black portal, both stepped through.

They arrived in a small pet shop where the narrator here does not want to
bog down this part with details, suffice to say they got a rabbit and
returned to the school science lab.

There, they took the small bunny, which almost looked like a Lapin, and tied
it down into the middle of a Pentegram.

"Why don't we just use Lapin?" Ryu asked.
"Oh, well Lapin is probably to weak for something like this" Mimi responed.

"Alright, I'll begin the ritual" Ryu said. He then held out his hand's and
chanted while 5 Candles burned at each of the Pentegram's points. He then
took a bit of ketchup and squirted it onto a Fake rubber Knife, and ran it
across the Rabbit's back.

"Why don't use just use a real knife and Real Blood Ryu!" Mimi asked abit
annoyed.

"Real Blood!? Are you serious? That is Sick!? I would never..Just the
thought makes me Queasy!" Ryu responded.

However, bedcause of Ryu's warped perceptions of reality, the Process
worked. He opened a portal to Hell under the helpless rabbit, where a demon
emerged.

The Rabbit look very Frightened and began to Ep like crazy, but there was no
use, the demon entered the Rabbit and Bonded with it.

At First the rabbit looked normal, then it began to shake, and It's fur
stood up on end. Suddenly Muscle mass sprouted and it grew to the Height of
9ft! It sat there with large muscle filled Haunches and Arms with oposable
thumbs. It's teeth had become razor sharp and it looked down right not very
nice!

"Now then, this rabbit/Demon is bound to You Kiki. It will obey your orders
and do what you say, and it can even return to it's normal rabbit form" Ryu
explained.

Mimi sat teary eyed and overjoyed at her new pet..."OH THANK YOU RYU!" she
cried jumping up and kissing him on the face.

Ryu promptley fainted.

"It needs something else...THIS CHAINSAW WILL WORK!" she said handing it the
chainsaw.

"Now, just get back to normal and will get back to work Mr.Rabbit" She
commanded.

Ryu sat trying to regain consiousness.

389. Kiki, 11th grade, Oshiba Memorial High School

IC: ³Where¹d they go?² said Kiki.
Phoenix looked a bit upset at her earlier miss on Mimi. [Sorry she rolled a
five.]
Kiki and Taiwan started helping Kiburi out of the goop as his two copies
disappeared.
The bell for the next class rung and a few students pasted, then the hall
was empty again.
Suddenly Mimi was back with Ryu standing behind her against a wall; ³Well
well, if it isn¹t my new friend Phoenix, who couldn¹t hit the side of barn,²
Phoenix started growling, ³and my evil clone.²
Kiki starting yelled; ³What are you on about? You¹re the evil clone!²
³So you want a fight?² said Phoenix standing in front of Kiki.
³No, not today,² said Mimi calmly, ³but I would like you to meet my new
pet.²
³Pet?² said Kiki.
³Go Bugs,² commanded Mimi.
Kiki cringed as a small white bunny hopped towards them then stopped; ³Yuck,
I would never call a rabbit Bugs. It¹s so cheesy.²
Phoenix laughed at the bunny; ³What a puny rabbit.²
³Yeah, what are you up too?² asked Kiki.
Mimi gave a small laugh; ³Bugs, war-form now!²
The rabbit complied and turned into it¹s 9ft super strong muscle-bound beast
form.
³Arrrgggh!² screamed Kiki, Phoenix and Kiburi.
The huge rabbit beast then whipped out a chainsaw.
³Arrrgggh!² screamed Kiki, Phoenix and Kiburi again.
Taiwan who was behind the three defenders just blinked.
³Ryu! How could you?² said Kiki.
³Silence you doppelganger,² replied Ryu, ³this is what you get for messing
with my girlfriend.²
³Just because she got to him first and brainwashed him,² mumbled Kiki.
The three started backing away.
³Err Taiwan you¹re roughly the same size as him, so can you handle him?²
pleaded Kiki.

390. Phoenix, 9th grade, Oshiba Memorial High School

>ìErr Taiwan youíre roughly the same size as him, so can you handle him?î
>pleaded Kiki.

Phoenix suddenly laughed.

"I swear this reminds me of a movie someone in California showed me."

Still laughing, she tossed another energy bolt, aiming for the chainsaw.

[Someone's getting hit, but possibly not the chainsaw - 5 + a roll of 2 is
7, minus whatever for a called shot.]

Bah, too much dice-rolling for my taste...

Well, that's 390 down, at the 400 point in the Kevlar mailbox - figure 350 or so more to bring this up to date.

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